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It's our 1 year anniversary!!!! This week Angeline closes out our celebrity biography series with the one and only David Spade. Rebecca has a special surprise for Angeline and Josh in honor of our 1 year podcastaversary. Josh then digs deeper into the world of Angeline discussing dick pics and then pivots to what is wrong with sports today before finally closing with horrible bosses.
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Hi
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh, you and that sex voice
Rebecca Smith:I sent Josh something today about doing voiceover work.
Angeline Compau:He should do that. He should do that for sure. You could do commercials for like Viagra or something.
Rebecca Smith:Some kind of old man product.
Angeline Compau:Yes. diapers.
Rebecca Smith:We might get some colorful language because he's watching the basketball tournament in the other room, Michigan State's playing right now. So we might get a
Angeline Compau:Okay, I hope we do
Rebecca Smith:yell in there.
Angeline Compau:I hope that we do.
Rebecca Smith:How are you?
Angeline Compau:My allergies are acting up but other than that
Rebecca Smith:cuz it's spring time,
Angeline Compau:spring has sprung.
Rebecca Smith:Hopefully it stays and doesn't go back to winter again.
Angeline Compau:Probably just jinxed it so my bad. But
Rebecca Smith:Good job, way to go.
Angeline Compau:I was outside all day helping my mom Josh would be so proud because you know, he thinks I do nothing.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:but I was I was raking leaves.
Rebecca Smith:Wow,
Angeline Compau:we got some dirt that we needed kind of moved. So I was raking the dirt up.
Rebecca Smith:Wow.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, my mom was you did it. Nice job. I said, thanks, Mom.
Rebecca Smith:Kudos to you.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:And then you went to some electronic thing last night?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:I saw your Instagram post
Angeline Compau:was it loud. I don't I tend not to re watch those because I'm like, I don't know what I recorded when I was drunk. So I'm like, I don't want to see it. But I'll leave them up.
Rebecca Smith:That's scary. Because you're posting Are you posting at that time? Or do you post after?
Angeline Compau:I post at that time?
Rebecca Smith:Oh, gosh.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:See, that's scary.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I know. But I do remember. He played Funkytown. And I was like, this is the best.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:ever. Yeah. I was like, Oh my God. I heard it because you know, how DJs that like, mash up songs, right. And as the other song was kind of fading out. I heard Funkytown. And I told Mike and Nick, I said, this is Funkytown. And they're looking at me like they can't hear me. And they're like, What I said this is Funkytown. And they're like, what, all of a sudden you hear it and they're like, Oh my God. I told you.
Rebecca Smith:I told you bitches.
Angeline Compau:I told you.
Rebecca Smith:I know I love that. Like some of the DJs on Tik Tok are pretty good, too. Like, I stop and watch those. And I'm like, so you had fun? How do you recover when you're partying all week?
Angeline Compau:This was a very unique week, because
Rebecca Smith:You went out a lot this week
Angeline Compau:I went out like every day.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:so I was super tired today. Honestly, though, I recovered better today than I have other days where I drank less and was home earlier. So who knows? My body's just like, whatever.
Rebecca Smith:Interesting.
Angeline Compau:I got up at like, 11
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:I mean, that's kind of late for some people. I know. But
Rebecca Smith:I'm nervous because Arizona plays tonight. I'm nervous about it. I can't watch it. I was talking to my sister were the same like she's like, I can't watch either. If I don't glance at the score. And if they're ahead by a lot, then I'll watch. Otherwise, I can't watch it.
Angeline Compau:You guys are weird. Go sports ball.
Rebecca Smith:I know. I can't take it. I know you don't care.
Angeline Compau:I don't I don't get into sports like that. I wish I did.
Rebecca Smith:I do. I stress out I'm gonna give myself a stroke one of these days.
Angeline Compau:I don't I don't think is there anything that I really care about that much that I'm like, Oh my God.
Rebecca Smith:My whole family was like that growing up though. Like the end like with Arizona basketball. So yeah, I grew up in it.
Angeline Compau:That makes sense.
Rebecca Smith:Stress. Stress.
Angeline Compau:My dad stresses himself out over all the sports.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:baseball, football.
Rebecca Smith:And I don't even bet on it. I mean, I did do a bracket, but my brackets are already
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:shit. It's not gonna win anything. But yeah, don't even bet on it. It just stresses me out cuz I want them to win so bad.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:I don't know.
Angeline Compau:I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:So it's your week this week. It's our last week of
Angeline Compau:books,
Rebecca Smith:books.
Angeline Compau:Books.
Rebecca Smith:Then it's my month. And I'm so excited.
Angeline Compau:Oh, man.
Rebecca Smith:I'm excited.
Angeline Compau:Man. It's gonna be better than Josh's month, but still
Rebecca Smith:totally.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:totally.
Angeline Compau:You already have a lot of things picked out.
Rebecca Smith:I do.
Angeline Compau:You've been texting me. Have you seen this?
Rebecca Smith:I know.
Angeline Compau:And I'm like, No, I haven't seen it.
Rebecca Smith:I've never even heard heard of it.
Angeline Compau:Never
Rebecca Smith:so good. I can't wait.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:I am cheating a little bit. Because
Angeline Compau:you can't cheat
Rebecca Smith:I know I know. I know. But I can't decide. So one week.
Angeline Compau:Uh, ah. Uh, ah
Rebecca Smith:Just shush
Angeline Compau:Okay,
Rebecca Smith:one week, I'm doing an ultimate 90s Smackdown and it's going to be a vs episode. So it's gonna be two movies one versus the other. Which one wins
Angeline Compau:such a Cheater. Cheater, but I like it, but I like it. Here for it.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Rebecca Smith:Don't tell Josh.
Angeline Compau:I won't. He's gonna try to do that.
Rebecca Smith:And we're gonna we're gonna say no,
Angeline Compau:yup, you can't do that.
Rebecca Smith:You can't
Angeline Compau:you can't tripple stamp a double stamp Lloyd.
Rebecca Smith:Because you can't tripple stamp.
Angeline Compau:Because you can't.
Rebecca Smith:So who did you pick for our last hurrah.
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh, okay. This my books so good. So good. David Spade. Almost interesting. It's his memoir. It was, it was so good. I listened to it in two days at work. I will listen to it again. Like, I'm glad I bought it and it's on my phone because it was
Rebecca Smith:Oh can you share it? Like, can you share it with somebody if you bought it on your phone?
Angeline Compau:I don't know. Maybe I can. If I could.
Rebecca Smith:If you can, we'll figure it out. If you can.
Angeline Compau:So yeah, it's called almost interesting. And it started out like his childhood just like any other normal autobiography. The the absolute best part about buying it on tape, or on, it's such an old person thing to say. On my phone
Rebecca Smith:book on tape.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Was that he was reading it.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And his voice and his sarcasm and his tone and everything came through. Obviously, because he wrote it
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, you get his intention, like
Angeline Compau:oh my gosh, and he would like ad lib certain things. And he would said he was like, This is what you get when you buy it on tape folks. say shit like that. I was like, This is so good. So he's just hilarious to me. I always thought he was funny.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And I have like, I have sarcastic tendencies. Just like him. So that's why I'm like he's so funny
Rebecca Smith:you know, he's coming in concert. Right? I got tickets for me and Josh,
Angeline Compau:shut up no you did not
Rebecca Smith:I did,
Angeline Compau:really?
Rebecca Smith:last year. Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Oh my God
Rebecca Smith:I bought it as like an anniversary gift for us.
Angeline Compau:I already know it's called Catch me inside.
Rebecca Smith:Where is it going to be? I can't remember where it's going to be.
Angeline Compau:Is it Royal Oak music theater?
Rebecca Smith:is I think I thought it was a royal Oak, Josh thought it was somewhere weird, like some casino and I'm like, I don't think so.
Angeline Compau:No, I think he's bigger than casinos
Rebecca Smith:That's what I said. But yeah, so are you gonna go,
Angeline Compau:I would. I would. I would I didn't buy tickets depends on how expensive they are
Rebecca Smith:they weren't bad at all.
Angeline Compau:No. I would go. He's so funny.
Rebecca Smith:He's so funny.
Angeline Compau:I love him. Okay, so get this right. He was born in Michigan, and then moved to Arizona. He's like both of us. He's got the essence of both of us, right here. And I'm just like, Oh, I just love it. So yeah, he moved to Arizona around two or three. And his dad took off really young, like, left his mom with him and his two brothers. He's the youngest. I think, couldn't remember. You know, I read this. Like, I heard this a few weeks ago.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:I took like, this short notes.
Rebecca Smith:Right.
Angeline Compau:Very, very outline. So his dad takes off his his name, his dad's name is Sam. He calls him scram, which is kind of funny
Rebecca Smith:well,
Angeline Compau:yeah. And so they're they live in Scottsdale is where he's from, and he grows up there. He goes to high school. There. He goes. I think he goes to school in California. He would he graduates. He was at a frat. He made fun of the frat all the time. He was like, I don't even know I joined that to try and make friends. My brother was in it. And he's like, even when I joined the frat I thought like, I wasn't gonna get hazed as bad because my brother was in it. That was a darn lie.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:his brother was the worst to him. But there was a frat party and he tried his comedy. And he was like, if I fuck this up, and I just bombed, I'm never doing it again. And he ended up killing. And he was like, okay, I can do something with this. I was like, That is so neat. Okay. So he also like he kind of jump back and forth. He was telling another story about how he lost his virginity. And it was the best it was in high school. And he was like, I made the big mistake of like, you know, hyping myself up and all this stuff and he goes to the car with this girl. They bang in the car and at the end she goes, you'll get better at this. Like, that is the absolute worst thing you can say.
Rebecca Smith:She's trying to be encouraging but
Angeline Compau:or a bitch. I don't know. I don't know. Like, that's mean
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I would say like, like, it's ok. especially if he looked like down or something like it's okay. I don't know.
Angeline Compau:I would have been like that was really really good.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:so good. Let's do it again
Rebecca Smith:I probably just wouldn't say anything. But
Angeline Compau:yeah, but yeah, but I was like, wow, that is soul crushing right there.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:But I thought that was hilarious. So He's doing the comedy thing he's trying to get in places doing stand up doing, like open mic shit, trying to get noticed. You know, all that kind of stuff and and eventually, it leads to he gets into like a movie police academy four as like a skateboarder because they were looking for somebody that could skateboard and growing up in Scottsdale, I guess he was like, in to like skateboard and that like, preppy kind of thing. And so he was like, I already have the skills. You're looking for a little punk ass kid, like, I can do that. And so he's like, that kind of opened some doors for him. And I was like, oh, that's the that was the first thing he ever did. And he was like, Cool. I was in a movie. I this is gonna take me places and then just, you nope, for a while he was living like, out of his car. Like, just sleeping on people's couches, trying to make like a couple bucks here and there just, you know, doing shows, whatever. Eventually, he did try out for Saturday Night Live. And he wanted to do you want to do like the acting part. And they hired him as a writer. And he was like, What the fuck? I don't write.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:he is not a writer at all.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:so he's okay. doesn't know what to do. And he's like, every season. At the end, he's like, I'm just gonna get fired. I know. I'm gonna get fired. It's gonna be terrible. And because he's he's like, I never really got any sketches on like, you have to, you know, get some stuff on. Never really did. Like that whole their whole part. I was like, Oh, I'm so sad. But he tried. He tried his best.
Rebecca Smith:I think a lot of them start out as writers first.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Yeah. But then you can write skits for yourself. But he was like, I never wanted to do that. Because I'm like, it feels like you're trying too hard.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So he said, like, he and Rob Schneider got on and kind of around the same time. Like together. They both got hired. And he kind of knew Him because they did. Like one of the improv groups together.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So they, they did that. He said, Rob was kind of a more go getter than he was. And they were writing a sketch together once and David was like, I'm gonna head out. I think we got this like, I'm just gonna go, I'll see you in the morning. And then when Rob submitted it, he didn't put David's name on it. So it was just Rob's and he was like, okay, okay, so that's where they kind of had a beef. And he was like, I wouldn't even call it that. It was just like he was more ambitious, but like, he would step on toes to get where he needed to go
Rebecca Smith:oh, that sucks
Angeline Compau:and he's like, and we're fine now. Like, we're totally cool. He's like, I definitely don't hold it against him anymore. Like, I thought it was shitty then or whatever. But he's like, Yeah, whatever. And I was like that is shitty because I really liked Rob Schneider.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I heard he was a D bag, though.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, really? I never heard that
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I did somewhere. I don't know where maybe in my head. I made it up. But I did hear he was kind of a D bag. So he, he's still on SNL. Thinking he's gonna get kicked off. At the end of every season. He's like, Oh, my God is Lorne gonna bring me back? I don't know. But he does finally get like, a regular spot, kind of like an update or whatever they made. Like, it's like a Hollywood Minute.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Angeline Compau:So yeah, that's what they call it Hollywood Minute. And he does like the segments where he makes fun of like the stars. And he goes after Eddie Murphy. Because Eddie Murphy had like a series of like flops. And he says, Look, kids a falling star. Funniest shit I ever heard Eddie Murphy was pissed, pissed
Rebecca Smith:I bet
Angeline Compau:he called him like, he's called him on the phone. Right? And one of the assistants or whoever it was like, Hey, David, Eddie's on the phone, he goes tell him I'm not here. he avoids him for like, the whole day. And finally Chris Rock goes up to him. And he's like, Dude, you have to just
Rebecca Smith:which is strange to me because of any Murphy's pick up the phone and take it like whatever he's gonna say. Just take it. So David finally, like calls him back. And he's like, looking for Eddie Murphy. And Eddie's assistant gives him the phone and just rips him a new asshole. Like who do you think you are? Bla bla bla like, I don't know what like, comedy like he's done that to so many people, too.
Angeline Compau:And Eddie Murphy was on SNL and you know, it's not personal like you've done it to so many other celebrities. It's just it's all fun and games like not a big deal. But he was so mad for like, years. years, he was pissed. And then he said finally like a few years ago, I don't remember what year he was driving somewhere. Well, Eddie Murphy was driving somewhere, saw David on the street or whatever, shook his hand and was like, hey, you know, good see you or something like along those lines where he was like, Okay, so we're cool now.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:like after however many years like that one joke that he couldn't let go. He was like, Alright, cool. Cool.
Rebecca Smith:That's good,
Angeline Compau:I know. I was like, That's so neat. Then it talks about Chris Farley, obviously, because they were super close. And they did so many movies together. And he was, had nothing but like nice things to say. And he was like, I even know, like, I'm remembered a lot. Like a lot of people know me because of Chris. Like, and I'm cool with that. Like, that is awesome to me. He's super humble about it. And he, I actually I have a clip, a funny story, that it's only like a minute or so long. But he was just reminiscing about his time with Chris and all that stuff.
Sound Clip:Once during our SNL stint I had the amazing luck of dating a Playboy centerfold. Being the tool that I am, I had to puff up and bring the actual Playboy to work. bragging on my friends that I was hooking up with this hot chick. I showed the pics to Chris Adam, Chris Rock, the janitor, anyone that would look I got a few high fives, some fist bumps way ahead of our time. And then we went to read through. Well, during the read through, Farley sends me a crumpled up note. There were no cell phones back then ladies. And it said, Did you look in our office yet? And I looked at him confused. He smiled like that psycho Cheshire Cat, and then nodded and giggled. I was like, whatever. No. And then at intermission he asked again, and I go no, what the fuck is in the office? And he just laughed. He goes, he, you should look then he laughed a sinister laugh like in the gap girls. So I walked into my office with the others in tow, only to find the Playboy magazine open on my desk. And the centerfold I was dating covered in jizz. Chris' jizz you heard me right. He hustled out a jackoff sesh. Right before the stressful read through and was very proud of his work. He was right behind me when I walked in and saw it as is Sandler and rock. We were all a little shocked. Even though we thought it was funny, and gross, and nuts. Chris looked around at all of us taking in our reaction. I could tell by the look on his face. He was suddenly worried he had gone too far. Which made it funnier, because he had gone too far, like he did every time. And that's what made him Chris. And the fact that I was such a lame little shit. I had to bring the mag to work to brag to my buddies like a teenager. I deserve to get hazing. I'm not sure that's exactly the hazing I would have picked. But it was a great example of how out of the box he thought, aka borderline psycho. Chris always went right to the edge and often over it. Taking things too far is the thing that made him Chris. But it was also the thing that took him away at the end. I miss the guy every day.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, my gosh
Angeline Compau:I know. I know. So yeah, I thought that was a funny story that just was like, captured their friendship.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:really well. So
Rebecca Smith:that's awesome
Angeline Compau:Yeah, it was it was even he said that. He had a long talk with like Dan Aykroyd about him losing Bolushi. And in like the same way and he was like, it really helped. You know,
Rebecca Smith:yeah,
Angeline Compau:him heal a little bit. So
Rebecca Smith:that's crazy
Angeline Compau:that all of that part like the chapters about Chris Farley and the movies they did together. I'm like,
Rebecca Smith:yeah,
Angeline Compau:so emotional.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:But, so Okay, so then after that, he's he's turned into a big star.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:he's done movies. He's done Joe Dirt he's done. Dickey Roberts, which I think is funny. I guess that one not not a lot of people think is funny,
Rebecca Smith:Oh my gosh,
Angeline Compau:He did grownups. You know, he's done all these movies. He's doing all right. He had an assistant and the assistant he's known for a long time, he ended up just kind of hiring him. He did some interviews, but at the time, like something crazy happened. I want to say it was Chris Farley's death. And he was like, okay, come on, you're hired. Let's just go. And so here's this guy. He's with them for years, like his name is Skip, and skip wants a part and Joe Dirt. And he's like, trying to become an actor. And he's like, Well, I'll talk to I think it was Adam Sandler who's like, I'll talk to him about it, but I don't think that you're gonna get it because I think all the parts are full. He was like, okay, whatever. You find out later, he's like, Yeah, you didn't get the part. But, you know, if something else comes up, we'll let you know. He's not happy about it. And goes nuts. breaks into David Spade house in the middle of the night.
Rebecca Smith:Oh my God,
Angeline Compau:and he just starts like beating the shit out of him and, like, assaults him like crazy, and I was like no flipping way. I had no idea that happened.
Rebecca Smith:I don't remember that happening either
Angeline Compau:I don't know that it even really got out. This was like 2000 Well, this had been like 2000 I guess I think that movie came out around then. He was like, luckily, you know, he's like, I ended up being able to run to like, the closet or wherever he had a gun. And he was like, I honestly thought I was gonna have to shoot my friend because he's my friend. And I've known him for years.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And he so he yells like through the house. He's like, Skip, I have my gun. I haven't cocked and loaded. I'm giving you five seconds to get the hell out of here. Just go. And I won't shoot but just fucking get out of here. And so he he does, he peeks out as the guy runs away. So he was like, luckily, I didn't have to flip and shoot him but like he was beat up. And he called the cops and they ended up getting him.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And the whole thing was insane. But I didn't know that happened.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I was like, Whoa, so crazy. And then the other part that kind of shocked me. I had no idea. But he had a cleaning lady that was stealing from him. For years.
Rebecca Smith:Why are people so shitty,
Angeline Compau:I don't know. But like, you know, he would go to the bank or whatever. And like you would take out some money and you put it in an envelope and whatever drawer or something? I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And just like, wherever he kept some money, she would take, like 200 bucks. Every time she came.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, my gosh
Angeline Compau:just enough that like you wouldn't really notice. But I'm like,
Rebecca Smith:well I would notice it
Angeline Compau:I would
Rebecca Smith:but he wouldn't,
Angeline Compau:right. That's what he said. He goes not to sound like a like a jerk or anything he's like, but you know,
Rebecca Smith:yeah,
Angeline Compau:I was like, Damn, what the fuck. So he ended up catching, like, the reason he even noticed was because he said like, I'm missing money. But he was talking to Kate Beckinsale. And they had the same cleaning lady. And he was like, Hey, how you how do you like um whatever her name is? And she was like, I think she's stealing from me. He was like, what? Cuz I've noticed I have money missing and he couldn't figure it out until she said that he was like, so thank God for Kate Beckinsale saying, She's stealing
Rebecca Smith:that's crazy.
Angeline Compau:So they set up like a whole sting operation to catch them.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:like she had people that worked for her that would come in and out too. And he didn't think anything of it. So yeah, they set up the cops came in set up like a sting operation. To catch them. It was like a whole like,
Rebecca Smith:Oh my God,
Angeline Compau:it was weird. Like they the way they set them down and tried to get into it was I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Gotta listen to the book, guys. But that was such an interesting,
Rebecca Smith:so he never had like a career as a stand up before. Saturday Night Live?
Angeline Compau:he did like the improv thing. And like really small type stuff.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:I don't think it was anything huge.
Rebecca Smith:Hmm.
Angeline Compau:That made them like, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:yeah.
Angeline Compau:I think he got more bigger after. There was like he was doing stand up somewhere that I think Lorne must have seen him to ask him to come in for the audition. But I read it like weeks ago and I don't remember. Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:yeah.
Angeline Compau:You know how I be but I I hate that he called his book almost interesting, because I thought it was the most interesting.
Rebecca Smith:I love that like behind things that you love, like the behind the scenes stuff of it. I love it.
Angeline Compau:He told a really funny story. Crazy story about the episode of Saturday Night Live when sinead o'connor ripped up the picture of the Pope.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And he was like, I just kind of scooted out and like took a picture of it because he was like, you know, I feel like this is crazy. Like I just he so like, took like a corner. And you were not supposed to do that. Apparently so. But someone else from like a tabloid like Entertainment Tonight or whoever like, Okay, I don't know what one of the tabloids came up and they scooped up all the pictures and he saw it on TV, that they put the picture, like the pieces together to make the whole picture that was missing a corner. And he told somebody casually at work the next day, he was like, Yeah, I got a piece of it. And it was like, somebody was like, I can't remember who it was somebody that you worked with. That was like the boss. He was like, um, I'm gonna need you do come with me. And with the whole thing ended up being like, you know, not a big deal because they were like you weren't trying to like,
Rebecca Smith:right
Angeline Compau:but it seemed like what the people who came in to take the shit they weren't supposed to take that that was like their property.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:like they considered it like stealing almost, but they were like, we know you weren't trying to steal and but I was like, That was crazy. He was like that was crazy to be a part of like, nobody knew she was gonna do that. Nobody knew that was gonna happen. And
Rebecca Smith:yeah, there's been a lot of crazy shit that's happened on Saturday Night Live.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:That's weird.
Angeline Compau:Totally. That was like the best book ever.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I'll have to read it. Or listen to it. If you can send it to me.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I'll see if we can do that.
Rebecca Smith:Yes,
Angeline Compau:it was so good. So good
Rebecca Smith:I'm glad you liked it
Angeline Compau:me too
Rebecca Smith:That's awesome.
Angeline Compau:When I saw that even had a book. I was like, oh, done. That's it. That's it right there.
Rebecca Smith:That right there?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I'm excited. I think it's coming up pretty soon.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:So that should be fun. And I told Josh, I'm like, I bought these tickets if you want to go if not, I'll take Angeline or someone I'm sure would want to go.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:And he's like, No, go. I'm like, Okay, you say that. You don't like that kind of stuff, usually, but
Angeline Compau:oh, yeah, cuz, you know, nobody's funnier than he is
Rebecca Smith:because he's a curmudgeon.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, he's gonna be like, that's so stupid.
Rebecca Smith:Now, we went to see Dane Cook one time and he thought it was funny.
Angeline Compau:I like Dane Cook, too. That was yeah, that was a good read. However, good. Good. Listen,
Rebecca Smith:good one.
Angeline Compau:Good. Listen. Sweet.
Rebecca Smith:Alright, let's get well we might have to wait a while because Michigan State's playing so
Angeline Compau:what? I don't have time for that.
Rebecca Smith:we'll have a brownie.
Angeline Compau:Mom made brownies today, guys. I walked in the house. I could smell brownies in the oven.
Rebecca Smith:You know what they are? their one year anniversary brownies because this episode comes out for one year anniversary.
Angeline Compau:I didn't know that.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:no kidding. Oh, I'm so excited. Those brownies smells so good.
Rebecca Smith:They're good.
Angeline Compau:Oh, man.
Rebecca Smith:All right. Well, we'll be back.
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Josh Smith:Are you my friend Danny?
Rebecca Smith:Alright, dorks I made you something for our one year anniversary. Are you ready?
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I'm ready.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Josh Smith:If it's a dick pic, I'm out.
Rebecca Smith:It's not a dick pic.
Angeline Compau:Not yet.
Rebecca Smith:You wish it was a dick pic
Josh Smith:Angeline's delving into her library of dick pics right now?
Rebecca Smith:Hang on.
Josh Smith:Oh my god, look at this.
Rebecca Smith:Hang on.
Angeline Compau:Shut up. This is so cute.
Josh Smith:All I see is
Angeline Compau:wait don't say yet. Oh my God, I'm so excited.
Josh Smith:That's when Angeline says when she looks at the dick pics.
Angeline Compau:Why isn't it working?
Sound Clip:Hey, Josh. Hey, Angeline. Happy one year podcastaversary. Sorry we're not naked, but happy anniversary. Congratulations on your one year anniversary.
Josh Smith:Oh, Yeah
Rebecca Smith:It's Joe and Yuki
Sound Clip:you guys are doing awesome.
Josh Smith:Youki
Sound Clip:I enjoy it. From Joe and Yuki, congratulations
Angeline Compau:Hot cop Joe
Sound Clip:as usual as I walk the dog
Rebecca Smith:Joe Turnquist
Sound Clip:I listen to the Podcast, another great episode. Happy anniversary on one year. Keep up the good work, Josh. Curmudgeon corner, better by the week. Good addition may be a food addition, as far as your gluttony goes.
Josh Smith:Oh, yeah, I do like gluttony. Yeah,
Sound Clip:maybe I'll be on one day. Hey, you three.
Rebecca Smith:Joel, our first guest
Sound Clip:it dawned on me that it is the one year anniversary of the podcast. And I just want to wish Josh, Becky and Angeline the happiest, happiest anniversary of your hilarious podcast.
Josh Smith:Whoo.
Sound Clip:I had the honor of being the first guest. And it was a privilege and I don't take it lightly. Anyway, I just want to wish you a Happy anniversary. Keep doing what you're doing. It is super super fun.
Josh Smith:Oh my God. The Dune crew
Sound Clip:I could be your mother, remember us? It's us,
Angeline Compau:Oh my God the Dune fellas. We were on like episode eight. So we have a podcast that we haven't made an episode of since November. Rebecca messaged us at like 8am today and asked if we could do this and we forgot it's 2am. So she it was yesterday. But we're still Josh and Angeline, comming at ya. Hopefully you watched Dune
Josh Smith:so cool. I can't believe you went you went out and contacted all these people
Sound Clip:we didn't see an episode about it. So anyway, anyway,
Josh Smith:looks like they're chewing gum or something.
Sound Clip:Angelina, rebecca and Josh. It's Greg Louganis. I understand that you've made it a year for your podcast. I could be Your mother? Oh, what about? Hey, I could I could be your father. Actually, I could be your grandfather. Oh, well. We won't go there. So congratulations. On your podcast. And
Angeline Compau:Oh My God,
Sound Clip:that sounds like a lot of fun. Oh, and you have 40 listeners good for you. So hopefully, you'll grow your audience and
Josh Smith:I can't believe Greg Louganis is talking to me,
Angeline Compau:and I know and
Josh Smith:that's my picture in the background right there.
Sound Clip:Podcasts aren't easy. People don't realize how difficult Podcasts can be
Josh Smith:good point, Greg.
Sound Clip:I'm working on my own.
Josh Smith:Greg we'll be listeners.
Angeline Compau:Oh my God.
Josh Smith:Oh my god. best anniversary present ever.
Angeline Compau:Amazing.
Josh Smith:Okay Angeline, I put together a presentation. Where's yours? That was awesome.
Rebecca Smith:Are you surprised?
Angeline Compau:I am surprised
Josh Smith:Will we get to show this on our, are you gonna put this up?
Rebecca Smith:I'm allowed to show all of it except for Rob and April.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god. That's funny.
Rebecca Smith:So I'll cut Rob and April out, but I'll put up everything else for our listeners.
Josh Smith:Nice. Very good job.
Angeline Compau:Yes. Thanks for everyone who did that?
Rebecca Smith:I did ask Brian. And Brian said Angeline, he'll send you a dick pic later.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Oh good, good
Angeline Compau:That's the first time I ever saw what Joe turnquist look like.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I didn't know. That was amazing.
Rebecca Smith:Yay.
Angeline Compau:Oh My God. Greg Louganis was talking to us.
Josh Smith:I know. I know. He was talking to me. All right,
Angeline Compau:he knows me
Josh Smith:I love you all. I'll be back in 10 minutes.
Rebecca Smith:Okay. All right. We're back.
Josh Smith:All right, we're back.
Rebecca Smith:Sorry. Michigan State.
Josh Smith:Good fight Michigan State. Good to go down. Good game made it made it fun to watch. So Topic number 1
Rebecca Smith:k.
Angeline Compau:Ready
Josh Smith:word on the street is Angeline has been receiving a lot of dick pics. So first question. You don't say names obviously. But who is sending you dick pics? Because
Angeline Compau:this dude that I I've never like met him. I guess I talked to him online.
Rebecca Smith:On dating apps.
Josh Smith:Okay, so dating app,
Angeline Compau:which I'm doing that I'm only doing so that I can do research
Josh Smith:no, no it's okay. Don't be afraid to show your desperation. It's
Angeline Compau:Yes, yes.
Rebecca Smith:stop it
Josh Smith:so talk to me about the desperate move. How did he did you solicit a dick pick?
Angeline Compau:Fuck No.
Josh Smith:So what was the conversation?
Angeline Compau:He just sent it
Josh Smith:Hey, my name is Derrick. Oh, FYI. Picture of my dick.
Angeline Compau:Yes. Like that's gonna be like, hey, you know what? Hello, how are you? Let me just slide this in.
Josh Smith:Now was it was there was there a day of conversation or literally, first thing he said is Hi, dick pic.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, basically, like that's, that's what I now I'm like, also upset because it's like you does that the only thing you have going for you because you don't even have that. So you should take that off the table.
Josh Smith:So are you still talking with him?
Angeline Compau:No. He tries to message me every day
Josh Smith:was it
Rebecca Smith:I think that's because we we were doing some research the other night and we engaged him a little bit.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:so okay.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:now what happens
Angeline Compau:Oh my god,
Josh Smith:tell the real story Angeline
Rebecca Smith:Then he started sending video to her.
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh.
Josh Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:filthy.
Josh Smith:Was it Dick video?
Rebecca Smith:Dick videos of him fucking other girls.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. And I
Rebecca Smith:without their knowledge, most likely.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Who sends that to a girl
Josh Smith:and this via a dating website?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yeah.
Josh Smith:Is it really Angeline?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:I saw it.
Josh Smith:So now you're watching her dick pics
Rebecca Smith:I was watching because I Yeah.
Josh Smith:For the podcast. This is all research. Is that the only dick pic you've received?
Angeline Compau:No, no, no, only one recently. Yeah,
Josh Smith:so who else is sending your dick pics?
Angeline Compau:I've gotten some
Rebecca Smith:Josh, I don't think you understand. That's just what guys do now. Like it's like a thing.
Josh Smith:When I finish this. I can go take a dick pic and send it to my fantasy guy buddies and say what's up? Hey, here's a dick pic.
Rebecca Smith:No, like if you're if you're on a dating site or whatever. That's what guys do especially dating site like a Tinder or something like that.
Josh Smith:What dating site are you on Angeline?
Angeline Compau:why do we have to talk about it?
Josh Smith:Well, we're talking about dick pics. But are you on Tinder?
Rebecca Smith:But it's not just Tinder. Guys, for some reason think that you're if you're on a dating site, you really want to see their genitalia.
Josh Smith:So
Angeline Compau:when in reality that is like the last
Rebecca Smith:the last thing you want to see.
Angeline Compau:And the last thing that any girl is gonna like what if you're trying to hook up like don't send that
Josh Smith:okay, so are there work dick pics coming at you too
Angeline Compau:No.
Josh Smith:So just dating site dick pics?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yeah,
Josh Smith:no casual bar dick pics?
Angeline Compau:No.
Josh Smith:No, like, having a drink with you at the bar. Give me a number. I go into the bathroom. I take a leak. Then I give you a dick pic when I come back.
Angeline Compau:I have not gotten that
Rebecca Smith:this is a guy that's on a dating site that throws up a dick pic hoping some dress desperate woman is gonna be like, All right.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, right.
Rebecca Smith:Cuz I can tell you it was not that spectacular.
Josh Smith:basiclly he sensed desperation in you?
Angeline Compau:no
Rebecca Smith:what's horrible is what I found the most defensive was the videos of him with other women.
Angeline Compau:Yes. Which I did. I did.
Josh Smith:I did watch all of them several times.
Rebecca Smith:And then I wrote back I'm like, that's not even you. I was antagonizing. he's like, Yes, it is. Yes it is. I'm like, I don't think it is, I'm not impressed
Angeline Compau:then we told him we didn't even think the girls and the video were girls we thought they were men
Rebecca Smith:that he sent a picture of a dick with a fake pussy.
Angeline Compau:Yes. Yeah. So when he doesn't have real females he fucks a fake person.
Rebecca Smith:It's ridiculous.
Josh Smith:A Battery operated vagina.
Rebecca Smith:No, like, foam. Rubber vagina.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Excellent. Hey, where can I get one of those? So, so you're not just getting dick pics off websites, which was really when I was curious.
Angeline Compau:Oh, no, no, I don't want your dick pics. Hey,
Josh Smith:what about Jasper's dick pic?
Angeline Compau:No thanks.
Josh Smith:There's no balls, but
Angeline Compau:no, I don't want dick pics. Dude's keep them to yourself.
Rebecca Smith:It's one thing if you asked for it, but just like a shocking picture out of nowhere.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Which I also he asked me casually, like, randomly messaged me. What's your favorite position? Because he saw
Josh Smith:what's your posish? It's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you
Angeline Compau:He was like, is it the ones that I sent you the videos of? Because I saw you saved them. And I was like, yeah, totally. I was like, cuz I love watching you fuck other girls. It's a real turn on. And he was like, okay,
Rebecca Smith:so dumb.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, right.
Josh Smith:So,
Angeline Compau:and then his other favorite line to just randomly message me is send me a pic. And I said, I will not be sending you shit.
Josh Smith:Alright, so are you meeting any high caliber or medium caliber men on these tenders that you're on?
Angeline Compau:Um, yeah. A couple that are nice
Josh Smith:is it similar to the guy that threw up after dinner is that high quality. We need to switch sites if that's the quality.
Rebecca Smith:Pet your dog please. so he shuts up.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, no,
Josh Smith:no, it's her code word for pet Angeline's hair so she'll calm down.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:So that is the dating website working?
Angeline Compau:Like, yeah, but you have to know like, how to filter out the bullshit. Yeah.
Josh Smith:Is it free?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:So it's free.
Angeline Compau:It's free.
Josh Smith:Okay. Is this the one where you swipe right, swipe left.
Angeline Compau:You kind of do that on all of them now?
Josh Smith:What's good swiping right.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:swipe right means you like to guys swiping left is turd.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, turd turd left.
Josh Smith:What's the ratio of rights to lefts 10. To one one to 10 What are we talking? I'm pretty picky. So
Rebecca Smith:I will say she definitely does have a type like all the boys. look alike.
Angeline Compau:Yep, I do.
Josh Smith:Really Polish curly white hair.
Rebecca Smith:Looks like Santa
Angeline Compau:looks like Santa.
Josh Smith:Pasty
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:little out of shape.
Rebecca Smith:Dad bod
Angeline Compau:Dad bods are cool.
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:six packs. Also welcome.
Josh Smith:Okay.
Rebecca Smith:she's an Equal Opportunist.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:So basically, her type is alive.
Rebecca Smith:No, you have to be a little more than alive. I think.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:She does like facial hair.
Angeline Compau:I do.
Josh Smith:Oh Jasper, Look at my snout
Angeline Compau:I do like beards.
Josh Smith:My entire snout is covered with hair. That's what Jasper is telling you right now.
Rebecca Smith:All right, is that you only topic?
Josh Smith:Oh, no, no,
Angeline Compau:no, no, no.
Josh Smith:All right. So for the sports fans, I know that we have 1000 downloads. First things first
Rebecca Smith:3000 downloads
Angeline Compau:3000
Josh Smith:I'm really upset with the NCAA tournament. I've been upset about this for years. And I wish I could get some intelligent commentary on it
Angeline Compau:not gonna find that here
Rebecca Smith:are you saying we're not intelligent?
Josh Smith:No, no, no,
Angeline Compau:no, I'm gonna tell you right now you're not gonna get it here.
Josh Smith:68 teams I do not like the play in games for the tournament. Hear me out. There are 32 bids that are secured by a conference championship
Rebecca Smith:that didn't always used to be though either right?
Josh Smith:used to just be didn't have 64 used to be the only way to get into the tournament was to win your conference championship that's when it was 32 teams. so that means there's 32 other teams that get an at large bid. So how how the fuck is it fair to say oh, you're not you're in but you're not and now you have to play it in. Imagine that you win your conference title and your you know your shithole league number two Ivy League you're in. You shouldn't have to play again. You're in period. This, this extra four games is horseshit. No when they might leave a good team out well, they should have fucking won the conference. There are 32 at large bids now they made 36 Just it's bullshit. It's not fair to the team's win the conference and like it it's all about the money keep the tourney pure Can I get an amen?
Angeline Compau:I just fell asleep
Josh Smith:I'm waiting for that waiting for the birds
Angeline Compau:just just not even here.
Josh Smith:I don't know if you're aware of this. Angelina. I'm sure you're not
Angeline Compau:Nope.
Josh Smith:As of now that designated hitter is in
Angeline Compau:WHAT?
Josh Smith:DO YOU FUCKING believe this shit.
Rebecca Smith:No I cannot
Josh Smith:there is a designated hitter in the National League
Rebecca Smith:Is that for sure?
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:What? What's this?
Josh Smith:Like, It's like getting dick pics of baseball.
Angeline Compau:Oh, this is baseball. There's a designated hitter? is that like the pitcher and the catcher for you. Are you the pitcher?
Rebecca Smith:Okay, explain designated. Let me let me guess designated hitter is basically so your pitcher doesn't have to hit
Josh Smith:correct
Rebecca Smith:okay
Josh Smith:he or she if it was a woman wouldn't have to play the field
Rebecca Smith:right
Josh Smith:unlike Angeline that person won't play the field
Angeline Compau:why can the pitcher not hit?
Josh Smith:You know I don't understand why they don't focus on it they focus on it on on only pitching but you know they're athletes they've been playing baseball forever they should have to hit at least in the National League.
Angeline Compau:I would think so.
Josh Smith:Yeah. Just
Angeline Compau:Their good enough to get paid like a billion dollars per season.
Rebecca Smith:They should have to play the whole game
Angeline Compau:fucking play.
Josh Smith:Yeah, not happy about that. That was topic two.
Angeline Compau:sports ball.
Josh Smith:So Oh, also want to say?
Rebecca Smith:Shut up you cold weather slut
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:That was awesome.
Angeline Compau:That is funny. That's true. As I am
Josh Smith:Angeline, don't call yourself a slut. Let other people do that for you.
Angeline Compau:First of all, it's only funny because I know I'm 100% not a slut. So yeah,
Rebecca Smith:It's funny cuz it's ironic.
Angeline Compau:Yes, exactly.
Rebecca Smith:What's your other topic?
Josh Smith:bad bosses, I just have a message to you bad bosses. Were leaving, I look at the world out there and you read the paper, read the Wall Street Journal, read investor Business Daily, read time reading. Everybody is quitting in droves. And I just think there was this article out the other day that said, you know, you signed up to do a service to give value for the money to work somewhere between X and Y, usually 40 to 50 hours. You didn't sign up to give every waking moment to your bosses. I hope people start to wake up and realize, if they're making millions and you're not, then you need to tone your hours down to something less than 55 hours a week. Unless you're paid hourly and getting overtime, then I get it right you're getting something. But this this thing where they just abuse salary workers. It's got it's got to stop and I hope more and more people start to move to those companies
Rebecca Smith:or compensate them fairly.
Josh Smith:Yeah, but get a life. Not just work.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I say that for me too.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:yeah.
Josh Smith:So
Angeline Compau:you too.
Josh Smith:I got home two days this week before, say like nine which is really early. And it was awesome. It's like having a half day vacation.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I'm super super excited about oh, and Beck found this thing. I think I'm gonna try it when I get more time. The voice thing?
Rebecca Smith:Oh, yeah. The voiceover stuff. I told him.
Josh Smith:So I apparently
Rebecca Smith:I tend I sent him a job thing about people that look for voiceover actors.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah.
Josh Smith:Yeah, I don't have any really good skills. I'm not very attractive guy. But apparently my radio voice is pretty good.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:so I feel like you know, for you 1000 listeners of ours.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:And Greg, Greg, if you've got any contacts you know, I could do a little bit of a side hustle for my silky smooth voice
Angeline Compau:you should the only thing you are good at is something you don't have to try
Josh Smith:the rain in Spain is a pain when Angeline gets dick pics. Listen to the enunciation
Angeline Compau:didn't even make sense
Rebecca Smith:it does not
Angeline Compau:however sounded good saying it
Josh Smith:I did, I'm like the all state hand guy except I use my voice silky smooth somebody is gonna throat punch me soon. Oh also did want to say I know Beck you're putting out the the videos.
Angeline Compau:Oh man. That was cool
Josh Smith:for one year anniversary.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I'll post I have to take Rob and April out because I promised April I wouldn't put her on the internet.
Josh Smith:Okay, so
Angeline Compau:best anniversary present ever
Josh Smith:So if you don't see the videos. It was Rob and April which will be taken out.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Josh Smith:It was the infamous Joe turnquest or sometimes
Rebecca Smith:first it was show Ashley and Yuki
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I was gonna get to Yuki as my finale.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, sorry.
Angeline Compau:and Joel our first guest.
Josh Smith:It was Yeah. And Yuki got really close face up there.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:And then, well, Joel then the Dune boys, which was really cool. They said something about their podcast. We'll have to go check out
Rebecca Smith:they stopped recording in November. But they haven't recorded an episode since November because the movie came out.
Angeline Compau:Right.
Rebecca Smith:And so they said something about did We did they didn't see anything that we've commented about the movie. So well. Maybe for your movie month. We can do dune and we can have them back on?
Josh Smith:Yeah, we should. We should.
Angeline Compau:That'd be cool.
Josh Smith:Yeah, we definitely have to do and, you know, just here's the thing, guys keep your podcast going because there's going to be another dune. I mean,
Rebecca Smith:I'm sure they'll bring it back
Josh Smith:there has to be two
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:that was only half of the book dune. Very important. understand Angeline, there was only a hey, did you finish the book yet? Angeline,
Angeline Compau:no, no. I'm thinking this upcoming June can be dune month again. We'll try again
Josh Smith:and to top all of our visitors off.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Josh Smith:Other than I was gonna follow with with, you know, with Joe and Dukey it is it was Greg Louganis.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, the man the legend himself.
Josh Smith:Yeah. He came on to say happy anniversary to me.
Rebecca Smith:I was I wanted to just give you guys like his cameo. We got him on cameo. And then I thought, Well, no, cuz I kind of want to throw them off a little because Angeline might be expecting it because I did mention it to her that he's on cameo.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:And I thought oh, maybe I'll get everybody else and then I can do like a montage that leads into the ultimate
Josh Smith:it was well done.
Angeline Compau:That was well done, cuz I was thrown off
Josh Smith:I think you should have been a producer.
Angeline Compau:That was really cool
Rebecca Smith:me? no
Josh Smith:Yeah, that should have been your career producer
Rebecca Smith:no.
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:no, that was the very little half ass montage i just did on
Angeline Compau:it was so good.
Josh Smith:Much better than Angeline could have ever done.
Angeline Compau:He's not wrong. I can't even argue that.
Josh Smith:She doesn't
Angeline Compau:can't even
Rebecca Smith:Well I wanted to say thany you guys for doing this with me. Because I know that I kind of roped you both into it. So
Josh Smith:you got roped Angeline?
Angeline Compau:I didn't get roped. Really, I said yes
Rebecca Smith:might have I mentioned it to you and you're like, do that. And then I don't know, if like, either. Have you ever thought I would actually come through with it? Or no. But I appreciate it. You guys spend time
Angeline Compau:I like doing it.
Josh Smith:I have fun. And I know that we're gonna monetize this soon.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:yes.
Josh Smith:I said that for you Scott Claxton
Angeline Compau:more coffees.
Josh Smith:Oh no, we have one coffee.
Rebecca Smith:we have like five
Josh Smith:we have five.
Rebecca Smith:What was Christian bought us like three.
Josh Smith:So what do we do with these coffees? How does it turn into actual
Angeline Compau:probably got our cameo with that
Rebecca Smith:it's 25 bucks total that we received
Josh Smith:How do you cash it out?
Rebecca Smith:It's like a PayPal thing they send it to you.
Josh Smith:Is Angeline cashing this shit out
Angeline Compau:I don't have access
Josh Smith:paying for her dating websites
Angeline Compau:my dick pics, that's how I'm getting them, I'm paying for them.
Josh Smith:now let me ask you this if one of our 1000s because it's getting up there listeners wanted to look you up does he look up your regular name? Are you in there under code like Firefox seven? From Ortonville?
Angeline Compau:No,
Rebecca Smith:no, she's in there under angel wiener?
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Like what? Like on my instragram?
Josh Smith:Is that? A real name? She's an angel. Winner.
Angeline Compau:No. My name. My birth name is on there.
Josh Smith:What's your birth name?
Angeline Compau:Angeline
Josh Smith:Okay.
Rebecca Smith:What did you think it was?
Josh Smith:It's like my sister Ginny. That's just Tracy, Virginia. But nobody knows her real name.
Angeline Compau:I didn't know that.
Josh Smith:Now. You do.
Angeline Compau:I know.
Josh Smith:You can stalk my sister.
Angeline Compau:I will.
Josh Smith:That's right. All right. So that's all I got. That was a short episode for me.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I really felt like we get more other dick pics because I didn't know you were getting dick pics. And then when I heard about
Angeline Compau:It's really just from this one guy and he doesn't quit,
Rebecca Smith:so you would never send anybody a dick picture.
Angeline Compau:Oh, I'll tell you this too. Today. I got a picture from him. Fully, like, Dong in sweatpants. I'm like, why?
Josh Smith:Dong and sweatpants like he showed you like his.
Angeline Compau:His print man.
Josh Smith:His what?
Angeline Compau:His dick print in like the sweatpats
Josh Smith:oh,
Rebecca Smith:like a silhouette?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I'm like
Rebecca Smith:he's getting artsy with it.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, like no. No,
Josh Smith:you notice when you get a boner and sweatpants it's it's a problem because there's no hiding that.
Angeline Compau:i It's not even like
Josh Smith:you gotta strap it down with the with the drawstring. That's the only hope you have.
Angeline Compau:It's not like I'm like, ooh, that's awesome. Send me more I don't even respond. There's no reason for him to keep doing it. Keep trying.
Josh Smith:That's why they don't let teenage boys wear sweatpants to high school because it's a problem
Angeline Compau:they do it now. That's all they wear.
Josh Smith:not a smart move if you're a teenage boy,
Angeline Compau:teenagers hate jeans
Josh Smith:strap that thing down with a holster. You can't just walk around loosey goosey in sweatpants.
Angeline Compau:They just tuck it in the waistband
Rebecca Smith:Nice. So what do you know about David Spade? Josh? That was Angeline's topic today. David Spade.
Josh Smith:I thought we were going to see him. Now. Are you sure that's not I believe it's at Firekeepers
Rebecca Smith:what is Firekeepers I don't even know what that is.
Josh Smith:How does Angeline know where it is.
Angeline Compau:I can look real quick. Hold on. Let me pull it up.
Rebecca Smith:What is Firekeepers if not a real place? Did you just make that up?
Angeline Compau:No it's a casino. It's not even like
Josh Smith:It's outside ann arbor.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. it's not even like a good one?
Josh Smith:I don't remember I just pass it all the time.
Angeline Compau:Royal Oak music theatre may 22 tickets.
Josh Smith:Look to see
Rebecca Smith:May 22nd, I thought it was in April
Angeline Compau:May 22.
Rebecca Smith:Boom.
Angeline Compau:I love him. He's so funny. His book was hilarious.
Josh Smith:You can't go though.
Angeline Compau:I'll just show up and sit right yeah, I'll sit in between you guys too suck it are we going to dinner beforehand you paying?
Josh Smith:No.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:What's in Royal Oak? Hey that place where we got the turducken sandwich a long time ago. little diner. That was cool.
Rebecca Smith:Hey, sure. It's May 22. Because I don't think I'm in town. May 22.
Angeline Compau:That's our recital.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, then I am in town.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, no, the 22nd Sunday.
Rebecca Smith:That's right. That's right.
Josh Smith:Yeah, you're gonna be tired.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Am I on duty for that.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, you're on food duty.
Josh Smith:I can't wait to take a shit in that little toilet
Rebecca Smith:Vampire Josh. Again.
Angeline Compau:Yes. On the baby toilet,
Josh Smith:on the baby toilet.
Angeline Compau:That was awesome.
Josh Smith:She's like six inches off the ground. I felt like I was in Japan.
Rebecca Smith:I saw that picture the other day that that Nos Feratu the picture that I did of you that Josh at the window with the pizza.
Angeline Compau:You can actually probably come in this year and just monitor the pizza from the inside.
Josh Smith:Oh, no, no, no. I'm in and out. In and out.
Angeline Compau:No.
Josh Smith:In and out.
Rebecca Smith:Mm hmm. 30 seconds. That's usually all it is
Angeline Compau:Aren't you at least going to watch on of our performances.
Josh Smith:No.
Angeline Compau:Are we doing the same thing as last year?
Rebecca Smith:Three different shows this year. Instead of 5
Josh Smith:I've been good over the years. I've watched a lot of performances. I've helped taking down sets. I've done some things
Rebecca Smith:no, I don't make him go. But yeah, I will make him help. Come take stuff down.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, you're tall. You can take stuff down.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Tall. useful.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Not very handy, though.
Rebecca Smith:strong like bull.
Angeline Compau:Yes,
Josh Smith:I did jasper and I got it done today. We got a full hour and a half workout followed by a straight up mud hike.
Angeline Compau:I helped my mom do yard work today. I even thought about you
Josh Smith:what were you doing yard work? sticks.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, picking up sticks and burning them and I put some leaves in there. And then I made a huge smoke cloud, which my mom was like, Don't do that. And I was like, okay,and then
Josh Smith:what's so bad about about a smoke cloud?
Angeline Compau:She was like It's a little windy and she was like just don't do that right now. We're not going to burn leaves we're only burning sticks today, I said okay, fine. And then I I did the rake in some dirt. Because we had all the land around our deck and everything that had got torn up. I was raking it and trying to make it pretty
Josh Smith:a bit early for that.
Angeline Compau:It was soft.
Rebecca Smith:Wow.
Josh Smith:All right.
Angeline Compau:You would have been proud you said I never helped my mom.
Josh Smith:That's a good point. Good point. Good job. Good job. Hopefully somebody snaps off a good dick pic for that one.
Angeline Compau:No, don't send me any dick pics. Guys. I don't want them
Josh Smith:cannot, listen.
Rebecca Smith:Hey, you said that. You're gonna send our listeners dick pics.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:we're not really gonna send, I'm gonna send you somebody else's take pics.
Rebecca Smith:Jasper's.
Angeline Compau:That's disgusting.
Rebecca Smith:and say it's yours.
Angeline Compau:Ewww.
Josh Smith:Alright? let's go watch basketball.
Angeline Compau:I'm going home
Rebecca Smith:happy anniversary guys
Angeline Compau:happy annivesary, not to you though you suck
Rebecca Smith:Oh, yeah Josh.
Angeline Compau:Bye, Greg Louganis. I love you
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