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Ah, love!!! It is love month and we decided to start off with a cut above the rest as Rebecca fills Angeline in on the tale of John and Lorena Bobbitt. We discuss the four part Amazon Prime series on this love story for the ages. Josh thought we were going to make him watch another movie, so he did not prepare for his curmudgeon corner, but we get the story of his big guys weekend as well as Angeline's birthday weekend.
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Angeline Compau:
Hey,
Rebecca Smith:
what's up birthday girl?
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah, let's pretend it's still my birthday.
Rebecca Smith:
It's my birthday month. You're not one of those that does all month thing.
Angeline Compau:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
Shut up! We're recording!
Angeline Compau:
Where were we?
Rebecca Smith:
Happy Birthday
Angeline Compau:
Thanks Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
You're welcome
Angeline Compau:
No, I don't do the whole month and and luckily my birthday is at the end of the month so at least I could do like my birthday and then a week if I wanted to.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
My sister's birthday is coming up on Friday. Tracy's birthday. Yeah, she's renting out a movie theater.
Angeline Compau:
shut up
Rebecca Smith:
to watch to watch Tombstone.
Angeline Compau:
I've never seen that movie
Rebecca Smith:
it's Val Kilmer.
Angeline Compau:
is it really? I've never seen it
Rebecca Smith:
Val Kilmer is Doc Holiday.
Angeline Compau:
I've never is it like that good of a movie that you need to rent out a whole movie theater for?
Rebecca Smith:
its a thing she did during, like at the end of quarantine too when movies were just starting back and you could rent the whole theater and watch movies. Like invite a group of people and everybody
Angeline Compau:
I didn't know that was nothing.
Rebecca Smith:
It is where she lives.
Angeline Compau:
Oh. Oh, what movie if you could rent out a theater and put in any movie? What would you put on?
Rebecca Smith:
I know she did. She did. So I Married an Axe Murderer once which is good
Angeline Compau:
I would do that. I would do that one.
Rebecca Smith:
I want to say she did Top Gun once.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
I'm not sure.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, those are two really good ones.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. And so now she's going Tombstone.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, is Tombstone on Top Gun level?
Rebecca Smith:
I don't think so. But I'm not like a Western person.
Angeline Compau:
Okay. No, me either. That's why I'm asking because I've never seen it.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, I don't know. So you had fun for your birthday.
Angeline Compau:
Guess what? What? I throwed up.
Rebecca Smith:
Guess what? I know.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Yeah, it was a good night.
Rebecca Smith:
We had to adjust it a little bit to replan some things. We didn't get to do the real after party, but
Angeline Compau:
yeah, but you know what I would, I totally
Rebecca Smith:
I don't know if you would have made it
Angeline Compau:
I could have I would have had to I when I got in the car and I set my head down. That was that was a bad idea. I should kept my head up.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, focused.
Angeline Compau:
I should have stayed focused. But I had it in my head. We were going back. So I was like, alright, yeah. Gonna go throw up now.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, God.
Angeline Compau:
But if we had gone and done other things, I could have rallied.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
but I didn't. I mentally got into bed mode.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, you did.
Angeline Compau:
I did
Rebecca Smith:
on the bathroom floor.
Angeline Compau:
I did. I do. And that's the thing I do. My friends all know. Everybody always tries to get me in bed. And I'm like, Dude, I'm gonna puke.
Rebecca Smith:
That's what I said because i You were the only one that ended up staying here because we didn't do the afterparty. So you stayed here.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
As you it was your birthday and you were drunkity drunk drunk drunk.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So we get here and you're like, I'm just gonna lay down. I'm like, Okay, you're cool. The beds right there. I know. So the next thing I know cuz I was just cleaning up some food and makeup and stuff. And I look in there and both animals are like in there. Like what the shit is happening, right here, is she ok? You're laying on the floor with a blanket by the toilet.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
First I wanted to get a picture because first you just had your head down on the toilet.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
And I'm like, Okay, that's a odd choice. Then I went back and you were on the floor with the blanket. And I'm like, when did you get the blanket? But okay,
Angeline Compau:
you got it to me.
Rebecca Smith:
No, I didn't bring the blanket. I brought you a pillow.
Angeline Compau:
Who brought me a blanket.
Rebecca Smith:
I think you grabbed the blanket off the couch. Cuz
Angeline Compau:
No, somebody brought me a blanket. They were like here.
Rebecca Smith:
Maybe Kayla did before she left. I don't know
Angeline Compau:
somebody. I didn't grab it.
Rebecca Smith:
I don't know.
Angeline Compau:
I think Kayla did then
Rebecca Smith:
maybe
Angeline Compau:
thanks Kayla
Rebecca Smith:
So you were laying on the bathroom or with the blanket. And both animals were in there. So I snapped that picture.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god, that was the best picture of all time. Best Picture of all time. But that is that is one thing I'm known for. I think it started like when I was sick. I was a kid and I would get sick. My mom would always make me a bed on the bathroom floor. So now I do that as an adult. I'm like this where I'm sleeping just in case because my mom would always be like, you're gonna puke. You're sleeping in the bathroom.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, see, we would always get like a bucket or a big bowl or something and put it right by our bed.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
when we were sick.
Angeline Compau:
When I got older. I did. But like when I was young, I could like curl up on the bathmat.
Rebecca Smith:
Uh huh.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, she's like sleeping in the bathroom.
Rebecca Smith:
You were on the bathmat in there.
Angeline Compau:
That's what I do.
Rebecca Smith:
That was awesome.
Angeline Compau:
Everybody always tries to get me to go in bed and I'm like I will as soon as I just Yak. I'm in don't worry
Rebecca Smith:
That was what what time did we get back here? Like midnight ish?
Angeline Compau:
I think so. I didn't even see as I feel so lame. No, I could go way longer than that.
Rebecca Smith:
I know. So you were on the floor and then I went to bed Then you came downstairs the next morning. I'm like, she's like, fucking Fresh as a daisy.
Angeline Compau:
I was I was
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, cuz you'd gotten up. You let the dog out. You said you went. You went to bed around 530
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
you said, so I was like, okay, cool.
Angeline Compau:
I know I did get up. Jesper woke me up and he was like whining, so I was like, He must want to go out and I got up. Let him out. Let him back in
Rebecca Smith:
as opposed to me. I'm like, shut up. Leave me alone.
Angeline Compau:
I did wake up pretty. A okay.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
surprisingly,
Rebecca Smith:
we watched a little Vanderpump Rules.
Angeline Compau:
The best. The best.
Rebecca Smith:
You ate leftover pizza.
Angeline Compau:
Such a good weekend.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, it was fun.
Angeline Compau:
It was
Rebecca Smith:
we had fun at your neon 80s party.
Angeline Compau:
It was awesome.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
the best party ever
Rebecca Smith:
went cosmic bowling.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Cool.
Angeline Compau:
It was fun times.
Rebecca Smith:
I post some more pics of that. Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Joe did comment on your picture that I posted that said, you look like aWhitesnake video.
Angeline Compau:
I love it.
Rebecca Smith:
Joe the cop. I'm like, that's what we were going for. And then I was talking to my sister Stephanie today. And I said it was funny because, like, I did my hair. Like I used to do my hair in school.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
She's like, Oh my gosh. And I said then I was telling Angeline that you have to like, tease it. Cuz you had it like big crimped,
Angeline Compau:
yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
like crimp wave. I said you have to like tease it. So I did your bangs high up in the front. And then I said but the sides you have to like tease and like push out so it looks like you're constantly wind blown.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
Push out this side. Yeah, and spray em so they just stick out.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
How we used to do it man.
Angeline Compau:
I have my bags held up. My sides kind of fell but every my my bangs they held out.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, if you have the hair like yours throughout the day girls had to like go in the bathroom.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Re readjust.
Angeline Compau:
Yep.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
I got that limp dickchair. Yep.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay, so we're moving on to our new topic for February
Angeline Compau:
it's a new month,
Rebecca Smith:
which is love. It's all about love and couples, right?
Angeline Compau:
Is it?
Rebecca Smith:
I think so. I think we're doing what famous couples or love stories or something like that. I don't know what we landed on.
Angeline Compau:
i Well, I knew we were doing something with couples. I was gonna make mine a little bit more tragic
Rebecca Smith:
well, wait til you hear mine.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, good. Good, good. Good.
Rebecca Smith:
Since it's all about love. I chose Lorenna Bobbitt.
Angeline Compau:
Iconic. Straight up iconic. Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
So there is a four part documentary on Amazon Prime called Lorenna.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
Did you watch it?
Angeline Compau:
No, I have it on my on my list. It's in my queue. I,
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, you're gonna want to watch it.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god. I love this story
Rebecca Smith:
at least the first one. The first one is the first episode is the best one.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
you really only need to watch the first one
Angeline Compau:
They really put all their eggs in one basket.
Rebecca Smith:
to get to get the good stuff.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
you need to see the first one. So basically it starts June 23 1993.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
The whole first part starts with they show like Lorenna Bobbit being interviewed on Steve Harvey. And he's like, Why? Why would you do that? Why do you take it with you? That's why I don't understand why.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, my God, I forgot about that.
Rebecca Smith:
So then it cuts off. And then it cuts to like the night or the morning of is like 5am or whatever. And the police dispatcher is getting a call and he's like, we get this call over the radio that we need to report to the hospital or something. The call goes over police dispatch. The transcript they show is hysterical. This is what it said. It says Hi, this guy walked into Prince William hospital. He was uh, he was assaulted by his wife. It might y'all need to send somebody over there.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, my god.
Rebecca Smith:
That was the first one. Then it's what's the guy's name? Do you know? Don't have any information because right now that guy's in some serious pain.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god. Oh my God.
Rebecca Smith:
They didn't want to give information over the radio because as soon as you do that,
Angeline Compau:
right
Rebecca Smith:
the media comes because this is about again before cell phones before all of that
Angeline Compau:
right.
Rebecca Smith:
So they said he lost a body part. And we need it to salvage the man's dignity.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god.
Rebecca Smith:
So they didn't want to say what the body part was over the radio or anything like that so that guy gets one of the officers because I get I get to the hospital. And one of the local police comes up to me. He goes you're not going to believe this she pulled the man's dick off. So he's like what? So then okay, so they're like okay, so you now they know what they're looking for? They're like you need to go back to the apartment. See if you can find it. because he doesn't have it.
Angeline Compau:
Yes, Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
doesn't know where it is.
Angeline Compau:
We got a winner on the lose.
Rebecca Smith:
Lose weiner somewhere.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So and it's so funny because I made Josh watch this whole beginning point. He's like, Oh
Angeline Compau:
yeah, I had to be traumatizing.
Rebecca Smith:
He's like, can I go now please? No, I can't watch anymore of this.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, my gosh
Rebecca Smith:
and that's before they showed the pictures.
Angeline Compau:
Oh God, I want to see pictures. Oh my god. No.
Rebecca Smith:
So good. So then, okay, so they send the officers to the apartment to look for the appendage.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
They're looking around, the guy says, I see blood splatters or whatever. So then crime a crime scene tech gets there. And she's like, I reported to the scene. And I was told that there was the assumption that she had swallowed it. So I didn't know, that we were looking for it. Or a body part. By the time I got there. You know, we were looking around, I was just kind of processing the scene or whatever. So they couldn't find it there. So what happened was, she had done it. And then she left.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
and threw it out the window along the way. And held that had the knife she had the knife on one hand, the penis in the other, threw the penis out the window, then went to where she worked. She worked at like a nail salon, went to where she worked. Obviously, nobody was there. This is like five in the morning. Nobody was there. Couldn't get in. So then she drove to her boss's house and her she discarded the knife at the in the garbage at the salon.
Angeline Compau:
Okay?
Rebecca Smith:
And then outside or something like that. And then went to her boss's house, her boss let her in. And she told her boss what she did. And she's like, Oh my god. So they the the lady that was her boss calmed her down, and they ended up going into the police department. So because she wanted to report the fact that she was being sexually abused by her husband.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
So she walks into the police department to report this sexual abuse. And they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we'll get to that. First, we know what you did with the guy's penis.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
And she's like, I don't know. And they're like, Did you drive anywhere? They're like, trying to walk her through it because at now, now it's like time crunch.
Angeline Compau:
Right.
Rebecca Smith:
Because they have like these doctors standing by, like,
Angeline Compau:
we have to attach it
Rebecca Smith:
There's nothing we can do I don't have anything to do it.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
they were thinking they were just gonna have to try and repair it as best they could. The doctor was like, I could have fixed him up. But he would have been paying like a woman for the rest of his life.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
it wouldn't have been anything.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, no.
Rebecca Smith:
So finally, she's like, I know there was a 711. And I was just throwing stuff out the window. And there was a corner with a 711 on it. And so they figured out where it was the officers that responded like officers and firemen respond to that area. And the guy was looking at it looking for it. stepped on it.
Angeline Compau:
Oh. No, no.
Rebecca Smith:
And was like, I found it.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, God.
Rebecca Smith:
He didn't want to pick it up. The other guy came. Got it. They ran into the 711 got a bag of ice carried it to the hospital
Angeline Compau:
Oh my God,
Rebecca Smith:
and the doctors like ironically, they brought it to me and a hotdog bag
Angeline Compau:
That's awesome. So good. So good.
Rebecca Smith:
So they got it in time, they reattached it, everything looked good. But they wouldn't know for like two years if it actually if he had like sexual function back or anything like that,
Angeline Compau:
Oh, no
Rebecca Smith:
nobody would know for sure until after way after. So then then they start going into like her sexual abuse stuff. So she was talking to them about the abuse stuff. They took her to the hospital to do her rape kit, and all of that. So they were at the hospital, same time with their two different
Angeline Compau:
Oh my God
Rebecca Smith:
issues. When they interview when they open up this documentary there, they interview them both now like or No idea. at the time they made the documentary. So them from back I don't know. And so he's that he had two of those, he goes, I then them and from now, whatever. So he's sitting down in the interview chair and they're like, Do you Do you remember that night? And they were thinking the police initially were thinking that he was intoxicated, because that's what he said, I know that I went out. I had two beers and to be 52 drinks or whatever, whatever those be 52 are like, later, he's like it's a candy shot. It's like a candy shot. wasn't drunk or anything. And it was I was tired. I was dead tired. He was I don't know if anybody knows what it's like to be dead tired, but I was dead tired.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
went home. He said that they had sex. He rolled over. Then she came in and he could feel her like playing with him. He said, he goes, I just thought she's playing with me. Whatever.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, no.
Rebecca Smith:
And he goes, I felt that tug. And then,
Angeline Compau:
oh god,
Rebecca Smith:
I felt a jerk.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my God.
Rebecca Smith:
And he goes and I at first didn't realize what had happened. And then, you know, he's like, bleeding everywhere. And then she had left. His friend was there that he had gone out with and that's when he's like you gotta take me the hospital
Angeline Compau:
thank God his friend was there.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. Well, he would have called an ambulance, I'm assuming.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, but still that's that's kind of lucky.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. So he's like I thought I was dreaming. I don't know. He's like I got up I applied pressure to my area and yeah, so they show up. They show a snap of the dingaling laying in the field.
Angeline Compau:
Ew
Rebecca Smith:
then they show a snap of his crotchal region.
Angeline Compau:
No, thank you
Rebecca Smith:
before it was like,
Angeline Compau:
No
Rebecca Smith:
when he went in.
Angeline Compau:
I can't watch. I cannot look at that.
Rebecca Smith:
It. It's just like a flash. It's they don't like stay on it. It's just like a flash of it.
Angeline Compau:
I cannot.
Rebecca Smith:
It's crazy.
Angeline Compau:
I cannot look at that.
Rebecca Smith:
So crazy. Yeah. So then they're both brought up on charges. Like a month or two later, I guess.
Angeline Compau:
So, her. They did a rape kit and it
Rebecca Smith:
it didn't really show anything she also had a pair of underwear that she said he had ripped that night or whatever. But she also made a statement to the police that night. That was something to the effect of he do his he does his thing. He has an orgasm. I don't get to have an orgasm. I never have an orgasm. He's satisfied and he just leaves me every time. So when she says that it makes her sound like she acted this out of frustration.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
than anything else.
Angeline Compau:
It kind of does. Well, okay, cool. Cool.
Rebecca Smith:
So they're both arraigned Of course. After this all happens, it becomes like a media circus.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So everybody's talking about it. It's on every news. Every tabloid like Geraldo. Everybody is like they have the John Wayne Bobbitt on he made. He made more of like more appearances on like Geraldo, and all those talk shows. She didn't really do any of that in the beginning. But you know, 15 minutes of fame, whatever.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
he was always he was always on Howard Stern. He was, you know,
Angeline Compau:
oh God, because he's got his little Frankenweenie.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. So he was tried first. So they're both brought up on charges. His charges were what was it sexual, marital sexual abuse, pretty much. Hers were malicious wounding.
Angeline Compau:
Uh,Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
yeah. And yeah, his marital sexual abuse. So his trial was first. So he gets on the stand. And the thing with his trial was you couldn't come in this was because it was just about him. They couldn't give like or say like a history that the judge said you first of all, it wasn't televised. The judge said you can only go back five days prior to the incident because the incident is what is in question here.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
like you're saying that he abused you that night. And this is what happened. So you can go back five days prior, but you can't use like a whole history.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
which I thought was strange, but okay, because in order I don't know, whatever. They get to it in her trial. But yeah, so she's saying that she has this history of abuse with him. During his trial. They were saying like his, his prosecuting attorney was interviewed, or no, I'm sorry, his defending attorney was interviewed. And his defending attorney said that there were four times that the police were called. And then in three of those incidents, it was him calling the police because she was being abusive.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
the fourth one, the police were called she called the police and her mother was there. But her mother said that she was the one being the aggressor.
Angeline Compau:
Are you kidding me?
Rebecca Smith:
So they couldn't really prove anything like around the time of the incident of sexual abuse with that
Angeline Compau:
right,
Rebecca Smith:
because you can only go five days prior. So they couldn't really prove anything. So he was acquitted of his charges.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
Then her trial is set to start. And it starts in the January of the next year. And in this trial, she's able to establish her whole history of abuse with him. So they met. I mean, they were both so young when they got married like she, they met when she was 18. I think they were maybe early 20s when they got married.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
And by the time this happened, she was 24. So they hadn't been married that long.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, she was young.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
yeah. They weren't very old at all.
Angeline Compau:
I didn't know that. I don't know why I imagined that she was older
Rebecca Smith:
na, uh nope. She had moved here from Venezuela, I believe.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
And she got a student visa. And then she met him and then they got married. And so they're trying to portray her as like somebody that was just here because she wanted a green card. And this and that. And she is trying to portray him as an abusive husband. So now she has more evidence to present as far as her history of abuse with him. I think she had she had witnesses. She had some of his friends testify on her behalf that used to hear him say yeah, I only like anal sex and I only like sex when it's forced and I only like you know, all that
Angeline Compau:
Oh, shut up.
Rebecca Smith:
which is what she had been claiming he made her do all of the time.
Angeline Compau:
shut up
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god,
Rebecca Smith:
the underware that was ripped, that was in his trial, they got a forensic expert to examine them. And the forensic expert said they were cut and then ripped to make so they thought but she cut it and ripped them to make it look like she did like he did it.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
so that wasn't I don't think that was brought up in her trial. But in her trial, she she brought a lot more to light to say, okay, he's not the guy that you guys think that he is. So maybe he wasn't a total piece of shit, but it was still kind of a piece of shit.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, for sure.
Rebecca Smith:
Does it justify her doing that?
Angeline Compau:
Hello no. Don't do that.
Rebecca Smith:
But so then you get into the whole if it's domestic abuse type stuff. And it's a systematic pattern of domestic abuse and domestic violence. It becomes like battered woman syndrome, where finally something happens and
Angeline Compau:
she's gonna snap.
Rebecca Smith:
It's a snap.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
yeah. So ultimately, that's how she was acquitted. She was acquitted because of that. Let me say, she was found not guilty by reason of temporary insanity.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
so even though she was acquitted of the charges, she's still taken into custody, because in Virginia, you have to then go to a state mental facility to be examined and evaluated. So she still spent months and
Angeline Compau:
yeah, you cut off a man's dingdong? You gotta go somewhere.
Rebecca Smith:
So
Angeline Compau:
Oh, my lanta.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. So they ultimately both got off. I don't remember her being in the limelight a lot after it all happened. I know. She gave a couple of interviews. She gave an interview to Vanity Fair. She did an interview like, eventually, like later on down the road. She did like that Steve Harvey one. But she was much older. This was much later.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
He was on every show possible that he could he, after his trial. He was sent they went he went to like a dude ranch or something with his brother in Colorado. His attorneys like you just need to stay low, lay low until her trial is over. He decided he didn't want to do that. So he was there for maybe like a few months.
Angeline Compau:
Pass
Rebecca Smith:
I know. And then he said there's a local bar here that's having a John Wayne Bobbitt look like contest. And I think I'm an enter it. So that guy's like hop you win!
Angeline Compau:
you. Oh, yeah, you are John Wayne Bobbitt
Rebecca Smith:
yeah, so he started doing that. And then he would like sell T shirts of himself. And like, he just started doing anything. He could going on Howard Stern. And, yeah, just anything that he could to stay in 15 minutes of fame, then
Angeline Compau:
yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
he started doing porn. I think he had to have a special surgery if I remember correctly.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
That would allow him to get it up. I guess.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I feel so bad for him like I do. But I don't
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, he started doing porn after that. And then that didn't last very long.
Angeline Compau:
No. Who wants to frickin watch that?
Rebecca Smith:
Apparently a lot of people did.
Angeline Compau:
Well, I mean, for the novelty of it. Yeah. But like, for actual, like,
Rebecca Smith:
pleasure.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, no, I'm not looking at your scarred up ding dong.
Rebecca Smith:
Your Frankenweenie
Angeline Compau:
your Frankenweenie
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, It wouldn't be my first choice.
Angeline Compau:
No, that's like the biggest turnoff that makes my vagina like dry up like a Triscuit. You know?
Rebecca Smith:
Gross
Angeline Compau:
I know.
Rebecca Smith:
So dry down there.
Angeline Compau:
I heard that on Conan the other day. And I was like, ah, such a good analogy. I'm using it. So good.
Rebecca Smith:
Yep. John and Lorenna Bobbitt. Do you how, Because this is 93 to you were like three?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
I heard this story on one of my many podcasts that I listened to. But I had no idea that it happened. Like the first time I heard it. I was like, you gotta be shitting me this. What?
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
This bitch cut off her husband's penis.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, so the prime, the prime documentary is good. Like I said, the first one is good, because it goes through the whole, like, the night it happened. And all of that, and then they cut in and out, like with interviews with them. And then it goes through most of his trial in the first episode. Second and Third episodes are all her trial.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
pretty much. Then the last episode is kind of like where they went after it all happened.
Angeline Compau:
I if I was a dude, and I met her later, and I was like, you cut off your husband's penis bye
Rebecca Smith:
I think she did get remarried.
Angeline Compau:
I would never date you. Cuz what's gonna happen the next time you frickin freak out and you snap.
Rebecca Smith:
But the thing is, is she only snapped because she was being abused. So if you treat her right, then she's more likely not to snap.
Angeline Compau:
I don't know. I'm still scared of her. I'm still scared. Like, who knows what's gonna make you snap next time? I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
maybe I don't fold the towels just right. I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:
Maybe this is gonna be like, what was that movie? what was that Julia Roberts movie now I can't think of it.
Angeline Compau:
So I'm just basing this off of like the 90 day fiance's that I've seen of all the Latina women that come on the show, and they're all little Spitfires.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
I would not fuck with any single one of them.
Rebecca Smith:
Are you watching the current one?
Angeline Compau:
No
Rebecca Smith:
The current 90 Day fiance?
Angeline Compau:
I don't it's not on Hulu anymore so I can't I haven't seen any of them I'm so behind which like literally you know that reminds me of
Rebecca Smith:
sleeping with the enemy that was a Julia Roberts movie
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I saw that
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, but her abusive husband and the towels had to be just so
Angeline Compau:
Oh yeah. Oh, all the women from the Latin countries. They would scare me like what's the one girl that was with Colt? Larissa
Rebecca Smith:
but I don't think you really blanket statement?
Angeline Compau:
No, you cannot. 100% cannot, I'm just saying
Rebecca Smith:
your TV run ins with people.
Angeline Compau:
Yes. This is 100% not
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
accurate statement. I've just
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. I feel like this story would have gotten a lot more traction, but this is also around the time where you have the Newsweek even said they like we were about to run an article on Lorenna Bobbitt. And then the week that that happened, Nancy Kerrigan got clubbed. So then that squashed that Newsweek and then we went to the Nancy Kerrigan story, then you have like the Menendez brothers and then you have OJ and so all of these
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
so it would have been I think it would have been bigger had it been able to last but shit just kept happening like too much crazy shit kept happening.
Angeline Compau:
1993, It was a big year I guess.
Rebecca Smith:
93 will Oj didn't happen until
Angeline Compau:
94
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
94 But
Angeline Compau:
something was in the air that year. I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:
It's a dangerous time to be alive
Angeline Compau:
it was.
Rebecca Smith:
So yeah. John and Lorenna Bobbitt. A love story for the ages.
Angeline Compau:
Wow.
Rebecca Smith:
Beware all dudes out there.
Angeline Compau:
I like those kinds of love stories.
Rebecca Smith:
That's such a good story.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, my gosh.
Rebecca Smith:
Let's get Joshua in here.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
Check one check one
Angeline Compau:
check two
Rebecca Smith:
shut up.
Angeline Compau:
Jasper, are you ready?
Rebecca Smith:
Before we start? Joshua? We have some comments.
Angeline Compau:
No, we do?
Rebecca Smith:
I have a comment from Bill Damon.
Angeline Compau:
Who's that?
Rebecca Smith:
He's a guy I went to high school with.
Angeline Compau:
Hi Billy,
Rebecca Smith:
he says, How can anyone above average intelligence not like Idiocracy?
Angeline Compau:
Yes, Bill. Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
This is only one of the most. I can't even say this for press pres. Prescient. Bill, why you using big words on me? I'm an idiocracy.
Angeline Compau:
Bill.
Rebecca Smith:
Prescient.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Comedys of our time I actually think of it.
Josh Smith:
prescient.
Rebecca Smith:
Prescient, that's it. Actually think of it more like a documentary than a piece of fiction. The only knock you could make on it is that Mike Judge was too conservative in placing this movie. 500 years in the future.
Josh Smith:
Hmmmm
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, so suck it.
Angeline Compau:
Thank you, Bill.
Josh Smith:
Well, Bill, I can think of a few more knocks but, appreciate the comment
Angeline Compau:
me too me too. Oh, hey, I got I got a text message from my friend Becky.
Rebecca Smith:
Ooh, not me
Angeline Compau:
that not that different Becky,
Josh Smith:
does she have a bathroom floor too?
Angeline Compau:
you just wait. Just wait. This this came to me.
Josh Smith:
While you were laying on the bathroom floor
Angeline Compau:
This came to me, came to me Friday. She listened the day it came out.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
Okay. Come on. I fucking love Idiocracy. I said, Thank you. Josh sucks. So much sucks. For free. That's what she said about you. And then she said if I ever meet this guy, I swear he better prep is b-hole for the penetration. laughing my ass off.
Rebecca Smith:
wow.
Angeline Compau:
so,
Rebecca Smith:
Becky's coming in hard.
Angeline Compau:
Thank you, Becky.
Josh Smith:
Sounds like the kind of person that would have liked Idiocracy.
Angeline Compau:
it's a good movie. And she's my age. Her birthday was four days before mine Happy Birthday.
Josh Smith:
Does she also sleep on bathroom floors?
Angeline Compau:
Maybe? Maybe you know what? You if you've nver tried it, don't knock it.
Josh Smith:
Sleeping on the bathroom floor.
Angeline Compau:
Don't knock it till you try it.
Josh Smith:
It's interesting. We did have a bathroom floor sleeper at our
Rebecca Smith:
at your fantasy weekend?
Josh Smith:
fantasy, we had a
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, you had your big guys weekend
Josh Smith:
we had two vomiteers and one bathroom floor. what was really cool.
Rebecca Smith:
Any peers?,
Josh Smith:
no peers. I won't name one of the vomiteers. But I will say that Rick, who was not the vomiteer or bathroom floor, was kind enough to wipe the toilet clean of throw up with the back of his pants when he had to take a dump the next day.
Angeline Compau:
That is sick.
Josh Smith:
he commented, I'm pretty sure that was we were laying around the next day, you know, just sit out watching TV and he's like, Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's a lot of throw up in the back of that toilet. Then he goes, well, it's a good thing I cleand it up with the back of my pants. Which is a total, Rick thing to say
Angeline Compau:
that's awesome.
Josh Smith:
Then he proceeded to lay around those pants for two days.
Rebecca Smith:
Ewww,
Josh Smith:
it's it's fantasy. And everybody just does that.
Rebecca Smith:
ew,
Angeline Compau:
You guys are sick. You. You talk about me sleeping on bathroom floors
Josh Smith:
Just as an FYI, the only vomiteer who shall be named was Josh.
Rebecca Smith:
Ah, you were a vomiteer?
Josh Smith:
Yeah, I didn't have dinner that night. I just drove straight up
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, geez.
Josh Smith:
And
Rebecca Smith:
there are places to stop.
Josh Smith:
I didn't even think about so I got up there. And I was last as usual. And when we got up there, we were just having a good time. And I'd stopped over off I 75 at one of those marijuana stores and bought three joints. Those pre rolls.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Nice,
Josh Smith:
again, legal in the state of Michigan. So I get up there and everybody's had a few pops. And some of those guys have been up there since I think I got there around 9. So some of those guys went up there since two.
Rebecca Smith:
Which by the way, you texted both Angeline and I to let you know, let us know you made it.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
So I took I took those and we went out on the on the back porch. And everybody smoked one of those pre rolls, and everybody was just super high. And we had a very, very good time up there. And we were playing poker and seven of us and I said how come we're only dealing seven? And I said, you know, Rick, Where's the guy? I don't want to say his name. So there's less editing. And he said he's not he's not he's not good.
Angeline Compau:
Oh
Josh Smith:
I looked around and said guys, I got here last what happened? I don't know. I don't know. He
Rebecca Smith:
wait, was he was already out for the count when you got there?
Josh Smith:
No, I saw the person I can't name when I got there. That was that was it? I went up you know, we all smoked a joint. This person that was out did not smoke the joint.
Rebecca Smith:
So he was already partying.
Josh Smith:
And when we went play poker, he couldn't be found. But had you looked on the bathroom floor? You could have found
Angeline Compau:
I bet that's where he was. That's where people go
Josh Smith:
but he trouped up the next day.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
So we were playing you know poker having some beers and was eating my beef jerky of those Hunter sausage sticks it was Beef jerkeys, healthy dinner.
Angeline Compau:
Yes,
Josh Smith:
going down well with my Miller lights and then I decided to have some whiskey and then I was sitting at the sink talking with Frank and no sorry with Joe and somebody else John and I just mid sentence leaned over the sink and threw up all that jerky right in the sink a few times and then I proceeded to grab a beer to wash. And I had another beer then Joe shamed me and was just like you can't can't do that can you. I was like I can I think I'm going to go to bed because
Angeline Compau:
Oh, man
Josh Smith:
i just thriew up in the sink. I did clean the sink up.
Rebecca Smith:
Ew,
Josh Smith:
it was a sober throw. It wasn't a sloppy throw. It was a sober throw up like that sober but clean, clean everything.
Angeline Compau:
I wonder if it was the mixture of the drinking and the
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
marijuana.
Josh Smith:
I think it was the complete lack of dinner and a strong dose of booze
Rebecca Smith:
I think that does it too though. Usually when you mix it up.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, sometimes.
Josh Smith:
So woke up the next day, woke up at four in the morning when everybody else was asleep. And I'm starving because I never did eat dinner and the hunter sausage I had for dinner was thrown up in the sink. So I laid in my I went downstairs, I went and got a sub piece of sub and some Doritos and I sat there in bed and ate dirty sub and Doritos in bed I had my Gatorade and then went back to bed. Then we got up we had a good day we went to Joe and Dan and I hiked a mile mile and a half to the local bar and sat back and had a beer while I played pool and then a couple hours later they showed up and we played pool,
Rebecca Smith:
nice
Josh Smith:
drank some beer came home. Watched two football games had a lot of pizza. A lot of pizza.
Angeline Compau:
Yes. me too
Josh Smith:
Hung out to talked to a lot of shit. saw some pictures from your party going on?
Angeline Compau:
Yes, yes. I heard I heard the boys were interested in the gals.
Josh Smith:
There was a lot of talk about driving home
Angeline Compau:
if you guys were to came, not you. Anybody else though that wanted to come and strip at my party. That would be cool.
Rebecca Smith:
We saw joe the next day
Josh Smith:
I'm gonna say the guys that I go up with would not make good strippers.
Angeline Compau:
It would have made for a good laugh.
Josh Smith:
Yeah, that that would have been a good laugh.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
So we had a good time.
Angeline Compau:
That's awesome.
Josh Smith:
That was awesome.
Angeline Compau:
That's awesome.
Josh Smith:
It was good time.
Rebecca Smith:
Good guys weekend,
Josh Smith:
I did want you to know that I heard the more farts. So Sunday, you know, two days of drinking, eating pizza,
Rebecca Smith:
somebody crack a window nothing not to sell the dirtiest greasiest, you know eggs sausage bacon breakfast of all time. We're sitting in everybody's in their rooms asleep and all you can hear (fart noise) just all morning long and it was just I'm not kidding I had to be like 150 Just you could hear them throughout the whole house. It was so bad and you would get up and you would walk around you're like oh my god it just smells so to the place that
Josh Smith:
rented the Airbnb to us, I would say thank you and
Angeline Compau:
yeah,
Josh Smith:
and the bad part about is this place it's on a lake and you know, there's no way to have a big septic field. They had two broken toilets. The flapper on one was broken so it ran non stop
Angeline Compau:
stop it
Josh Smith:
and the other one the you know, the thing that raises up
Angeline Compau:
the float,
Josh Smith:
the float was broke. So those toilets ran all night long.
Rebecca Smith:
Did they report it to the owner?
Josh Smith:
Well, I fixed them when I would walk by I mentioned it to other people and I'm not sure they gave a shit
Angeline Compau:
nope, probably not
Josh Smith:
but you know, shame on them for being a renter on a septic and not knowing we can get you should it's literally a $7 piece of equipment. It's not expensive. So it was good trip. I did have some other things I wrote here. Hold on.
Rebecca Smith:
What do you know about before I made you watch that snippet of the documentary? What do you remember about the Lorenna Bobbitt?
Josh Smith:
Just what you said I know that she cut his dong off. And then I believe she threw it out the window.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god,
Josh Smith:
which was, you know, not good. What I always wondered is when they went searching for did they take a cup of ice?
Rebecca Smith:
No, here's what happened. Fire Department and a policeman firemen and policemen were out there. One guy stepped on it, and he's like found it and made the other guy come and pick it up. They took it to 711 Put it in a hot dog bag filled with ice and then took it to the hospital.
Angeline Compau:
Good thing.
Josh Smith:
I wonder who paid for the hot dog bag.
Rebecca Smith:
I think the 711 guy just gave it to him.
Angeline Compau:
I would Yeah, you just
Josh Smith:
you just go Yeah, listen, we got a severed dong. And we're gonna need a bag and some ice.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, and the guys probably just like yes, get out of here
Josh Smith:
The guy's like here's a hot dog bun put it in there to keep
Rebecca Smith:
put the dog in a dog bag.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, yeah,
Josh Smith:
nice. Nice.
Rebecca Smith:
Gross,
Angeline Compau:
we'll just eat the cost of this bag. Get it out of here. Get it out of here.
Josh Smith:
We did have one battle with the breakfast toaster which it took 45 minutes to toast the bread just wouldn't stay down.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
I couldn't master it.
Rebecca Smith:
Well, you know you can do it in the oven right
Josh Smith:
that's what Joe said. What are you gonna break down use the oven? I said Never.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god
Rebecca Smith:
never say die.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my gosh.
Josh Smith:
Never Never No,
Rebecca Smith:
not a battle Josh once Josh is in it, he's gonna win it.
Angeline Compau:
Wow, you're very stubborn.
Josh Smith:
I was
Angeline Compau:
I know that about you but it's okay.
Josh Smith:
Not, one person went fishing.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh no. Did you take all your stuff up there?
Josh Smith:
Oh, the best thing ever? So their fireplace was they had a gas, oh sorry, they had a wood burning stove a nice one you know with the electric fans hooked up it had a sticker that said do not use
Rebecca Smith:
Oh.
Josh Smith:
Which I think men do not use
Angeline Compau:
Oh.
Josh Smith:
Generally speaking and we come in and somebody Joe Turnquist took the Tubby's box from the big long sub and you know broke the cardboard down. Proceeded to put the wood in and then burn you know start a fire in there.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, no
Josh Smith:
So I come in. Nothing bad happened. I come in and I see drunk Joe and drunk Dan. You know now they're trying to figure out well is the flu opened you what all these? Let's, It was awesome. Watching them figure it out. Dan figured out for Joe.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my god.
Angeline Compau:
That
Josh Smith:
and then I got to see pictures
Angeline Compau:
gives me so much anxiety
Josh Smith:
of Angeline. Laying on our floor.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
with Wilbur and Jasper. who were both like, what the fuck's ging on? Really all I saw was a hump with hair coming out of it.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
I'm gonna post that picture
Angeline Compau:
wild hair
Josh Smith:
and a cat kind of looking like what?
Rebecca Smith:
Well then do you saw the picture of her in the car on the ride home? She sent it to us.
Angeline Compau:
I'll show it to you.
Rebecca Smith:
It's awesome. All right. She was riding in the backseat. I was driving. And her friend took her picture.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So good.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, that was me
Josh Smith:
at the bowling alley
Angeline Compau:
it was on our way home.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, I heard I heard that the oak brought his
Angeline Compau:
his ball
Rebecca Smith:
his own shoes from 1935
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
that look like a nurse's shoes. And then he proceeded to bowl like a 105
Rebecca Smith:
No, he didn't even well didn't get 105 The first game? I don't know. I had a picture of it cuz I beat him.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I gosh you beat him too. And then Michelle beat him. Oh my God. He got smoked this weekend.
Rebecca Smith:
He beat me the second game by like three.
Angeline Compau:
Hey, guess what my first game was 69
Rebecca Smith:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
I can't believe he sucks that bad at bowling,
Angeline Compau:
he he used to be really good.
Rebecca Smith:
Don't give him shit for bringing his own ball and shoes because I did too.
Josh Smith:
I'm giving him shit for bringing his own bowling shoes and then bowling like shit.
Angeline Compau:
I think it's been like 16 years since he's bowled because that was when his first kid was born.
Josh Smith:
Based on his shoes. I'm gonna say it's been about 36 years since he's bowled
Angeline Compau:
you got more pictures,
Rebecca Smith:
I was putting my I was putting my shoes on. He's like, Hey, where'd you get those shoes? And I said, I don't know. I bought them when I was doing my bowling league like 10 years ago. And he's like, how come Yours looks so cool. Yeah, I don't have a man nurses shoes on you. They
Angeline Compau:
dude, they do look like man nurses shoes.
Rebecca Smith:
They say Dexter on the side. So, good.
Josh Smith:
What did you guys do to my dog?
Rebecca Smith:
We didn't do anything
Angeline Compau:
You dog was fine.
Josh Smith:
You saw that picture. So here it was Rob's bowling score. Rob bowled a 79
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god. I almost
Rebecca Smith:
the first game
Josh Smith:
ladies and gentleman a 79.So he started out
Rebecca Smith:
the second game he bowled a 108
Josh Smith:
He started out with a seven. Then he got a eight. Then a seven then a six. Then a one. Where you guys playing a nine pin no tap or something?
Rebecca Smith:
No.
Josh Smith:
Were their bumpers.
Angeline Compau:
I wish there was now in my lane.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
I needed them
Rebecca Smith:
you had a lot of gutters.
Josh Smith:
I followed it off in the third frame was he started with a 69 with a strike.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
gutter gutter. Or strike. Then a gutter.
Rebecca Smith:
Then a gutter
Angeline Compau:
whoopies.
Josh Smith:
So here.
Rebecca Smith:
He thought he was gonna redeem himself.
Josh Smith:
April had 52 which I honestly think a five year old kid
Rebecca Smith:
April was excited that she broke 50
Angeline Compau:
I got a 69 guys
Rebecca Smith:
So good.
Josh Smith:
Not good,
Rebecca Smith:
it was good.
Josh Smith:
There's not a single good.
Angeline Compau:
You. You have to like try to do that
Josh Smith:
Beck led the team with a 117
Rebecca Smith:
No. Kayla got Kayla got a 118 right the first
Angeline Compau:
That's awesome. That's my birthday
Rebecca Smith:
that's what she was saying. you don't remember game. Or she got a one two. I know. She got a 122 on
Angeline Compau:
Oh, that whole conversation. one of them. No.
Rebecca Smith:
She said I got a 122 on lane 32.
Angeline Compau:
We were on lane 32 Wow. I'm so glad you guys remember that.
Rebecca Smith:
I wasn't drinking but
Angeline Compau:
that's right.
Josh Smith:
I know Beck asked me the next day. How come you don't want to take Jasper for a walk? Are you hung over? Hung lover? I'm like, tired. Two days of drinking.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
He would never admit that. He's hungover.
Josh Smith:
Jasper, he was out.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, he was he was zonked.
Angeline Compau:
He really liked my friend Anna.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
He was all about her. And I got a little jealous. I was like, dang.
Rebecca Smith:
Well, he was out. I tried to wake him up midday yesterday during one of my two five hour naps.
Angeline Compau:
He had so many girlfriends here. So many. He was tired.
Rebecca Smith:
So many lovers.
Angeline Compau:
So many lovers.
Josh Smith:
I know. Wilbur was Musk free last night. There was no musk in his body.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, no, he let it all out. Let it all out
Rebecca Smith:
He just musked Angeline hard when she was eating right now
Josh Smith:
first
Angeline Compau:
Oh, he did
Josh Smith:
first he was walking around while you're on the floor thinking and why isn't she sitting on the toilet? she's laying on the floor.
Angeline Compau:
This is so weird.
Josh Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
they did not understand what was happening with you.
Angeline Compau:
I know they're not used to
Rebecca Smith:
check out the situation.
Angeline Compau:
Sorry guys,
Josh Smith:
So what were your gifts? Oh, by the way, I did send your picture on the floor to Joe.
Angeline Compau:
Good. I hope you liked it, Joe. Cat got me. A very very nice bottle of wine.
Rebecca Smith:
Nice Cat.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
Is that all you have curmudgeon you have no curmudgeon?
Josh Smith:
Uh, no no, I thought I thought we were watching a movie.
Angeline Compau:
I know. I know. But you you complain about every movie.
Rebecca Smith:
We were going to but now it's February now I was excited about the Lorenna Bobbitt
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
to start off our love month
Josh Smith:
I don't know why I'm tired, I slept so much the last two days I'm still tired
Angeline Compau:
we should we should maybe do like a poll because I bet I bet you if we talk if we say this like hey, we want to watch Josh to watch Zoolander. Everyone's gonna say yes
Josh Smith:
Please don't
Rebecca Smith:
okay.
Angeline Compau:
Yes,
Rebecca Smith:
you guys have to see out I'll put up a poll on Instagram should Josh watch Zoolander
Angeline Compau:
because he's not seen it
Rebecca Smith:
he hasn't seen it
Angeline Compau:
he's gonna bitch about it guys know this going in
Josh Smith:
I can't do it. It's just I can't do it. It's so fucking dumb.
Angeline Compau:
See what I mean guys this is he got a bad attitude. Audience
Rebecca Smith:
He's got a bad attitude.
Angeline Compau:
and you heard it. and for people who have seen Zoolander they know it's hilarious. Oh my gosh
Josh Smith:
it was a cool last hike today walking through the snow coming down out there.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, it's like a blizzard outside today.
Angeline Compau:
It looks like a movie snow. It's so pretty.
Rebecca Smith:
It took me an hour and a half to go to Whole Foods.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, the roads are really not good.
Rebecca Smith:
No,
Josh Smith:
no, I shoveled I'm not sure I will again.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, you're shoveling again. That's how it works.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
Angeline, when You go out
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, which by the way,
Josh Smith:
by the way
Rebecca Smith:
somebody needs to eat a little crow over there.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, why?
Rebecca Smith:
I was making I was in the kitchen I was cleaning up dishes and stuff like that and Josh was making himself something to eat and he says, I bet that bitch forgets my coke too.
Angeline Compau:
That's right.
Josh Smith:
Angeline brought me two to Coca Cola Classics
Angeline Compau:
not only did this bitch not forget she brought two.
Josh Smith:
That's right.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
I don't know why I'm so tired
Angeline Compau:
yeah, you just had a coke.
Rebecca Smith:
And like 10 naps
Josh Smith:
I had a hard day of watching Justified. I'm on Season Six trying to get to the end before my day off ends.
Angeline Compau:
And Lorenna
Rebecca Smith:
He only watched the first five minutes.
Josh Smith:
I can't watch that.
Angeline Compau:
I can't either she was describing the pictures and I was like no, no.
Rebecca Smith:
You see the picture of the severed appendage
Angeline Compau:
I do not want to see that
Rebecca Smith:
you see the nubbin in the field and then you they flash a shot of what he looked like with it cut off? of his junk.
Josh Smith:
Can't see it
Angeline Compau:
No
Rebecca Smith:
His junkless junk.
Angeline Compau:
I will never want to see a penis again. If I see that, like ever.
Josh Smith:
That's alright she's got like literally a catalog at home.
Rebecca Smith:
Why wait? Oh, I'm like me or her.
Josh Smith:
It's hotter than hades in here.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, you have it held at 70 That's your fault.
Josh Smith:
Angeline how are you still wearing all that stuff?
Angeline Compau:
I'm comfortable?
Rebecca Smith:
Why don't you just leave in the middle?
Angeline Compau:
I'm wearing a hat cuz I always wear my hat and I'm still racking my 80s hair under here. So
Rebecca Smith:
me too.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
I took that picture that day. I'm like, Day threegoing strong
Angeline Compau:
mine is flat and ratty. Like it went super flat. But I was like, I didn't feel like showering yesterday. So I woke up today and I was like, put the hat on.
Rebecca Smith:
Mine's still fluffy.
Josh Smith:
I did not take a shower the entire time. I was up north which was just Friday night, Saturday night, but I was sitting on the couch Saturday. Watching before
Rebecca Smith:
you didn't take a shower for a lot of Sunday
Josh Smith:
it was like a little gamey. I didn't take a shower on Sunday.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
I just
Rebecca Smith:
you kept talking about it.
Josh Smith:
I did. I did.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
I was like, you know, I'm just gonna, just gonna do nothing.
Angeline Compau:
That's how I felt yesterday.
Rebecca Smith:
I have to say that neon 80s Party was fun. I would do that again.
Angeline Compau:
Let's do it again. We got all that stuff now.
Rebecca Smith:
I know.
Angeline Compau:
Let's do it again.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay, you have nothing Joshua? You're done?
Josh Smith:
I feel really bad about this audience. I was under the impression that we were gonna watch a shitty movie. I got myself in a shitty mood,
Angeline Compau:
we probably should do another movie because that I like I liked that whole series.
Josh Smith:
Now that I know curmudgeon corner's back. I will start preparing topics so
Rebecca Smith:
we can do another another movie series. Let's ask for suggestions from the audience for what movies they want us to talk about
Angeline Compau:
that's a good idea.
Rebecca Smith:
I did get a message from Brian that said he did like the movie thing because he got to hear the trivia. And he liked the trivia part. I was like it's just IMDB.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
and he's like, but it's not like I'm going to go on IMDb and read it. I'm like, oh Okay,
Angeline Compau:
I liked it to
Rebecca Smith:
True that.
Angeline Compau:
I liked it.
Rebecca Smith:
So if you have a suggestion for us, I'll put that up there too. A one poll is going to be should we make Josh watch Zoolander?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
the second poll is what movie do you suggest we watch for our next movie series how's that?
Angeline Compau:
I like it?
Josh Smith:
And the third poll is can we show the picture of Angeline asleep on our bathroom floor?
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, we're gonna regardless,
Josh Smith:
and put the picture on our mother website.
Rebecca Smith:
There's no pole for that. We're just gonna do it.
Josh Smith:
It's done.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
that's fine. You can't see my face.
Josh Smith:
oh no, we could see your face in the picture with you asleep in the car though?
Angeline Compau:
That's fine. Yeah, that's a good one too.
Rebecca Smith:
The third poll is is Josh a dickbag?
Josh Smith:
The answer to that is yes.
Angeline Compau:
100%
Rebecca Smith:
100
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
When I was driving home from up north. I was so full tonight from the night before because all we did was just eat.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
And I stopped.
Rebecca Smith:
Wait, what? You said you were full on the drive home.
Josh Smith:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Yet, you came home
Josh Smith:
wait it gets worse.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my gosh.
Josh Smith:
So I stopped I'm like, you know, it's a long drive. The roads are shit. I can't even go fast. Like you have to do like 60 miles in four wheel drive down before you can get on 75 So I stopped. I got two Egg McMuffins two hashbrowns had my coffee had a water had a Gatorade and then I proceeded to slay all of it. Plus a doughnut.
Angeline Compau:
What?
Rebecca Smith:
Then he gets home and proceeds to eat what at least three plates and nachos because we had so much food leftover three plates of nachos and then I had to tell him to stop eating nachos because I told him I told him that you were gonna get some today.
Angeline Compau:
Yes,
Josh Smith:
then I took a five hour nap.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god, that's just sleep
Rebecca Smith:
then woke up and just kept eating dips, chips
Josh Smith:
and I stayed up till midnight and then I will went up. Went to bed till 830
Angeline Compau:
That sounds like a great day.
Josh Smith:
Yeah. That was that my body needed a day just listen.
Angeline Compau:
That's what I did yesterday.
Josh Smith:
All you have to do is put fuel in here so we can burn off the excess alcohol that is still in your body.
Rebecca Smith:
You know what sucks?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Is being on keto, when all of your favorite foods are around you,
Angeline Compau:
I told you to do what I did. I said,
Rebecca Smith:
What?
Angeline Compau:
Well, it could be puffier I've not washed this in a while.
Rebecca Smith:
Angeline has her puffy coat on.
Josh Smith:
I gotta be honest. Everything about you right now. looks dirty.
Angeline Compau:
I am dirty, right now
Rebecca Smith:
What? Okay, let's not be too judgy over there.
Angeline Compau:
But what was I saying? Oh, about you. You should have did what I did. And ate everything
Rebecca Smith:
oh, yeah, you did keep saying that.
Angeline Compau:
I told you drink
Rebecca Smith:
drink and then you can throw it all up.
Angeline Compau:
Throw it all up. That's what I did. And now it's like none of it ever happened.
Josh Smith:
Oh, it did happen. We have pictures?
Angeline Compau:
Oh, well, it happened but the food and the drinks that I made and ate, I threw them up
Rebecca Smith:
like legit. Like everything in there is like prison Death Row meal for me. I'm like, Yes. Nachos. Yes. Pizza. Yes. Brownies, cake. Everything. I'm like, yes.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Mexicali dip.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yes.
Rebecca Smith:
I would eat all of that on death row. And I couldn't have any of it. I had to make my own little keto chicken things.
Angeline Compau:
I'm sad that you did keto this month.
Rebecca Smith:
Well, I didn't know we were having a party. I thought I have nothing in January.
Josh Smith:
Angeline, we're going to the keys she's getting her key body
Angeline Compau:
and she's doing a fine job.
Josh Smith:
She has,
Angeline Compau:
you've lost 10 pounds.
Rebecca Smith:
I've lost 10 pounds
Josh Smith:
10 pounds
Rebecca Smith:
since January 1. I have five more to go to hit my goal. I don't think I'll make it in a week but
Angeline Compau:
that was Josh's balls smacking is leg
Rebecca Smith:
Old man balls. His old man balls just whipping back and forth.
Angeline Compau:
Yep.
Josh Smith:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
doing the helicopter with his dingaling
Josh Smith:
I would like it noted that I shoveled off a spot for you to park.
Angeline Compau:
you did. And salted
Josh Smith:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
why didn't you use um you should asked a Joe if you can use the blower. Joe blew us, Joe blew us yesterday
Angeline Compau:
Joe did blow us
Josh Smith:
I did not feel like it was I just didn't feel up to going over there after my after I did the workout and the hike, I was just like I'm just gonna get this done real quick. Just gonna knock it out.
Angeline Compau:
I think somebody came and plowed your road and then like piled it all at the end of your driveway.
Josh Smith:
Could have been
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, that happens
Rebecca Smith:
usually they do that
Angeline Compau:
Yep. So like everything in the middle is nicely shoveled
Rebecca Smith:
and then the sides are all
Angeline Compau:
then the side is just piled up and I was like, okay,
Josh Smith:
yeah,
Angeline Compau:
yeah.
Josh Smith:
Appreciate it. Appreciate the work they did.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
Well played
Rebecca Smith:
Well played sir.
Angeline Compau:
Yep.
Josh Smith:
Alright, listen up audience I'm going to study hard and I do have a lot of things that make me angry so I will start taking note again.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
Let's see what else is there
Angeline Compau:
a lot of things I do make him angry.
Josh Smith:
Yeah, there's that except for the Coke good job
Angeline Compau:
yay.
Josh Smith:
Was really unimpressed with Rob's fucking 79 Oh my god. Rob I just want you to know right now i will show up to a lane with a rented shoes a fucking scarred up Lane ball and still destroy you
Rebecca Smith:
You know who probably doesn't have rented doesn't have nurse man shoes. Greg Louganis
Angeline Compau:
Greg Louganis
Josh Smith:
I bet you five bucks. Greg Louganis heads has old school like wingtip fucking bowling shoes. He goes out there he's like look, I'm gonna bowl in style
Rebecca Smith:
Who knew that you could bowl in your socks if you don't want to rent shoes.
Angeline Compau:
I didn't know that.
Rebecca Smith:
I didn't know that but there were like three people doing it.
Josh Smith:
Yeah, they're called poor people.
Rebecca Smith:
April did that
Angeline Compau:
I would have done that. I didn't know that
Rebecca Smith:
I don't think you're allowed to do that. I was a thing but I was like think they just let us do what we wanted down there at the end.
Josh Smith:
they took one look at you guys and said just get
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, them the fuck out. Yes. I'm pretty sure because we asked them too
Josh Smith:
remember?
Angeline Compau:
That was exactly what he said and I was we were like, Hey, can you call party of 10 winners when our lanes are ready? And he was like, I really would rather not like, Okay, fair enough.
Josh Smith:
I've seen Turnquist bowl barefoot.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, that's gross
Rebecca Smith:
really?
Angeline Compau:
not barefoot, socks is okay.
Josh Smith:
And then he was so drunk and as he was leaving he kept throwing the ball when the gate came down to the gate and the guy came up and he goes when he has gonna leave
Rebecca Smith:
April did drop the ball behind her once I remember that
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I do too
Josh Smith:
Hey, did April manage to pee in a parking lot?
Rebecca Smith:
No
Angeline Compau:
she didn't
Rebecca Smith:
she didn't take road pizza though.
Angeline Compau:
That was great
Rebecca Smith:
for the ride home just a traveler
Angeline Compau:
She shoulda took a whole box
Josh Smith:
well she had Rob is the designated driver.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, she had me first and then Rob
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
Rob did his job
Angeline Compau:
she should have got drunker
Josh Smith:
came in.
Rebecca Smith:
That's what Rob was saying
Angeline Compau:
April you should have got drunker. Yeah, I should have bought you some more drinks. Damn it.
Josh Smith:
Sorry. So sorry for the bad curmudgeon corner audience. It was a long, long weekend for me. I'm looking to actually looking forward to work
Rebecca Smith:
You said you were excited for curmudgeon because of the weekend
Josh Smith:
I didn't know.
Angeline Compau:
I didn't know
Josh Smith:
so tired. I can't do two days of drinking anymore. I need two full days recovery Sunday and Monday.
Rebecca Smith:
well you got that
Angeline Compau:
I woke up fresh as a daisy.
Josh Smith:
I did not. I woke up this morning I worked out for an hour half and then I went, you know, shoveled and I went for a hike, but I was like, Okay, you, you did good. And that was it. I went downstairs to work on budgets, and I fell asleep. And then I woke up and I turned on justified and then I fell asleep and then I heard Becky screaming at me for whatever she screams at me for
Angeline Compau:
nice.
Rebecca Smith:
Today,
Josh Smith:
whatever, whatever Becky just starts talking to me when I'm upstairs and somehow imagines that I can hear her through the house.
Angeline Compau:
My mom does that. My mom does that. It's a hilarious I'm like, I'm nowhere near you.
Josh Smith:
I can barely hear you when I'm in the same room.
Rebecca Smith:
You can't hear me because the TV is so fucking loud. You can't even hear anything. i Every time I'm like, why does that have to be so loud?
Angeline Compau:
I will be literally like in the basement or something. I could hear my mom walking around the kitchen having a conversation with herself. And she thinks she's talking to me. And I'm like, I'm not even in sight.
Josh Smith:
Mom I'm on the fucking bathroom floor again, stop talking to me
Rebecca Smith:
how many times in my defense How many times do I call for you? And then I go down only to find you pretend sleeping.
Josh Smith:
At least 80%
Rebecca Smith:
Exactly. Pretend sleeping. So don't act like you can't hear me motherfucker. I know you can.
Josh Smith:
Nobody ever buys my pretend sleep. Rick said that. So apparently so I know. I snore. John can fucking cut a forrest down. Steve has one of those breathing machines, so he does a lot. And Rick said Josh, I swear to God, it's so angry.
Rebecca Smith:
Yours?
Josh Smith:
and he's like, and he goes there could be a nuclear bomb going off and it would not faze you. I was like, I don't know. He's like you are, he said it literally sounds like you're in a brawl.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god
Rebecca Smith:
you do do that
Angeline Compau:
oh
Rebecca Smith:
he says it's like it's not like a steady chain saw like a chainsaw got jammed up on a log and then got angry at the log
Josh Smith:
I told him, I don't think it's that bad when I'm on my stomach, he goes, I think it is.
Rebecca Smith:
No, when you're in your stomach. It's fine. It's when you're on your back.
Josh Smith:
Especially after a solid case of beer
Rebecca Smith:
it's so bad,
Angeline Compau:
that's horrible.
Josh Smith:
And I was listening to John, because it doesn't bother me because I mean, I know that I'm gonna retaliate. In a few minutes. I was listening to John. And I'm thinking Joe and John always share a bed. And Joe I never heard Joe say a word, Joe can just sleep right there. It's amazing. And Frank. So Steve was snoring so Frank took his phone and put all those things like you used to put like the sound. So it's like six in the morning on Sunday. Steve gets up to go to the bathroom. And he comes in he hears that like, you know, the pleasant like the ocean. water wash and he's like, Frank, what the fuck is up? Turn it off. I'm never gonna get back to get back to sleep like and you're like, What the fuck Steve? You know why this is on like. And then all I heard was fart noises.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, your farts.
Josh Smith:
Oh, they weren't my farts.
Rebecca Smith:
Well, I'm sure some of them were
Angeline Compau:
who brought a breathing machine.
Josh Smith:
He didn't. I think that's why he was snoring he has
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I was about to say
Josh Smith:
Steve would say he has the apnea.
Angeline Compau:
I wouldn't bring it to guy's weekend either
Josh Smith:
Steve's always talking about, yeah, I'm pre diabetic. I'm like so was that before or after you just drink case of beer plus, literally not a single healthy morsel. Like every time
Rebecca Smith:
I mean it's the guys weekend, you can't be judgy about that. I'm sure nobody had anything healthy to eat
Josh Smith:
that Sunday or Saturday night at like 11pm Somebody brought a vegetable tray out that had not been touched. I think each of us had one piece of vegetable I did.
Angeline Compau:
That's awesome.
Josh Smith:
And that's when I got my second spur and said I'm gonna have because I tried to take it easy, except for the day drinking at the bar. And then I came home and I'm like, You know what, I'm just gonna switch to Coke. Coke. And then had that vegetable that one. One carrot. That one red pepper
Angeline Compau:
Oh, one red pepper.
Josh Smith:
I said you know what? I could use a couple fingers a bourbon
Rebecca Smith:
gross.
Josh Smith:
And we didn't have bourbon we had crown
Rebecca Smith:
gross.
Josh Smith:
Idiots.
Angeline Compau:
did you say a couple fingers?
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, that's how you pour like one finger is this much?
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I was like what?
Josh Smith:
one fingers. This much. One fingers this much. Two three four. That's how you tell how much whiskey you have in there
Angeline Compau:
Oh, never heard of that.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, it's an old man pour.
Angeline Compau:
That is I just pour. I just pour til itlooks good.
Josh Smith:
If people can see the look on my face,
Angeline Compau:
I know,
Josh Smith:
just complete and utter. I'm just dumbfounded when I look at you
Angeline Compau:
you love me.
Josh Smith:
How does she start her car up? I don't even know you figured that out.
Angeline Compau:
It has a push button. It has a Button.
Josh Smith:
Oh, they did your picture at the warehouse.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Oh yeah,
Josh Smith:
yeah, Joe made some comments about your ass.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
bootay
Josh Smith:
they were not pleasant.
Angeline Compau:
Thank you, Joe. Thank you.
Josh Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
I have to say
Rebecca Smith:
her juicy bootay
Angeline Compau:
I do I do get a quite a bit of comments on my my bootay
Josh Smith:
All right
Angeline Compau:
at the warehouse in particular. They like it there.
Josh Smith:
They like the ass.
Angeline Compau:
yeah, they do,
Josh Smith:
I think it's not okay to comment on a girl's ass at work.
Angeline Compau:
It's
Rebecca Smith:
sexual harassment, but unless you like it.
Angeline Compau:
I take it as a compliment. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Josh Smith:
Don't touch
Angeline Compau:
Don't touch.
Josh Smith:
can't taste can't touch. You can look
Rebecca Smith:
gross.
Josh Smith:
What if they come up and they just tap it?
Rebecca Smith:
Ew,
Angeline Compau:
no, thank you.
Josh Smith:
Like friendly tap. No cupping.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my god.
Josh Smith:
Just a tap.
Angeline Compau:
No, thank you.
Josh Smith:
All right. I'm just double checking. So if the supervisor comes up two taps and says Good job.
Rebecca Smith:
Like you're on a football team? No,
Angeline Compau:
no, i'm good. I'm good.
Josh Smith:
Did you hear that supervisor?
Rebecca Smith:
Beware warehouse workers.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Alright, we're done.
Josh Smith:
We're done.
Rebecca Smith:
Bye, everybody.
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