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This week, Angeline discusses America's sweethearts Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. Are you watching the new Hulu series? We go over what happened and how they felt with the one of the first sex tape scandals to hit the world. Josh then comes on to discuss trying to get us to go ice fishing, asking for change when tipping and how he is going to start a new career in audio recordings for erotic fiction.
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Rebecca Smith:
Hi. That's my radio voice.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god. Hey,
Rebecca Smith:
welcome to I could be your mother with Angeline and Rebecca.
Angeline Compau:
Do you want to taste my sweaty balls? That what it reminds me of the whole sweaty balls thing.
Rebecca Smith:
I know, it does. That's funny
Angeline Compau:
Do you like my sweaty balls?
Rebecca Smith:
They're quite delicious
Angeline Compau:
How many can you fit in your mouth at one time?
Rebecca Smith:
I think I can take maybe two of you sweaty balls. See, I can't do it without laughing that's why they were that's why they were so good.
Angeline Compau:
Yes, yes no that's, That's too much.
Rebecca Smith:
What's up?
Angeline Compau:
Happy Sunday.
Rebecca Smith:
I know.
Angeline Compau:
Sunday for us Friday for y'all. Happy Friday
Rebecca Smith:
I didn't wear a bra all day.
Angeline Compau:
Dude, I did put one on for you. But I was because I don't know. My boobs were like, they were hanging low. And I was like hoist those bad boys up. Hanging too low.
Rebecca Smith:
Don't even talk to me about that
Angeline Compau:
I feel like they need support. So they stay perky.
Rebecca Smith:
I don't even want to hear it.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
what's going on? I haven't seen you since
Angeline Compau:
Wednesday. I had to work this weekend.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, you did?
Angeline Compau:
first in a long time. So I was like, the whole weekend was kind of like, Boo because of that. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, well,
Angeline Compau:
what did you guys do? Did you go in the shanty with Josh
Rebecca Smith:
no gross, I'm not going in the fart shanty
Angeline Compau:
Oh my God. He sent a group chat to me and Rebecca tried to get us to go in the shanty.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
And I was like, Okay, maybe. He said you were in, he always tricks to me. And I almost fell for it
Rebecca Smith:
He lies Angeline,
Angeline Compau:
he's a liar.
Rebecca Smith:
This is what he says to me. He's like, I'm gonna go night fishing. And I'm like, Okay, what does that mean? He goes, I'm trying to get Claxton to go night fishing with me. So we'll go out there like, nine at night and like, just stay out till like two, two in the morning and I'm like, okay, cool.
Angeline Compau:
Go for it.
Rebecca Smith:
So all week i'm, all week I'm thinking okay, it's cool. It's kind of fishing, whatever. So then, of course, the weekend comes and he's like, huh,
Angeline Compau:
yeah, how I feel.
Rebecca Smith:
Exactly.
Angeline Compau:
I make plans and then later on, I'm like, no,
Rebecca Smith:
no, thanks
Angeline Compau:
don't sound good anymore.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. So he did not go night fishing. He went day fishing. On Saturday
Angeline Compau:
so yesterday didn't even happen the whole thing he tried to set up with us.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, the night thing No, but he did he did set up his shanty, out he went during the day. Caught one little fish.
Angeline Compau:
Oh yeah, he texted us whatever day that was and was like, Beck is in you in and I'm like, Oh, well maybe I was like because I did have plans
Rebecca Smith:
had he texted you that without me being on that if he had texted you
Angeline Compau:
I would have said yeah
Rebecca Smith:
and not the group you would have been like yeah, sure
Angeline Compau:
exactly.
Rebecca Smith:
See, you can't trust him Angeline
Angeline Compau:
I'm gonna have to for sure forever double check with you.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
because that was Wow, I almost fell for that. That was a that was a close one I was like, Oh, well if she's in, I'll go
Rebecca Smith:
I'm not gonna sit in the fart shanty. No,
Angeline Compau:
Ew
Rebecca Smith:
it stinks.
Angeline Compau:
That's so gross
Rebecca Smith:
stinks in there.
Angeline Compau:
I almost did because I thought you were okay. Okay. Terrible.
Rebecca Smith:
No,
Angeline Compau:
what a liar
Rebecca Smith:
ya always double check when Josh tells you something about me?
Angeline Compau:
You know what I should know by now.
Rebecca Smith:
I know he did it to you want another time?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. With the coke or no, the egg nog
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, the egg nog
Angeline Compau:
he said you wanted eggnog and I was like, Okay, I'll get her I thought he was being like a nice husband and he was like, she doesn't want to ask you but she really wants it. So I was like, Okay, I'll do it no. Such an asshole.
Rebecca Smith:
So it's your topic this week on love
Angeline Compau:
I could not wake up today. And so in between naps. I'm trying to do my research. So like I have nothing written down. I'm going strictly off websites off my laptop.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay,
Angeline Compau:
like this is so oh my god,
Rebecca Smith:
we'll cut it together.
Angeline Compau:
Do you guys
Rebecca Smith:
make it sound like you know what you're talking about? That's what I do with mine
Angeline Compau:
this This is funny. So keep in line with our love.
Rebecca Smith:
Yes.
Angeline Compau:
Ore our February love month?
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Couples famous couples and the new Hulu show Pam and Tommy coming out
Rebecca Smith:
woo hoo
Angeline Compau:
my my couple this week is Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Angeline Compau:
yes. So Pamela Anderson, if you don't know. She's famous for being a Playboy Playmate.
Rebecca Smith:
And
Angeline Compau:
Baywatch.
Rebecca Smith:
Yes.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, she was she did Playboy before that.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, That launched her I think.
Angeline Compau:
like that, Yes. And she's like, iconic 90s bombshell like she's the reason that that blonde hair big old fake titties trend was like a thing for so long well Anna Nicole Smith too, but she her too she was like, super iconic, every little boy's wet dream. You just say and, and I was in third grade one time, one time. I was in third grade and this kid on the playground told me that he thought Pamela Anderson was hot and me at eight years old. I'm like, Who the fuck is that? I was like, and when I figured it out, I was like, why would you tell me that?
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
you fucking little weirdo.
Rebecca Smith:
Third grade. Wow, that's young
Angeline Compau:
I know. I know. That was an that was 1998 for me. So I anyway, little boys wet dreams.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
Tommy Lee is from the brand, the band motley crew. Which I do like Miley crew. I do.
Rebecca Smith:
I was never huge into Tommy Lee. I was more of a Nickki Sixx girl.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, I know. You like Nikki sixx. Tommy Lee's gross.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, nice.
Angeline Compau:
No offence, like looking at him, I'm like,
Rebecca Smith:
I do you like drummers though. Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
I like band boys in general.
Angeline Compau:
I agree. I like you know what it is? I think me if you could play an instrument that just tells me you're kind of intelligent. So I kind of like that aspect of it. So but the whole bad boy like, I don't know. That part doesn't do it for me.
Rebecca Smith:
I like that.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Yeah. Tommy Lee. I don't know
Rebecca Smith:
He used to be really cute. I thought
Angeline Compau:
he wasn't bad. He went through like a big hair phase. And
Rebecca Smith:
well, they all did yeah,
Angeline Compau:
I like the I like the shorter hair look
Rebecca Smith:
like the glam rock. They were all
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
Part of the glam rock thing but they could really like play music.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
It wasn't all about
Angeline Compau:
right.
Rebecca Smith:
just glam.
Angeline Compau:
No, their music was good. I did like I like that.
Rebecca Smith:
Did you see the dirt?
Angeline Compau:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
No, I was gonna watch it. I was gonna watch it.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, It's good.
Angeline Compau:
When I saw it, I was like, you know Motley Crue? I don't like them like that much to watch their documentary.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, it's good.
Angeline Compau:
Or whatever. It was not a documentary. Like a.
Rebecca Smith:
It's like a Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
It's kind of like what Pam and Tommy is gonna be? Yeah, okay. He is a bad boy.
Rebecca Smith:
Mm hmm.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, he really is. And he I think, if there was ever a more toxic couple perfect for each other. It was those two. They met in 1994. Like a well, I guess it was almost 95 It was like a New Year's Eve party. This is the day they met.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
And like she sent out a round of like, Goldschlager shots or whatever, to everybody who was at like, the it was called the sanctuary. It was like her kind of place. I think she owned it, or part owned it or whatever.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
He thought that she just sent him one.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay,
Angeline Compau:
and he like came over and like licked her face or some shit like goofy, weird shit. And then anyway, she did find him charming. So she gave him her number. Six weeks later, they're supposed to go like on their first date. And she has to like, kind of cancel because she's got a photoshoot to do in Cancun.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
So he flies down to Cancun. They're on their first date. And, like, 96 hours later, they just get married on the beach.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my gosh,
Angeline Compau:
right?
Rebecca Smith:
I don't think I knew that.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, my God. Yeah. Like, they didn't even know each other. And they got married right there on the beach. Didn't have rings or anything. So that's how they got their little tattoos of Pam and
Rebecca Smith:
yeah,
Angeline Compau:
Tommy or that's their on their ring finger. They tattooed their rings.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay,
Angeline Compau:
like cool. Good for you guys. So, they got married. That was like a whole thing. He didn't even wear a shirt. He just wore shorts. She were like a white bikini.
Rebecca Smith:
I knew that part of it.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
for some odd reason
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, it was a whole, I don't know. Whatever. So then they go back home after this. to California. He lives in Malibu. She's about to move in with him. They're doing like a ton of renovations on Tommy's house.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
And they hire this guy whose name is Rand Gauthier or whatever Gauthier, whatever.
Rebecca Smith:
Gauthier,
Angeline Compau:
Gauthier I think it is. It's French
Rebecca Smith:
French
Angeline Compau:
it's French. he used to be in the adult film industry, if you know what I mean.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
He was, yeah. And then he turned into an electrician and he was
Rebecca Smith:
like he was an actor in it or?
Angeline Compau:
indeed,
Rebecca Smith:
okay.
Angeline Compau:
Rand, Gauthier.
Rebecca Smith:
And now he's an electrician.
Angeline Compau:
Yep.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
Yes. So I don't know how they found him. I don't know if they were I don't think they were like friends but he was doing work on their house, him and his crew. And Pam and Tammy got to be like, real rich people snobby. And were like, being really demanding changing things at the last minute deciding they wanted something thing different and they like, the crew just kind of got fed up and then they fired the crew. They fired Rand.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
And he was like, okay, whatever. So they get fired. They try to come back and get their equipment and all their tools and shit. Like, I don't know when next day next week, whatever it was Tommy's, like, get the fuck off my property and holds him at gunpoint, like, pulls out a shotgun and holds him at gunpoint and the guy's like, what the fuck?
Rebecca Smith:
Holy cow
Angeline Compau:
Yes, psycho. Like so the guy takes off. And he's like, fuck this guy. I'm getting him back.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Angeline Compau:
so
Rebecca Smith:
I know where this is going
Angeline Compau:
yes, he he's, he knows from doing all the work in the house. He did like security camera setup and stuff like that and he knows that they have. Like they, he knows where everything is. He knows the layout of the house. He knows everything. He knows that they have a safe. And he's like, I want that safe. There's gonna be lots of money and shit in there. Fuck them. I'm getting
Rebecca Smith:
paid.
Angeline Compau:
I'm getting paid.
Rebecca Smith:
Right.
Angeline Compau:
Because they did owe him like $20,000 too
Rebecca Smith:
right.
Angeline Compau:
Yes, that was another part. Thank you. They owed him $20,000 Because they didn't pay him. So he was like, I'm getting paid. So the whole thing is a little shady from what I'm reading because I don't think he wants to get other people involved in it. So he's trying. He is in this Rolling Stone article telling the story. There's no way in that. I believe that he got this safe out by himself.
Rebecca Smith:
Well, how big was it?
Angeline Compau:
It was supposedly a big flippin safe.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. Yeah, even like a gun safe. Even if it was like a gun safe size.
Angeline Compau:
He there was you there was guns in it. And so like, it's supposed to be a huge safe,
Rebecca Smith:
okay.
Angeline Compau:
But the way he tells the story in this interview, there's no way you did it by yourself. There's no way you had to have someone help you. Whatever. He puts like, a fur over his back. And like goes through the garage, pretending to be one of their dogs. That's that was how you snuck into their house.
Rebecca Smith:
Shut up
Angeline Compau:
Yes. At 3 am, middle of the night to get past the security cameras. And then he like makes his way up to the bedroom or whatever. And supposedly like he had a dolly behind him.
Rebecca Smith:
So they weren't home?
Angeline Compau:
I guess not. Yeah, I must not have been there.
Rebecca Smith:
But their dogs were. So was anybody staying at the house?
Angeline Compau:
I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay, this is all very suspect.
Angeline Compau:
I'm just that's what I'm saying. But I'm pretty sure this is just a story. Because they don't want it out who actually did it who was actually involved on all this stuff. But
Rebecca Smith:
okay.
Angeline Compau:
All very suspect. But that's why sounded shady. So he sneaks in as one of the dogs. He's got a dolly with him. Because he has to haul it out. But then there's a truck that he when he gets it out to the street. How are you getting it in your truck, my friend. And he says that he put it on his back and he like, squatted it up on his back. And I'm like there's no way. No way. So that comes out later to that there might have been other people involved.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
So he gets the safe. However he does it. He gets it back to his house, or no, not his house because that would be suspect too. So he takes it somewhere. Takes a saw, like some fancy saw. Cuts the back off so he can get in there.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay,
Angeline Compau:
her white bikini from their wedding was in there. Why? Who knows? Rolexes tons of jewelry, money. His guns. There's supposedly like an AR something in their guns. Whatever they are, then he finds that little tape. And he's like, Oh, what is this? And he watches it and he's like, Oh, yes, this is the motherlode because I can make a shit ton of money on this. So he takes it to like a bunch of adult film production places. And he's like, I want to make some money on it. And like everyone is like, no, because we don't have written consent from them, that we can't release this. And he was like, Well, fuck. So he takes it to another guy who I think I don't know his name exactly. But I think it's who likes Seth Rogen no, Seth Rogen plays Rand in the new movie,
Rebecca Smith:
okay.
Angeline Compau:
And he takes it to somebody else. And I think Nick Offerman in the not the movie. I'm sorry, the show
Rebecca Smith:
on the show.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, whatever his name is. He takes it to him and they come up with like a plan where they're like, well, we can't necessarily really sell it to these companies. But we can make some copies and we can sell it out of our trucks. And that's how they that's how they kind of do it because the internet wasn't a huge thing,
Rebecca Smith:
right.
Angeline Compau:
There was no streaming,
Rebecca Smith:
right.
Angeline Compau:
So that's kind of how they had to get it out. Then because there's so many copies out, one copy makes it into the hands of this other, like production company, and they like kinda don't give a fuck. And it's called Club love. And they kind of put out their let, they're gonna release it, and put it on the internet or whatever, even though like they really can't, but that's how they got the publicity for it. This whole time like, this is years and years, by the way, not years and years.
Rebecca Smith:
Now that you have it, you're sued. I feel like
Angeline Compau:
well, that's that was the thing. They Pam and Tommy had been trying to sue everybody that they thought could have stole it,
Rebecca Smith:
right.
Angeline Compau:
They didn't even know right away that they're safe was stolen. So this took a couple months for them to figure out And then by time they did figure it out,
Rebecca Smith:
right. some copies had surfaced. And they found out from like, the media, and they were like what the hell. So they are suing whoever they're trying to sue Rand rands trying to stay out of the limelight because she's like, or stay under the radar. He's doesn't want any part of it. There's some friends of his A, they're also blaming for it. They're trying to stay under the radar. They got biker gangs coming after these people trying to intimidate them into giving them copies if they think they have copies. The whole thing is stupid. So this club love ends up getting a copy of it, and they're talking about releasing it. Somehow I don't they Pam and Tommy got tricked into signing this like release. So they ended up actually releasing it to this club love Entertainment, whatever it I don't know, there's another name for it too were they tricked, though, or is this like, listen, we can all make a lot of money here.
Angeline Compau:
Well, yeah. I that's what I that's the whole thing. I don't even know if it was really stolen. Or if they released it on their own. And they were trying to make it seem like it. But I the whole thing seems very suspect to me. So they ended up signing over the rights to it. I think thinking they were gonna make some money. But they actually she came out later and was like, I never saw a dime for this movie. And the guy that stole it never made a dime. Because he was never released,
Rebecca Smith:
so who made all the money club love?
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah, I gotta look up the other name of this company.
Rebecca Smith:
Well, then that that makes me suspect that they weren't involved. Because if they if they were going to sign away, or you know, release it themselves, then they would make a cut of it. That would be the only reason to release it then.
Angeline Compau:
Right? Right. So yeah, and because Pam wanted nothing to do with this movie. She wanted nothing to do with this whole sex tape ordeal. Because she was so traumatized by it, I guess was another reason I thought maybe they didn't
Rebecca Smith:
well, I get that it's different for a girl than it is for guy
Angeline Compau:
true. Because after this whole thing came out and people started seeing copies of it. It made Tommy look awesome.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
because they he was known now as the guy with the huge ass Dong. And he looked really good. And she looked like trashy. I don't know a nice way to, she looked. She
Rebecca Smith:
Have you seen it?
Angeline Compau:
I was gonna watch it today. But then I was like, they're gross. So I'm like, I don't want to watch you guys do anything.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my god.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. No offense.
Rebecca Smith:
No offense.
Angeline Compau:
No offense.
Rebecca Smith:
You can watch the recreation on the show. I'm sure.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Which the actors playing them. Spot on.
Rebecca Smith:
Who's Who's playing her?
Angeline Compau:
The girl's name is Lily James and she was Cinderella. And I was like, ah, Cinderella, Pam.
Rebecca Smith:
nice, who's playing him?
Angeline Compau:
His name is Sebastian Stan and the only thing I knew him from was I Tania. He played Jeff Gillooly.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Angeline Compau:
and I was like, Cool. Okay. So he looked he they looked good. Like their costume makeup. Everything they look spot on, especially her. She looks just like Pam.
Rebecca Smith:
Really?
Angeline Compau:
Absolutely crazy.
Rebecca Smith:
Do you watch the hills on MTV
Angeline Compau:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
Their son Brandon is on the hills remake.
Angeline Compau:
Is he really?
Rebecca Smith:
or the redo. They only they only did two seasons. And now I think it's canceled already. But yeah, their son Brandon was on it. And she made an appearance on it.
Angeline Compau:
Their sons are cute.
Rebecca Smith:
Brandon was really cute. The first season and the second season. I was just like, Oh, okay.
Angeline Compau:
They were well, I haven't seen him recently. I just saw a picture today. And he was super cute. And I was like, oh, good for him. So yeah, well, that brings up my next point that they had kids in the midst of all the sex tape stuff.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
in between all the lawsuits and other stupid garbage that was going on. They had two boys Brandon Thomas and Dylan Jagga. And I was like, whatever we you know, you name the kids, whatever you want, I guess.
Rebecca Smith:
But so does he. I know. Does he have a biography out? Tommy Lee?
Angeline Compau:
He does.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, yeah, cuz that's what this
Angeline Compau:
yes
Rebecca Smith:
show was based on.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
Does she I wonder?
Angeline Compau:
I don't know if she does.
Rebecca Smith:
You should watch the dirt though. It was good.
Angeline Compau:
I will. I will after seeing this and I'm going to watch Pam and Tommy
Rebecca Smith:
I can't remember if they talk about I think they do talk about Pam and Tommy in there.
Angeline Compau:
Do they?
Rebecca Smith:
I think
Angeline Compau:
Did she Yoko? No, I'm just kidding.
Rebecca Smith:
No, if anything, it was just like a blurb like Tommy got married type deal.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Apparently Ron Jeremy was one of the people that they went to with the tape. And Ron was like, no, not doing this without written consent, guys. I was like, That's neat. Good for you, Ron. So they ended up signing some rights over and they kept the lawsuit going. In 2002. It kind of got settled. But by then they were also divorced. Because they were only married for about three years because they got married in 95. They got divorced in 98.
Rebecca Smith:
Two kids in three years thought, that's a lot.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. But there was a domestic violence suit against Tommy, because she was like, I think she was like holding their son Dylan. And he like shoved her like, pushed her down or something. She's holding the baby. I don't I don't know. There was there was an assault. And he she filed papers like the next day after that happened, because he like has a drinking issue. So yeah, she filed papers. They got they got divorced. He was sentenced to six months in jail. And lots of community service. And yeah, he actually spoke out about it. He was like, yeah, it was good. wasn't right. I'm like, Well,
Rebecca Smith:
is he sober now?
Angeline Compau:
I don't know. I don't know. The other thing that they went through in the midst of all this was their little. Yeah, they both got diagnosed with hepatitis C.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Remember that holds that whole thing because they were sharing their needle their tattoo needles, supposedly, I'm like, Well, isn't it also sexually transmitted?
Rebecca Smith:
Yes. And also drug transmitted. Right. Right. So sharing needles could have been
Angeline Compau:
they said it was tattoo needle. I know. She did an interview on Howard Stern, apparently, like after, like, shortly after she got diagnosed. And she she was like, Yeah, I got I got five or 10 years left in me, because she really thought she was gonna die.
Rebecca Smith:
Mm hmm.
Angeline Compau:
And at that time, they didn't really have like a cure for it. But now, as of 2015, she was cured. So was Tommy.
Rebecca Smith:
I think if I remember correctly on the hills, she lives in France, mostly. I think she's married to a new guy. She or no, she was she was dating. Yeah, I think she got married, but I don't know if they're still married.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, she is. She's been married six times.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
So they got divorced in like, 98. Then got remarried in like 2007 2008. And they were married for like another year, and got divorced again.
Rebecca Smith:
She's like Elizabeth Taylor,
Angeline Compau:
oh my gosh, then she married this. Well, this isn't the correct order. But she married this guy, Rick Salomon twice. And like, why do you really twice stop doing that? If it doesn't work the first time don't do it again.
Rebecca Smith:
Was she married to Kid Rock ever. Did they get married? Actually?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay, so
Angeline Compau:
yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
I couldn't remember if they actually
Angeline Compau:
she married her bodyguard most recently?
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Angeline Compau:
yeah. And that didn't last long. Fun fact, though. I while I was reading that Rick Salomon guy, I think has a sex tape with Paris Hilton.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
And I'm like, Come on, guys.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
stop making these tapes. Because they always get leaked. Somehow.
Rebecca Smith:
That was good.
Angeline Compau:
I enjoyed reading about it. Because now I know exactly what is going to happen in the show.
Rebecca Smith:
Are you gonna watch the
Angeline Compau:
oh, I'm watching the first three episodes,
Rebecca Smith:
No, their, their tape.
Angeline Compau:
No, no, I don't. She came out even said later. She's like, it's not like a sex tape. It's not like us just going at it. It's like a compilation of weird things that they did.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Angeline Compau:
like on vacations and other things. So it's not like, I don't know. I guess I should watch it. So I know for sure. But that's what she said on Andy Cohen
Rebecca Smith:
you need to do your research Angeline.
Angeline Compau:
I did.
Rebecca Smith:
How else am I supposed to ask you questions?
Angeline Compau:
I will. I don't know. But that was that was the gist of it.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay,
Angeline Compau:
you guys can find out more when you watch Pam and Tommy on Hulu.
Rebecca Smith:
If you've watched it let us know what what it's about. Oh my God
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, they're just gross. What the thought of watching them have sex. I was like, ew. I remember I when I I know and that every time I watch them I'm like found out Rob Lowe had a sex tape. I watched that and I mean, I fast forwarded through like the weird foreplay stuff and I why did I do this? So that's kind of why I was like no, I Just watched the actual going at it and I was like not good not good footage in the 80s I don't know it's not good I watched them thrust and I'm like can't No no no so I it's anything like that. I don't want to see it. I watched Kim and Ray J's that one, don't want to see theirs I don't think I've seen anybody's, no. Yeah Kim and Ray J's is like, you that one to me it looks like they did it on purpose just to release it. That's exactly what it looks like to me. You're
Rebecca Smith:
was it like, all lit and everything.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god. I mean, they tried to not be like super, but like her looking at the cameras just like you know what you're doing
Rebecca Smith:
I would never do that.
Angeline Compau:
No, no. And as much as I would like to think that I would like if I'm with somebody that I love and whatever and really, let's make a tape. It'd be cool. Like,
Rebecca Smith:
No,
Angeline Compau:
it'll get it'll get leaked somehow someone will hack your phone somewhere will be in there. Can I use your phone? I gotta make a call
Rebecca Smith:
I wonder if I've ever been secretly taped.
Angeline Compau:
I wonder about that when you go to Airbnbs
Rebecca Smith:
I know right
Angeline Compau:
there's not supposed to be cameras or in hotel rooms? But you never know.
Rebecca Smith:
You never know.
Angeline Compau:
All those people who put little potty cams in bathrooms on the toilet.
Rebecca Smith:
Ew,
Angeline Compau:
you ever wonder about those.
Rebecca Smith:
No,
Angeline Compau:
oh, well, now you're gonna people put little cameras in the bathrooms and they hook them up.
Rebecca Smith:
Do you really want to watch me pee, ok cool, go.
Angeline Compau:
Some people do some weirdos do.
Rebecca Smith:
That's bizarre. As long as you can't see my face.
Angeline Compau:
Well, when you walk in, you're gonna see it. Then you sit down. So
Rebecca Smith:
I don't think they want to see all this.
Angeline Compau:
They do. Trust me. They do.
Rebecca Smith:
Do not think so. Alright, let's get turd.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, this will be a quick one.
Rebecca Smith:
We did like a half an hour
Angeline Compau:
Did I? Oh, that's not bad.
Josh Smith:
Check.
Angeline Compau:
Check.
Josh Smith:
Sound check sound check. 1
Angeline Compau:
2
Josh Smith:
1
Angeline Compau:
5 checks. Check. 69
Rebecca Smith:
You guys are stupid. So dumb. Josh.
Josh Smith:
Yes,
Rebecca Smith:
I got a text and Angeline got a text and people want to know,
Josh Smith:
I didn't get a text?
Rebecca Smith:
No.
Josh Smith:
How come I don't get a text?
Rebecca Smith:
people want to know what did Josh say to Rebecca?
Josh Smith:
I'll tell people what to do what episode are we on?
Rebecca Smith:
Six
Josh Smith:
lifetime?
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, I don't know.
Josh Smith:
55?
Rebecca Smith:
I don't know
Josh Smith:
100th Episode
Rebecca Smith:
100th episode?
Angeline Compau:
Oh, we'll release it because that'd be cool.
Rebecca Smith:
On our year anniversary? We'll release it. How's that?
Josh Smith:
Excellent.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, you know that's in like a month
Josh Smith:
speaking of anniversaries, our anniversary
Angeline Compau:
She tricked you, that's in like a month. is coming up.
Josh Smith:
Whatever.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, cool
Josh Smith:
Excuse me
Rebecca Smith:
speaking of what?
Josh Smith:
Our anniversary is coming up.
Rebecca Smith:
Do you know what day it is?
Josh Smith:
Yeah
Angeline Compau:
I don't
Rebecca Smith:
what day is it?
Josh Smith:
April, April 8th
Rebecca Smith:
It took you a while there.
Josh Smith:
I know our anniversary date April 8, April 8, April 25th. Those are the two days I always know.
Angeline Compau:
Did you know that Greg Louganis had a birthday yesterday?
Josh Smith:
Oh, it was on my topics
Rebecca Smith:
yes
Angeline Compau:
Yes
Josh Smith:
Did you guys already give a shout out to Greg Louganis.
Rebecca Smith:
No not yet we were waiting
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, were waiting for you.
Josh Smith:
All right. Well, let me be the first to wish Greg Louganis, a happy happy birthday.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah
Angeline Compau:
Happy Birthday
Rebecca Smith:
62
Josh Smith:
50 yards
Angeline Compau:
he looks damn good for 62 guys.
Rebecca Smith:
He does. Did you watch his live?
Josh Smith:
I didn't see anything but I bet you look good Greg.
Rebecca Smith:
A friend of his flew him to Vegas and he did trapeezing
Angeline Compau:
Shut up.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, that's so cool
Josh Smith:
What the fuck? Nobody flies me to Vegas to trapeze and I could trapeze the shit out of Vegas.
Angeline Compau:
Let's go. Let's go April 8.
Josh Smith:
Beck and I and I did have like two small topics where we should cover this. Really we used to go to Vegas a lot. Like almost once a year back in the day for like couple years.
Angeline Compau:
You guys lived close didn't you in Arizona.
Rebecca Smith:
We did? I don't remember you and me doing that
Josh Smith:
when we lived here. You and I have flown out there several times. But after the last trip, we sort of said this is this isn't really for us.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
you said that.
Angeline Compau:
You guys haven't been with me. Let's go
Rebecca Smith:
I never said that
Angeline Compau:
Let's go
Josh Smith:
I think Angeline would be reliving what we went through the last time which is why I don't want to go.
Angeline Compau:
I don't
Josh Smith:
Don't you think like so you and I had fun together?
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, we had fun.
Josh Smith:
And then it kind of got ruined by some other people.
Rebecca Smith:
It didn't get ruined
Angeline Compau:
are you saying that I'm going to ruin your trip.
Josh Smith:
I think if you sleep on bathroom floors, you might realize
Angeline Compau:
oh hey get get this by the way
Josh Smith:
get this I slept On a bathroom floor,
Angeline Compau:
I told my mom about that. I was like, mom, I sleep on the bathroom floor. Because I feel like I'm gonna be sick. well that just make sense. And I was like, I know, right?
Josh Smith:
It does make sense, and we appreciate you not getting sick anywhere but in our bathroom.
Angeline Compau:
See,
Josh Smith:
you're still going to be ridiculed for sleeping on the bathroom floor. That's what happened.
Angeline Compau:
Well, I slept there until I got sick. And then I moved, and that's what I do. But that makes sense.
Josh Smith:
Our pets were totally freaked out. They were circling you. They didn't know what to do.
Rebecca Smith:
like a shark in the water.
Josh Smith:
That's what they were doing. They were staring at her. They were going over there and nuzzling, nuzzling
Rebecca Smith:
What the hell is going on
Josh Smith:
Hey, Mom, mom, mom, somebody's asleep on the floor. Wilbur was throwing up musk, but he didn't understand why he should give you musk.
Angeline Compau:
My mom said that made sense.
Josh Smith:
And it does make sense.
Angeline Compau:
I feel better about it.
Josh Smith:
You should feel better, but
Rebecca Smith:
I always just slept with the bowl by my bed. But,
Josh Smith:
that's what your mother did for you when you had the flu. Not when you were drunk.
Rebecca Smith:
No, but whenever you feel sick and you want to go to bed,
Angeline Compau:
but you do. That's why I do that because my mom when I was sick when I was younger would make me a bed in the bathroom. And she'd be like here you're gonna get sick, sick here. Make sense?
Josh Smith:
It all starts to add up
Angeline Compau:
see. My mom said that's what her mom did for her too.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
we were talking about that. I think Joe I don't know if I was with Joe, Oh, Joe and I were walking to up north walking, you know, like a mile and a quarter to this bar. And we were talking about public evisceration. And I said greatest ever. The Jodi evisceration of John
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my gosh,
Josh Smith:
he and I were like yeah, that was a that was like a literally a public disembowelment.
Rebecca Smith:
We were in Vegas.
Josh Smith:
It was awesome.
Rebecca Smith:
It was like a couples trip.
Josh Smith:
I never saw a guy's spine just be ripped out of his
Rebecca Smith:
and Jodi and John got into it so bad. It was so it body was epic
Angeline Compau:
really?
Rebecca Smith:
it was epic.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
I just I just want to make sure it's clear
Angeline Compau:
I wish I would've been there
Josh Smith:
He fuckin totally
Rebecca Smith:
he deserved it. Yes.
Josh Smith:
Then what's better? What's better is like he still maintains like, you know that. Like somehow he's not at fault. Like, it's incredible. I look at it like this. Your ability to rationalize your behavior is so awesome.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god. That's funny.
Josh Smith:
It was awesome.
Rebecca Smith:
It was it was epic.
Josh Smith:
It was over a lost wallet. And it turned out after the epic battle. The wallet was always in his room.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
that's what made it even better. Literally.
Rebecca Smith:
That's good. That's a good one.
Josh Smith:
You wanted to be there as a spectator.
Angeline Compau:
Yes. Oh, for sure.
Josh Smith:
You didn't want it to be in your room?
Angeline Compau:
was it in your room?
Josh Smith:
Oh, yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
it was in our suite.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, she left, And Josh goes after her. In the elevator, he'slLike, you know, you gotta go back, righ?
Josh Smith:
We rode the elevator all the way down. I think we were. We were above 50 floors high. We rode the elevator all the way down. I didn't say a word. And as the elevator gets to the bottom, she's not mad at me. I didn't go with the fellas. Fellows went one way, wives went another way Josh went by himself to a sportsbook.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
so she's not upset with me. We ride it in silence all the way down. I can literally see the waves of anger coming off her like heat as it's getting out after she just publicly eviscerate John, who's in our room recovering from his wounds get to the full yet the bottom floor and I sort of put my arm across the elevator. I hit our floor and I looked at her and I'm like kind of barring her and exits on you know he's not staying with us right. We rode right back up, she grabbed her sheepish husband and took him out. but she was totally cool with me for that so you can get mad at me.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. Jodi's good
Josh Smith:
Best evisceration of all time.
Rebecca Smith:
and their still very happily married.
Josh Smith:
Yes.
Angeline Compau:
I think you guys need to go with me. Let's go to Vegas.
Josh Smith:
No,
Rebecca Smith:
ah, by the way, you got an invitation to a wedding.
Angeline Compau:
With a real one.
Rebecca Smith:
Tracy's wedding.
Angeline Compau:
I'm like actually invited?
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
nah.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Ah,
Rebecca Smith:
well, she said,
Josh Smith:
Angeline can be your plus one.
Rebecca Smith:
That's what I said. I was talking to her. And I was like, I don't know. She said something about someone's plus one and I'm like, I'm bringing Angeline, she's like, You should bring Angeline. Yeah, bring Angeline, and I was like hmm
Angeline Compau:
Well, looks like I'm going to Tracy's wedding.
Josh Smith:
Do does that really get me out of it?
Rebecca Smith:
You're going anyway, I didn't think
Josh Smith:
I don't have to pay for Angeline though, right?
Angeline Compau:
Yes, you do.
Josh Smith:
That doesn't get me out of it if I have to pay for it.
Rebecca Smith:
The only thing is I already booked my ticket and I'm flying first class.
Josh Smith:
You booked a first class ticket?
Rebecca Smith:
with points.
Josh Smith:
That just means we have less points for other things. You get that right.
Rebecca Smith:
No.
Josh Smith:
Okay. Good. Glad glad that we established that
Rebecca Smith:
I think that one is, I'm not sure
Josh Smith:
When is it?
Rebecca Smith:
May, Memorial Day weekend
Angeline Compau:
my broke ass will be on that flight but in the back by the bathrooms.
Josh Smith:
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
I'll double check. Maybe I'm not first class, I don't know.
Angeline Compau:
that's all right. I'm still gonna be hanging out in the back by the bathrooms. cheapest seat I can get.
Rebecca Smith:
Yes.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
And don't whine over there you never go anywhere and we still got first class to San Diego with points and that's what I saved it for
Josh Smith:
That's when we're together we only travel first class together
Rebecca Smith:
No, no no no, no. No,
Josh Smith:
I work so hard
Rebecca Smith:
if there's an opportunity for first class with points then I'm taking it
Josh Smith:
it's interesting
Angeline Compau:
this is gonna be so cool
Rebecca Smith:
you would too, don't even lie
Josh Smith:
I never fly first class alone
Rebecca Smith:
You are a liar You are a liar sir
Josh Smith:
well when the company's paying for it that's different.
Rebecca Smith:
I'm just saying you're a liar
Josh Smith:
never pay for I never fly first class when I have to pay for it
Angeline Compau:
you are all tangled
Rebecca Smith:
I know? Fine.
Angeline Compau:
So about you paying for my ticket? Let's get back to that.
Rebecca Smith:
Let's just talk about that.
Josh Smith:
Not gonna happen. listen audience Angeline needs some money to pay for flights
Rebecca Smith:
If you want to buy her some coffees,
Josh Smith:
it's gonna be like 500 bucks ish. And it's not like she doesn't have a job and lives at home. She has a good paying job she lives at home doesn't pay rent, so I don't know how the fuck she doesn't have money. She's got more than we do. We got like bills to pay Angeline just scoops you probably doesn't even have to pay for groceries. She probably just eats whatever her mom cooks and then bitches about it. Don't you?
Angeline Compau:
I do not I actually I take out a lot. I come home with food all the time.
Josh Smith:
So again, that's her fault. She could obviously eat cheaper and healthier. So audience don't give her any money. I'm getting ready to retire. send it my way.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god. No way. No way.
Rebecca Smith:
So do you have topics?
Josh Smith:
I have a couple topics. The first topic. I would like to talk to our audience about the two of you.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
audience, let me tell you what I tried to do. I tried to set up
Rebecca Smith:
deceive
Josh Smith:
an ice fishing
Rebecca Smith:
deceive, you tried to deceive
Josh Smith:
for the three of us and what's funny is, here's what I told em I would do. I would set up the Shanty, I'd put heat in the shanty because because we have heat we have a heater. There are two padded seats with backrests in the Shanty I would have them sit on those I'll sit on the bucket. I would have done everything. All they had to do was walk from our backyard 35 yards into a Shanty and then you'd be at room temperature. That was all they had to do. And neither one of them would commit and I just want to say that would have been epic episode. And it's disappointing that they didn't have the fortitude to commit to literally a 30 minute a 35 yard walk through the cold air.
Angeline Compau:
How did you try to set this up?
Josh Smith:
I texted
Rebecca Smith:
through deceit and lies
Angeline Compau:
through lies.
Josh Smith:
Totally true. I tried you know why, cuz I knew the truth wouldn't work. And I audience I did it for you.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, my gosh.
Josh Smith:
Here's look after everything. They say deceit and lies. That's all true. Here's what they had to do. They had to walk from our backyard 30 yards into a hut that's it.
Rebecca Smith:
You know what I don't do? Walk into fart huts for liars.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, not for liars.
Josh Smith:
It's the same distance to get to the garage.
Rebecca Smith:
Liars.
Josh Smith:
Except this was downhill
Rebecca Smith:
liars and farts.
Josh Smith:
Well, I will say that, you know, the shanty can get farty but there was no farting going on in there.
Rebecca Smith:
The shanty stinks.
Angeline Compau:
You asked me too late because I technically already had plans. So that was another thing but I I was
Josh Smith:
What were your plans?
Rebecca Smith:
She was going out.
Angeline Compau:
I was going out
Rebecca Smith:
to that comedy show.
Josh Smith:
So you went to the comedy show?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
Was it fun?
Angeline Compau:
Mm Hmm
Josh Smith:
Was it funny?
Angeline Compau:
It was hilarious.
Josh Smith:
At any point in time during the show did somebody try to put a finger in your butthole
Angeline Compau:
that would have made it more fun? I feel like
Rebecca Smith:
she didn't feel good at the show.
Josh Smith:
while the finger was up your butt?
Angeline Compau:
yes, that doesn't make me feel good.
Josh Smith:
You didn't feel good at the show?
Angeline Compau:
I get really bad heartburn?
Josh Smith:
How do you have heartburn at your age?
Angeline Compau:
I had a nacho I have really bad heartburn. I don't know No, I did have Taco Bell the other day
Rebecca Smith:
was it Taco Bell?
Josh Smith:
Is it because you're a weak strain of human?
Angeline Compau:
Yes. But I had a nacho had like all these jalapenos and
Rebecca Smith:
Jalapeno?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, yep. I called it that on purpose. Jalapenos.
Rebecca Smith:
You and Josh
Josh Smith:
No she didn't
Angeline Compau:
I did.
Josh Smith:
so you had heartburn, take a fucking pill.
Angeline Compau:
I took two Tums I keep them in my purse for reason.
Rebecca Smith:
Because she's 80
Josh Smith:
And that didn't help?
Angeline Compau:
and then but I also had some dynamite chicken that was like supposed to be like Bang Bang shrimp kind of stuff.
Josh Smith:
You're 32 Right?
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
Okay, look, I eat like that. And I'm 47 But here's the deal. Only really strong people can eat like that and you can't
Angeline Compau:
I cannot I know that and I don't know why I went there
Josh Smith:
You need to start eating your age. It's time.
Angeline Compau:
i That's why I have Tum's with me all the time.
Josh Smith:
That's, it's ridiculous.
Angeline Compau:
That's bad.
Josh Smith:
I've never had a Tums in my entire life. I could literally eat a battery and I wouldn't need a Tums.
Angeline Compau:
I don't know what's wrong with me. It's horrible. It's horrible.
Josh Smith:
It's true. I could do it like there's nothing
Rebecca Smith:
he can.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, my dad always got really bad heartburn.
Josh Smith:
Another week strain.
Angeline Compau:
I remember like one of the first times I got heartburn
Rebecca Smith:
I never had heartburn
Angeline Compau:
I was 10 years old and I had acid reflux come up in school and I didn't know what it was. I thought I puked.
Josh Smith:
You're not gonna have kids, right? Because we don't want this perpetuating. We need to be very clear
Rebecca Smith:
It's too late, Rob's already got six of them. And does Rick get heartburn too like that?
Angeline Compau:
no, so actually, Rick doesn't have any of the stomach problems that Rob and I have Rick gets, really bad migraines.
Josh Smith:
Oh, geez.
Angeline Compau:
I know. So he got he got that. That part, which is from my mom's side, and the migraines are no joke. Like,
Josh Smith:
I feel bad for the guy. I've never had one.
Angeline Compau:
No, I yeah, he's like, he has to sit in the dark and he will throw up and it's like, it's insane.
Josh Smith:
That's why I actually feel sorry for him.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, yeah.
Josh Smith:
The fact that the Oak guy has stomach problems is a little
Angeline Compau:
I know that's yeah, me. Me and him both. I don't know what it is. I get weird stomach issues.
Rebecca Smith:
Back to the topic at hand? She already had plans.
Angeline Compau:
Yes. Yes. All right.
Josh Smith:
Audience listen if you want this to happen, here's what's gonna happen I will take these two dumb shits hunting or ice fishing. I will not take them both
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, gimmie a gun
Josh Smith:
I will not let them carry a gun.
Angeline Compau:
Yes you will
Rebecca Smith:
If I'm hunting, I have to hunt with a gun, what else am I going to hunt with? oh, that bow and arrow like Katniss Everdeen
Josh Smith:
audience, I think it'd be safer if I took them ice fishing rather hunting and I all I need you to do is make them get out there. But here's the deal ice fishing is a hell of a lot more comfortable than hunting.
Angeline Compau:
You know what, just give me one of those foam swords that's all I need. That's my that's my weapon of choice.
Josh Smith:
Chance of seeing any animal in the woods with you too, zero
Rebecca Smith:
give me a spear that I can chuck through the hole in the ice.
Josh Smith:
We could go spearfishing
Angeline Compau:
Oh, that is cool
Josh Smith:
It is popular. You do chuck the spear through the
Rebecca Smith:
you know how? hole in the ice. I'll do that. I mean,
Josh Smith:
Yeah. I just need a chainsaw that works since both mine are out of commission. Cut you don't have a hole, you have like a rectangular.
Rebecca Smith:
You know, what we learned today angeline
Angeline Compau:
what
Rebecca Smith:
the President Joe Biden adopted a cat.
Josh Smith:
Guess what his cat looks like?
Angeline Compau:
My cat
Josh Smith:
Wilbur
Angeline Compau:
No. Looks like my cat
Rebecca Smith:
He does. It looks like a mixture between your cat and Wilbur.
Angeline Compau:
My mom told me that like two days ago. Like she seriously goes, guess what? The Biden's adopted a cat. And I was like, why are you telling me this? Like literally Why are you telling me this mom she was because it looks like your cat
Rebecca Smith:
it does, it has like a grayish?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So Wilbur's walking around with an attitude.
Josh Smith:
So this topic comes from Joe turnquist. He called me today to tell me stuff, which I appreciate. Because it's a good topic.
Rebecca Smith:
Thanks Joe.
Josh Smith:
So let me give me the backstory.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, God,
Josh Smith:
Joe goes.
Rebecca Smith:
Wait, let me get the crickets ready.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
Joe goes to the I think it's at 711 by them to get a packet of Zin and they give him you know, he gets $10 cash back because he has no cash in his wallet. And I think they gave him two fives.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Josh Smith:
He then proceeds to go to a carwash and the car washes out by them. See, we live in Ortonville it'll be explained in a minute, are all I think you just prepay and then you go in or they're all mechanical or something I don't know. Not like ours where you pay they spray then you go in. So
Rebecca Smith:
so it's like a gas station carwash where there's no attendant or
Josh Smith:
something like that. Except they have the dryers, you know, the fluffers
Rebecca Smith:
the people that are drying?
Josh Smith:
at the end, like ours does,
Rebecca Smith:
okay,
Josh Smith:
so he gets through that. And he's scrounging through his car because he realizes he doesn't have any singles and he says he always tips the guy two bucks.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
he doesn't have any singles. So he gave the guy five. So he was talking with Juliette later and then he called me and he said, You know, it's topic What do you think? And I said, You got to give the guy five. I said, That's it. And he said, Well, do you ask for change? I said no, no fucking ask for change.
Rebecca Smith:
No.
Angeline Compau:
No.
Josh Smith:
It's your fault for not being a smart enough person to have change.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
So he and I talk so here's what I concluded. One. Juliet's a dork I used other words to explain
Rebecca Smith:
why did Juliette disagree about giving him a five?
Josh Smith:
Juliette said you should give him a five and ask for change
Angeline Compau:
Oh, no. No, no,
Josh Smith:
I think Juliette you just got three people unanimous you're a D bag.
Angeline Compau:
I wasn't gonna go there but no,
Josh Smith:
no I've known Juliette long enough to get away with it.
Angeline Compau:
No, they don't ask for change
Josh Smith:
Juliet that you, That's a D bag move Juliette.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
But the second thing is on Joe for not having fucking truck cash, car cash.
Rebecca Smith:
I don't have car cash.
Angeline Compau:
I don't either
Josh Smith:
You're not a dude. Right there that way you know what that is?
Rebecca Smith:
it's a battle the battle going on
Josh Smith:
stop sniffing, sniffing your brothers but get out of there get get
Rebecca Smith:
Jasper
Josh Smith:
Jasper's beating up on the cat 75 pounds verse seven.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
so every dude these days, let me go backwards when it was your mom and dad they would put like their quarters and nickels and dimes in the car, but a quarter is not worth that much anymore. And the fact is you really can't buy shit for $1
Angeline Compau:
Nope.
Josh Smith:
So what you do is take all your ones that you get with change and you just put that in the console of the car.
Rebecca Smith:
The problem is I don't usually carry cash I don't pay for things in cash.
Josh Smith:
most people don't and I don't either but from time to time you need it and then it's there. And you know what? Here's the funny part Joe turnquist used to make fun of me for truck cash you know blah blah blah he borrowed my truck one time went to the store to get beer realize he didn't have any fucking money guess what he used?
Angeline Compau:
Oh
Josh Smith:
my truck cash.
Angeline Compau:
Oh
Josh Smith:
which he repaid at the point is now a believer in the truck. The truck cash is for that. oh shit moment. It's gonna be somewhere between 10 and 15 if it gets over 50 Then go put it back in your wallet. Buy something. But it's that Oh, not that Oh shit. I need 50 cents that Oh shit. I need like, Oh, dude, I need like 8 bucks. I forgot my wallet. I've got nine miles off. But I got truck cash.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
And that is why Joe is a douche. Because had he had truck cash. He would have not had to tip the five. That's right. But he's a good man for not asking for change.
Angeline Compau:
Yes, yeah.
Josh Smith:
Juliette would be a D bagger for asking for change.
Rebecca Smith:
I agree when I go to the carwash, I think because I go so often because we have that o\monthly thing. I don't always tip.
Josh Smith:
You don't tip the fluffers
Rebecca Smith:
not every time because I'm there multiple times a week sometimes.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, that's why I don't even go to the carwashes with fluffers because I never have cash.
Josh Smith:
You know what the truth is. I don't want my car fluffed after I'm done.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
you fluff before?
Angeline Compau:
Exactly. That's what fluffers are for.
Josh Smith:
I don't want my car fluffed after but their there Why?what's the point?
Rebecca Smith:
To not get water spots?
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah, in the summertime, I would like it.
Josh Smith:
But I haven't washed my truck in over two years.
Rebecca Smith:
I gave you the carwash coupon.
Josh Smith:
And I thought about it and then I had a bucket full of shit. Literally shit in the back of my truck. The last time I was down by there because I forgot to toss Jasper's poop out.
Angeline Compau:
I just go the quarter wash and most of them have those that even the ones that you can just drive in and the thing they'll do it for you and then you don't even have to get out of your car.
Josh Smith:
I don't even know where those are
Angeline Compau:
oh my god they're the best invention there's one
Josh Smith:
what that's like a gas station wash.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, you just drive in. It's like it knows where your car's at and it just goes around and washes it and then you drive out and you don't even have to do anything.
Josh Smith:
Yeah, so how many of those near us
Angeline Compau:
no, there's the there's one by my work. That's the one I hit all the time usually on my way home.
Josh Smith:
You used to be when you got like a full tank of gas. You got the carwash is free carwash. But none of the gas stations out here in our town actually have car washes alone. I mean, you know,
Angeline Compau:
that's cool, though.
Rebecca Smith:
I like our car wash
Angeline Compau:
I mean yeah, I just don't go there.
Josh Smith:
they do a good job employing a lot of local teenagers.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, they do.
Josh Smith:
I think I think they employ people that are kind of down on their luck too.
Angeline Compau:
That's nice. Yeah,
Josh Smith:
I think so. I'm guessing second topic. Well, first topic was the ice fishing. Which you failed on.
Rebecca Smith:
Second topic was Joe
Josh Smith:
Second topic was tipping and asking for change. third topic is poop. It has been
Rebecca Smith:
again, you realize we talked about poop in every episode.
Josh Smith:
that is the only topic
Angeline Compau:
I like poop
Josh Smith:
is that we talk about poop a lot. It's been noted.
Angeline Compau:
I like poop.
Josh Smith:
So, like a small child. I like poop. I was gonna say that we should find something else to talk about but Angeline really likes poop. So there you have it, she likes Greg Louganis and poop.
Angeline Compau:
I love both of those things
Josh Smith:
In that order. Inthat order?
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
I don't know that she likes Greg Louganis' poop.
Angeline Compau:
I don't but I like Greg Louganis.
Josh Smith:
Good, good. Good.
Angeline Compau:
He's my fave.
Josh Smith:
So my only point there was we should probably not talk about poop so much.
Rebecca Smith:
But then why would you bring it up?
Angeline Compau:
I know. he set me up again
Josh Smith:
I wanted to hear the small child next to me say I like poop. poop's funny
Rebecca Smith:
It is it's It's funny every time we talk to somebody everybody's comments about how you have a good radio voice.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god. I know. I hate hearing this. I'm just kidding.
Rebecca Smith:
I'm gonna do it, this is my radio voice. Hi.
Josh Smith:
Listen to the silky smooth sounds of the seventies here
Angeline Compau:
you do have a good had radio voice
Josh Smith:
radio, listen I'm getting ready to retire I'm willing to bea jockey
Rebecca Smith:
what you should do is like you can sign up to read like audio books and record audio book
Angeline Compau:
or ads
Josh Smith:
and he thrust himself gently at first I want to read the racy ones though
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
I don't want to read like and then you connect the white wire to the blue wire I don't want that I want
Rebecca Smith:
okay, let's hear you read something racy
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
And he thrust himself gently at first then with a quickening pace and speed and power until the last she cried out and ecstasy or more but he had no more if anybody does need readers for racy books if that worked out I will charge a reasonable rate I'm down for that.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my gosh, that's the best. But he had no more
Rebecca Smith:
You have to do like, his throbbing member
Josh Smith:
I don't think I could say throbbing member
Angeline Compau:
You have to do that without laughing
Josh Smith:
that would be a problem.
Rebecca Smith:
You have to make it sound sexy,
Josh Smith:
the other thing I would have to do is get really high. I mean, like
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
we're gonna do
Josh Smith:
Something where I could still read but that's it.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
like we're gonna find funny things and doing a segment called Josh's reading corner.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
Other one you guys could go on a Saturday or Sunday hike with me?
Rebecca Smith:
Can we?
Angeline Compau:
That's perfect. Because I was thinking, what?
Josh Smith:
Beck's gone on a couple with me, not like the long one but
Rebecca Smith:
no, I don't want to go hiking in the snow.
Josh Smith:
It's beautiful. You walk across the lake.
Rebecca Smith:
I'll walk across the lake. I just don't want to go hiking in the woods in the snow.
Josh Smith:
Oh, it's a hell of a workout though. That's snow takes some
Rebecca Smith:
I'm sure it's great
Angeline Compau:
I will also, I'll sit in the shanty one time. I'll do it, there better not be any farts or poop buckets. But
Josh Smith:
no, no, you're closer to the house. You know for that. We're not We're not like
Rebecca Smith:
Was that your one that the black one that's right out here that said Cabela's on it.
Josh Smith:
yeah
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Josh Smith:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
There was another blue one further out in yours used to be blue, right?
Josh Smith:
No, I have a duct tape. I had a gray one with a silver duct tape to cover up the black tarp I put on it to help absorb heat. That thing lasted for like 20 years and it was cheaper than i bought a nice one. That's the oneI have now. It's already rusting. So those are my topics for the audience today.
Rebecca Smith:
Good job
Josh Smith:
that's all I had. I came in, you know, audience I put a lot more effort into it this week. And I really appreciate Joe. Joe turnquist. Well, I had some other ones but I'll save and develop them. You know, but
Rebecca Smith:
the car wash.
Angeline Compau:
I think we should go live one day on Instagram in the Shanty.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
I think we could do it.
Josh Smith:
I don't know how to do that. But would it still be our podcast?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
It'll be through messenger. No, we're not podcasting we're Instagram living.
Josh Smith:
Can we attach it to our podcast?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, it'll be on our Instagram page.
Rebecca Smith:
Our podcast Instagram.
Angeline Compau:
Okay. I would be
Rebecca Smith:
But it won't be like a part of the podcast.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
we have about a month. Look at this we got a battle going on.
Angeline Compau:
I know.
Rebecca Smith:
She's petting
Josh Smith:
Oh, Angeline Wilber was about, oh here it comes. smack him Wilbur, smack him
Angeline Compau:
why is this on me?
Josh Smith:
Wilbur, throw punch.
Rebecca Smith:
He had his paw up. Jasper.
Josh Smith:
Look at the level of fear that Wilbur shows.
Rebecca Smith:
I, no fear.
Angeline Compau:
I'm scared.
Josh Smith:
I will fuck that dog up if he comes over here. That's it. Look at him
Rebecca Smith:
Now he's going on the other side.
Angeline Compau:
Get him Wilbur. this is happening on my lap. Okay, thank God. It's gone.
Josh Smith:
I hope you all have a good week.
Rebecca Smith:
Happy Birthday Greg,
Angeline Compau:
Happy Birthday, Greg
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