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This week, Rebecca schools Angeline on all things televangelism and Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker. The rise and fall and how Tammy Faye survived and became a sort of icon. Then Josh comes in for curmudgeon corner! We discuss how we were bamboozled by Joe, all of Josh's unnecessary noises, and hocking your child's fundraiser goods at work.
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Rebecca Smith:
He's so loud. Did you not just hear that TV go off?
Angeline Compau:
I did. I did. Such a bitch.
Rebecca Smith:
He's a dickbag
Angeline Compau:
Hello Mother lovers. So we're gonna call our audience now.
Rebecca Smith:
Just
Angeline Compau:
Mother lovers
Rebecca Smith:
fair warning. I've been day drinking.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, this is fantastic.
Rebecca Smith:
I have nothing written down. So I'm flying by the seat of my pants right now with my topic
Angeline Compau:
flying like Angeline today.
Rebecca Smith:
I did do research. I did research on mine and yours.
Angeline Compau:
Thank God because I need help.
Rebecca Smith:
I wouldn't say research on yours. I watched a couple episodes of something.
Angeline Compau:
I I saw some clips online, which I was like this is great.
Rebecca Smith:
Yes.
Angeline Compau:
Great TV.
Rebecca Smith:
Yes.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
yes. So what's up? How are you?
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god. I look.
Rebecca Smith:
Speak into the microphone.
Angeline Compau:
I know. Okay, so listen. Do I need to be turned up? I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, probably
Angeline Compau:
because I'm on Josh's thing.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, sorry.
Angeline Compau:
No, you're good. Okay. There you go. Hey.
Rebecca Smith:
Hey, welcome to the program
Angeline Compau:
I'm here. I watched every episode of Murderville today on Netflix.
Rebecca Smith:
What is that? I've never even heard of it.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my gosh.
Rebecca Smith:
Was it good?
Angeline Compau:
Oh my God, so fucking funny.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay,
Angeline Compau:
watch it. It's Will Arnett is like,
Rebecca Smith:
Okay,
Angeline Compau:
I love him. I want to
Rebecca Smith:
do you listen to theat podcast?
Angeline Compau:
I just want to sit out his face. I love him. I love him and then his deep voice and vibrations. Just go nuts on my bits.
Rebecca Smith:
Do you listen to that podcast? Smartless?
Angeline Compau:
Yes,
Rebecca Smith:
so good.
Angeline Compau:
I didn't Michelle,
Rebecca Smith:
I love Jason Bateman.
Angeline Compau:
Michelle got me into it. Thanks, Michelle.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, did she?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, she was like you gotta listen.
Rebecca Smith:
It's so good.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I love, love that podcast.
Rebecca Smith:
I'm behind. But yeah, I like it
Angeline Compau:
so good. You'll like Murderville. He is a detective. And then he has guest stars of celebrities and they are themselves.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Angeline Compau:
Everybody on the show has the script and they know what's going on the celebrity doesn't and they have to go in and try and solve the murder and they have to like actually kind of figure it out. And then at the end you see if they're right or wrong. They can figure out the murder.
Rebecca Smith:
Funny, okay,
Angeline Compau:
so funny and will our net tries to mess him up the whole time.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my god.
Angeline Compau:
So good.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay, I'll have to put that on my list.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I watched every episode today. They're a half hour episodes they're short,
Rebecca Smith:
quick.
Angeline Compau:
Funny.
Rebecca Smith:
Cool.
Angeline Compau:
So good.
Rebecca Smith:
No, I had brunch with the ladies today.
Angeline Compau:
So you are saucy.
Rebecca Smith:
We went to Blake's orchard.
Angeline Compau:
I love that place
Rebecca Smith:
tasting room. I've never been there.
Angeline Compau:
Not even to like pick pumpkins or
Rebecca Smith:
no. Never in my life have
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
I been to Blake's orchard.
Angeline Compau:
It's a fun time. They like really expanded.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, yeah. They had the whole brunch like at the tasting room. Which where they have like the bar and stuff. So they had the tables and then they had a brunch buffet set up. And they had bottomless what they called
Angeline Compau:
How was the food?
Rebecca Smith:
Cidermosa.
Angeline Compau:
That sounds delicious.
Rebecca Smith:
I'm going to make you one. Well, you can taste it. You don't have to drink the whole thing, but
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Cuz I don't. I was I think I'd like a Cidermosa. I don't think I'd like anything with beer in it.
Rebecca Smith:
No, it's cider. It's a hard cider.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
With orange juice.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
delicious
Angeline Compau:
How was the brunch? You know I'm about food.
Rebecca Smith:
It was good. It was good.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I love food.
Rebecca Smith:
But their doughnuts are amazing.
Angeline Compau:
I know
Rebecca Smith:
Of course they had doughnuts
Angeline Compau:
I know.
Rebecca Smith:
So the second drink we had besides the cidermosa was they have cinnamon donut stout?
Angeline Compau:
That's the beer. I was thinking of
Rebecca Smith:
dirty. I just posted that on my Instagram. On my story, they garnish it with a fuckin whole cinnamon donut.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god, it looks so good.
Rebecca Smith:
So it's you. You kind of like you can take a bite of a donut and then drink the beer. It's so good. I just made Josh eat one.
Angeline Compau:
I love your new profile picture.
Rebecca Smith:
My neon
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, I love it. It's so good.
Rebecca Smith:
So I look like I'm a part of the Blue Man Group.
Angeline Compau:
You do? I love it.
Rebecca Smith:
So yeah, anyway, so good. Cinnamon donut stout at Blakes orchard is fantastic.
Angeline Compau:
I just want the donut.
Rebecca Smith:
Well I have donuts.
Angeline Compau:
No Don't give me a donut.
Rebecca Smith:
I'm just saying.
Angeline Compau:
I'm going to Florida.
Rebecca Smith:
got to get your Florida body.
Angeline Compau:
Yes. Blah my body. Yes, I'm I have to stop eating now. For the week
Rebecca Smith:
forever
Angeline Compau:
for the week. Then I can eat
Rebecca Smith:
Josh just made nachos with Romano cheese and they smell like feet. I'm like, why does it smell like feet? He goes, I just used Ramano cheese to make my nacho. I'm like. Okay, I'm like, Well, does it taste good? He's like, Yeah, cuz he put some of that Mexicali dip on top of it. Was delicious
Angeline Compau:
Mexicali dip on anything.
Rebecca Smith:
I know, but the one that I bought for the party wasn't that it's not like the regular like we usually get, but
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
It was all right.
Angeline Compau:
Still good.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. So it's my week this week. What we're doing two tonight because you're going to be gone and then I'm going to be gone
Angeline Compau:
we're all just going to Florida.
Rebecca Smith:
I know. We are.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
And I'm going to tell you when Josh comes on how we were bamboozled.
Angeline Compau:
Ah, yeah, I'd which I don't even know.
Rebecca Smith:
Get you're gonna Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
yeah, don't tell me. Yeah, don't tell me until Josh gets here.
Rebecca Smith:
No because Josh was bamboozled too
Angeline Compau:
oh, he Oh, all of us?
Rebecca Smith:
Kind of, yeah.
Angeline Compau:
How what?
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. We were all bamboozled by somebody, and it was brought up at our ladies brunch today, so I had to vindicate Juliette for a certain thing that we discussed last week. We'll talk about it.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
Don't you worry.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
but so my topic this week for our love. exciting and new. Did you ever watch that show when you were a little bit Love Boat?
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I watch it now. It's, it's on me TV. Every night at like seven The Love Boat comes on. So we usually
Rebecca Smith:
It used to be on and then fantasy island would watch it come on after it and fantasy island would give me nightmares.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, I can see that. I can see that. I like The Love Boat. There's always something going on.
Rebecca Smith:
Charro's always on there doing something.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So anyway, so my topic this week is going to be Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker.
Angeline Compau:
I've been so excited. Because you told me this.
Rebecca Smith:
Do you know anything about Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker?
Angeline Compau:
I know I do. But I can't figure out like why I'm like I don't I know the names. So I've been waiting for you to like, fill me in.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay. So back in the early 80s. Late 70s. televangelists were a big deal.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
because you had Jim and Tammy Faye, you had Jerry Falwell. You had pat robertson you had the other one? I can't think of it. Dang it. I can't think of his name. But there were like a ton. So you had all of these like, they have these shows. They have their own networks, the Christian Broadcasting Network. So Jim and Tammy Faye in the late 70s Did a children's show on the Christian broadcasting network CBN and it was like a children's like puppet show. So they did that for years and years and years. And then Jim went to Pat Robertson and said hey, listen, I have an idea for the show. By the way, this is all coming off of HBO has a new movie out called the eyes of Tammy Faye, which originally was a documentary and then they made into like a movie with Jessica Chastain and Andrew Garfield. Garfield plays Jim Bakker, Jessica Chasteen plays Tammy Faye. So it's really good. I watched it last night. If you're a child of the 80s you probably would understand it all and get all the references and stuff like that. But yeah, so they started off. He said that said the 700 Club was his idea. And that's what they portray in the thing. So the 700 club. He went to pat robertson in the movie he went to pat robertson with this idea of doing kind of like a Tonight Show Johnny Carson type thing, but with for Christians, so it would be like wholesome Tonight Show programming for Christian people that you know, he would do. So he started the 700 club. They ended up leaving CBN and they'd he said in the in the movie they portrayed it as being kind of like a falling out that they had with Jerry Falwell. So Tammy Faye was a big part of her and Jim's like ministry. But back in the day it was well men are ministers and women are pastors wives, they're not involved in ministry, they don't have any type of they don't preach or do anything. They're just like, supporting the the men type of deal. And that's how they portrayed Jerry Falwell.
Angeline Compau:
Okay
Rebecca Smith:
as being and so when Tammy tried to voice like over we're really looking forward to doing this and this and this. And then he was just like, you know, we can't have her at the table. Right? You know, you know, you know, she can't be here kind of thing. So they ended up leaving CBN and starting their own network which was PTL for praise the Lord. Praise the Lord network.
Angeline Compau:
That's awesome.
Rebecca Smith:
Right.
Angeline Compau:
Praise the Lord.
Rebecca Smith:
Praise the Lord. They took they didn't take the 700 club because CBN still had that but they started a different one, the PTL show or whatever. Praise the Lord show. And so it was this it was the same concept. So Jim Bakker and Tammy Faye, Tammy Faye would do mostly like singing and stuff like that. And then Jim Baker would they would do like interviews and all of that stuff. So then that got huge, like, huge, huge, huge, huge. They would go on and they would ask sponsors to donate. It was kind of like a constant telethon, like they were are always asking for donations and this and that. And they kind of built up their ministry, I say in air quotes through this programming that they had on PTL so much so, that they built. Now let me just go back and say they they not only did like they they took money for themselves to pay themselves. Of course, they also did do ministry type things. They build homes for people. They made donations, they did all of this other stuff as well. They also ended up building a theme park called heritage USA.
Angeline Compau:
Sounds like a place I want to go.
Rebecca Smith:
It was a Christian theme park for Christian families to go I think it was like in Virginia or West Virginia. I don't know somewhere around there. Virginia, Carolinas, that area. It's now defunct, but
Angeline Compau:
they should have called it something different.
Rebecca Smith:
It was called Heritage USA. So it was like a Christian theme park for them. And so yeah, they're at like the height of their thing. Like the thing was like with Tammy Faye Tammy Faye was a very like, she had a really high pitched voice and she was just always so happy. And she wore makeup like
Angeline Compau:
no, she didn't, no she didn't
Rebecca Smith:
have you never seen her?
Angeline Compau:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Angeline Compau:
no, but I keep thinking in my head. Is this like what the righteous gemstones? Did they,
Rebecca Smith:
kind of
Angeline Compau:
okay,
Rebecca Smith:
yeah. Kind of based on that.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, just like loosly based.
Rebecca Smith:
Righteous Gemstones are now more so making fun of like the modern day like, oh, cool churches. Yes. Yes.
Angeline Compau:
right Seeing that. They'll convert like rock songs into worship songs and stuff like that. That's more of like, what the righteous gemstones are. But all of that comes from the foundation,
Rebecca Smith:
of all of these shows that used to do this
Angeline Compau:
because I love the righteous gemstones.
Rebecca Smith:
It's so funny. It's so funny.
Angeline Compau:
It's the best show ever.
Rebecca Smith:
It's really good.
Angeline Compau:
I was actually just telling Rob yesterday, I was like I need to get on Rebecca's HBO.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
so I could watch season two.
Rebecca Smith:
It's good.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, it's a funny show. So yeah, so so she's she's known for like, I think her mascara was
Angeline Compau:
I'm gonna Google it
Rebecca Smith:
Google her. Her trademark was really thick, heavy cakey mascara. And make up,
Angeline Compau:
Oh my gosh, she looks like Dolly Parton.
Rebecca Smith:
Um,
Angeline Compau:
Like just how much makeup she's wearing the blonde big hair. Like she
Rebecca Smith:
she went through different hairstyles. Yes. But yeah, she she her eyelashes and stuff like that were known so much so that Saturday Night Live would parody her. And it would be Phil Hartman would play Jim Bakker. And Tammy Faye would be played by Jan Hooks. And Jan Hooks would start crying and her mascara would start running. And that was like the big thing because they would cry on their program. And then they'd get sponsors and this and that. So
Angeline Compau:
sympathy money.
Rebecca Smith:
Exactly,
Angeline Compau:
no.
Rebecca Smith:
So they had this the show that they were doing and the height of their stardom or whatever. Things started to be like, okay, is this really legit? Are you really doing everything with your money they saying you're doing people started to make accusations. investigations started?
Angeline Compau:
Oh.
Rebecca Smith:
So in the movie, they say the first thing that happened was Tammy Faye was making a record. And she started kind of like an emotional affair with her record producer.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, this is juicy.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. So she started in this kind of affair, and they never had sex. At least in the movie. They didn't have sex. I don't know. I looked online and nobody ever really mentioned anything about him. But in the movie, he found out about it. And he Jim Bakker asked the record producer to go home Nashville. We don't want to here any more this than that. Then he made her do a public apology on their PTL show about her.
Angeline Compau:
She needed to kneel in some rice is what she needed to do. I'm just kidding.
Rebecca Smith:
So yeah, he made her do a public apology on the on the PTL show about her sin and ask for forgiveness and all the meanwhile, he's been carrying out or allegedly carrying out homosexual affairs not to mention he was having a affair with his secretary Jessica Hahn.
Angeline Compau:
Wait. So he loves all of God's children.
Rebecca Smith:
Well, okay, so this was the thing. They were told. They're doing the PTL network, all of the everything's going great. In the movie, Tammy overhears him talking to Jerry Falwell. Because for some reason he always craved like, Jerry Falwell was like, up here. And Jim Bakker always, like craved his, I don't know, blessing or whatever. Attention whatever. It was
Angeline Compau:
his approval?
Rebecca Smith:
approval. Yeah, that's it. And so she overheard him talking to Jim Bakker about, you know, we really have to stamp out homosexuality and all of these things that are sins and blah, blah, blah, so Tammy Faye, took it upon herself to invite in the early 80s, a man on the show, who was homosexual, who had AIDS,
Angeline Compau:
oh,
Rebecca Smith:
yeah, for an interview, and she this man is still alive, but she invited him on the show. And he was like, the first man of that, you know, homosexual man on this network or whatever, on a Christian Broadcasting Network. And her whole thing was, excuse me. Her whole thing was, Jesus loved everybody. We should be loving everybody, no matter what, no matter what you think their sin is, no matter what the Bible says their sin is nobody is without sin. We should be loving everybody.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, she invited this man on and she's just like, tell me about your sickness. Tell me about, you know, how it feels and this and that. And she's just like, I just wish I could give you a big hug. And put my arms around you and love you like Jesus would love you and this and that. And so that really, like she became kind of an icon for LGBT community. Because no matter who you were, she just wanted to love you.
Angeline Compau:
That's awesome.
Rebecca Smith:
No matter if you made fun of her, no matter because she was made fun of a lot.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
she just wanted to love you. She just wanted to spread God's love, which was very sweet and sincere. She was a little bit naive.
Angeline Compau:
I like that though
Rebecca Smith:
with how people were taking advantage of her I think. But yeah, it was really, really cool. Like some of the stuff that she did.
Angeline Compau:
Jim, though we need to have a talk about Jim.
Rebecca Smith:
Exactly. So he What happened was, they say they were taken advantage of by Jerry Falwell. So it, it turns out like with her affair, and this and that, and then all of these accusations coming at him from the FBI for misallocation of funds and stuff like that, because they're saying you owe the IRS all this money. You're you're doing all of this stuff and taking all this money under a tax exemption status because you're a church, when in all actuality it's the funds aren't being allocated that way. They're not going to the church. They're going to you personally.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So he got indicted. So Jerry Falwell got him to sign over PTL to him, thinking that once he was cleared, his name was cleared. He was going to get everything back. When Jerry Falwell just kind of like, dismantled the whole thing and just said, you know, we're we don't want any part of this ministry and this and that and just kind of sold everything off everything that they owned. So everything got taken away from them. He got indicted by the FBI.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
yeah. Had a trial ended up going to prison, settled out of court with Jessica Hahn, his accuser, she accused him. His former Secretary accused him of raping her.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, goodness.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. And so he settled out of court with her and ended up going to prison. He was sentenced to 19 years for the like, embezzlement.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
type stuff. So yeah, he got sentenced to 19 years so he went to prison. Tammy Faye just kind of languished in no man's land. For a while. She did a couple of TV appearances. She was on The Drew Carey Show. She played Mimi's, mother.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, that makes sense
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, because of the whole makeup thing. Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
that makes sense.
Rebecca Smith:
And she did like, like documentaries and stuff. She's still still tried to continue her ministry and you know, that kind of stuff. But I mean, they didn't have it really. She ended up dying of cancer. She had cancer. She she did remarry.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
to someone that when I was reading on Wikipedia, her husband was someone that was in the PTL ministry with them, I think like an assistant or something. And she ended up marrying him, but then got cancer and I mean, she made a number of appearances like on Larry King Live and all of this stuff talking about like her life. and ministry and all of that.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my goodness. So her husband made her go on live TV and apologize for having an affair. All the while he's doing it.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
With women dudes.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
goats? Probably everybody.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
probably kids too, because
Rebecca Smith:
kids was never in it.
Angeline Compau:
Well, we don't know. They didn't say that. But I don't I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
I'm very upset about that.
Rebecca Smith:
People who throw stones I'm telling you live in glass houses.
Angeline Compau:
I was just gonna
Rebecca Smith:
that's not good.
Angeline Compau:
That's where I'm I was stuck for a long time. I'm like, Excuse me.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Jim Bakker.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. So he was sentenced to 19 years they did an appeal. Alan Dershowitz was one of his appellate lawyers.
Angeline Compau:
I don't know who that is.
Rebecca Smith:
Alan Dershowitz was an attorney for OJ
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I do you think he enjoyed his time in prison? Do you think he got a boyfriend in there?
Rebecca Smith:
No. He, he, Okay. So let me just tell you this.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
So Alan Dershowitz got him off. After out of eight years. He got his sentence commuted down to eight years, got him out of prison on the condition basically saying that he's never going to do that ministry again. And what does he do? goes right back into it
Angeline Compau:
I was just about to say,
Rebecca Smith:
he's, I think he still has a show.
Angeline Compau:
Not a good listener. As you
Rebecca Smith:
No, he. I think he's in Missouri now like Branson he does like Branson, Missouri stuff. So
Angeline Compau:
Branson,
Rebecca Smith:
yeah. He's it's like my god, like a ministry show. He has a new wife. And yeah, he's he's back in the game, basically. But he's restarted the PTL show, and,
Angeline Compau:
oh, I didn't watch the PTL show. But I do remember late nights, watching TV, like Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
700 Club,
Angeline Compau:
and then all of a sudden, at like midnight or whatever. 700 club comes on. And I'm like, what is this bullshit get it off? I used to get so mad. I know. I know it was the worst show
Rebecca Smith:
you needed Jesus. We used to watch all those shows
Angeline Compau:
I don't like his programming I'm gonna say that
Rebecca Smith:
oh my gosh, we used to watch, I don't know if it was because of my grandmother used to watch him but Oh, yeah. All those shows.
Angeline Compau:
You know like because reruns play at night or whatever? When nobody
Rebecca Smith:
Oral Roberts, OralRoberts was the other one.
Angeline Compau:
Nobody wants to watch that crap
Rebecca Smith:
and Jimmy Graham
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, no, all those guys were big.
Angeline Compau:
And they play all their shows at nighttime now. When people are sleeping when most people are sleeping
Rebecca Smith:
like infomercials.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, cuz it sucks.
Rebecca Smith:
They had a really good children's ministry with the puppets and stuff like that Jim and Tammy Faye, and then they brought they wanted to branch out but
Angeline Compau:
I'll give them that.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. I don't know. I just think like, it just sucks. It just sucks. I feel like she got a raw deal. I mean, I think in the end, because of all of her activism stuff turned out okay for her. But
Angeline Compau:
yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
I just feel like for her whole life, she was just taken advantage of by men who perceived her as naive and were more powerful than her and just, yeah, you just sit over there and you sing your songs and do this and that is kind of sad.
Angeline Compau:
That is sad.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
I liked her message that she she loved everybody
Rebecca Smith:
that's how I aspire to be
Angeline Compau:
and you know what else I like about her? She was like, my husband sucks. I'm gonna go fuck this guy.
Rebecca Smith:
Well, she never slept with them. At least
Angeline Compau:
allegedly
Rebecca Smith:
In the movie that's what they portrayed.
Angeline Compau:
I'm gonna say allegedly
Rebecca Smith:
They portrayed her as not sleeping with him. They did a little dry humping, but in the movie.
Angeline Compau:
That reminds me a bad teacher. Have you seen
Rebecca Smith:
Yes. So yeah, that?
Angeline Compau:
oh my goodness. Okay, well, either way. Her husband sucks.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
I'm sorry, Tammy Faye.
Rebecca Smith:
So it's called through the eyes of Tammy Faye, there's a bunch of YouTube interviews and stuff like that of Jim and Tammy Faye because they were interviewed during the time that they all of that stuff was going on with them the court stuff. And they did like interviews on Nightline. They did all of this stuff. And and yeah, you can see all of those interviews that they did on YouTube. It's pretty sad. Pretty sad.
Angeline Compau:
It is sad.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. So that's Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker.
Angeline Compau:
You did teach me something.
Rebecca Smith:
I think her I think theirs was the first like, because after his scandal with Jessica Hahn, and the alleged homosexuality, whatever. Then they all started falling, all of these televangelists were brought down for various things. So then that whole televangelists thing as a whole kind of came crashing down?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, they used to do that. And he would do like, like he used her confession, her asking for forgiveness, to get pledges. Like he would make her
Angeline Compau:
why do you need money for that. Like what why?
Rebecca Smith:
That's what their whole show was, their whole ministry was asking people to contribute and pledge and you can be one of the things one of the charges was you were you were charging your sponsors or what they call their partners, they would buy a membership. And the membership was supposed to go towards building heritage USA or building certain things, and they would get the money. But the money wasn't being allocated to that the money was going to them, or to go to buy cars and jewelry and this and that. And the money wasn't going to what they said it was going to for the ministry. Yeah, really sad that a lot of people were swindled out of their money. That's why I'm always weary about giving to ministry. That's why people think like, anytime churches ask for money or think things like that, they're just like, weary about doing that kind of stuff. Because this whole big thing like in the 80s,
Angeline Compau:
yeah, yeah, I get that.
Rebecca Smith:
So
Angeline Compau:
I get that.
Rebecca Smith:
And they would go on there,
Angeline Compau:
especially over TV, I wouldn't do that.
Rebecca Smith:
You need to double your donation, anything you can give, the giving is about sacrifice and blah, blah and they'd swindle all these old people out of all of their money. Well, you are forgiven.
Angeline Compau:
If you are, I'm giving you my money, you better be getting Jesus himself on the phone and saying You are forgiven for all of your sins right this second. I want to hear it from the Lord's mouth. Him himself.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Angeline Compau:
only if I'm giving it through the TV. Now. If I go to church myself,
Rebecca Smith:
then you know
Angeline Compau:
and get Yeah, then I'm fine. But if I'm listening to you on TV, and you're trying to sell me on this crap, I'm gonna ask some questions
Rebecca Smith:
even nowadays Joel Osteen they're all very convincing. All very convincing,
Angeline Compau:
I know. I know. That makes me nervous. I do and old people do fall for that, It's so sad.
Rebecca Smith:
I know. I'm not saying that. That Joel Osteen is bad. I'm not saying that people
Angeline Compau:
No, I know.
Rebecca Smith:
I mean, people do that you need to be aware. I'm just saying Be aware of who you're giving your money to research it.
Angeline Compau:
Yep.
Rebecca Smith:
Don't just give willy nilly
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
And Jesus loves you regardless.
Angeline Compau:
Yes,
Rebecca Smith:
if you're giving Joel Olsteen money or whatever
Angeline Compau:
I don't know, I feel like if you're gonna give money do it locally.
Rebecca Smith:
We do we yeah, we do tithe we we do some to the to our church, but we also do some like but I have those African children or
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
you know, or we just give to different charities around town animal shelters, or
Angeline Compau:
I do that too.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
I'm big into donating to animal shelters.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. You're an animal person.
Angeline Compau:
I so am.
Rebecca Smith:
So yeah, so that's Jim and Tammy Faye. So you learned you didn't know anything about
Angeline Compau:
I knew their names. I did not know anything about them. But I think I knew their names because of righteous gemstones. I think I looked into that.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, really?
Angeline Compau:
I don't remember why but I yeah, I knew their names. I just I didn't know you Greg Louganisd me
Rebecca Smith:
I did! I Tammy Faye Bakkerd you
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
All right, let's get turd
Angeline Compau:
I gotta find out how I was bamboozled.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, yeah, it's a doozy.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god Check
Rebecca Smith:
Gross
Josh Smith:
Check.
Rebecca Smith:
Do you like your cocktail?
Angeline Compau:
This is delish.
Rebecca Smith:
Donation.
Angeline Compau:
I like it a lot.
Rebecca Smith:
We're doing an El Chapo sider, which is a Mango Habanero cider. From Blake's orchard and a little bit of fresh squeezed OJ
Angeline Compau:
I could I could taste the habanero that's gonna give me heartburn. Everything gives me heartburn.
Rebecca Smith:
You're fine. It's just a little bit.
Josh Smith:
We need to remove your strain from the gene pool.
Angeline Compau:
What's wrong with heartburn?
Josh Smith:
It's weak.
Rebecca Smith:
So, okay, bamboozled. Can I just say
Angeline Compau:
we got bamboozled?
Josh Smith:
Well,
Rebecca Smith:
we got bamboozled.
Angeline Compau:
I gotta hear this.
Rebecca Smith:
So I'm at brunch today,
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
With Juliette.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
And Juliette's like, ah, I need to clear something up.
Josh Smith:
Did you tell her about the unanimous turd text?
Rebecca Smith:
She goes, I need to clear something up about what Joe said to you guys. And I said, What do you mean and she goes, I get a text or Josh sent Joe a text saying it's unanimous Juliette's a turd.
Josh Smith:
Well, first off, I copied Juliette. I didn't try to there was no subterfuge on my part. I was out. I was open about calling her turd
Angeline Compau:
right.
Josh Smith:
And it was unanimous on this podcast.
Angeline Compau:
It was, but now there is more to this I feel like
Rebecca Smith:
here's the thing.
Josh Smith:
So So we thought
Rebecca Smith:
Juliette says, so I'm sitting at home. I get it. Joe comes home, all agitated. Because he, he had to tip the guy at the carwash five bucks. And so I say to him, if you're so mad about it, why didn't you just ask the guy for change then? And she said, I'm not saying that I would then ask somebody for change for five. I do think that's a douchey thing to do.
Angeline Compau:
Ah,
Rebecca Smith:
I'm just saying if you're so agitated about it, then ask the guy for change. And now all of a sudden I'm getting texts about it's unamious, Juliette's a turd
Angeline Compau:
Oh, that is different.
Rebecca Smith:
It's totally different.
Josh Smith:
So who's the liar here,
Angeline Compau:
Joe! Joe!
Rebecca Smith:
Who's unanimously a turd now?
Angeline Compau:
No, a douche cannoe
Josh Smith:
Joe.
Rebecca Smith:
Joe
Josh Smith:
do a quick who's the unanimous turd, Joe? Oh, Joe, that was a tripple unanimous turd
Angeline Compau:
you are a douche canoe?
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
Douche canoe?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
she's saying listen, I would not ask for change for a tip, by the way. Now, if it's one of those shitty little kids that don't dry your car and just give it one wiper. Yeah, I could asd for change from them.
Angeline Compau:
A one wiper.
Rebecca Smith:
If it's the nice old man, that usually takes time to dry my car, then I'm fine giving him five bucks. And by the way, if I didn't have money to tip him, I would tip him extra next time. Like I'm gonna get to next time, dude. I'm here all time, I will get you next time.
Josh Smith:
Oh, that's leaning, that's taking her back to turdville number one,
Rebecca Smith:
I do that
Josh Smith:
first off unanimously Joe's a turd. But
Angeline Compau:
yes,
Josh Smith:
you can't say I'm gonna get you next time.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah you can, if you're there all the time. She says I've done it where I wasn't able to tip him but I said dude, I see you all the time and I get you next time next time she gave him seven bucks.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, that's nice.
Rebecca Smith:
So enough for two tips.
Josh Smith:
It's iffy
Rebecca Smith:
No, it's not
Josh Smith:
You gottaa be prepared to tip
Angeline Compau:
I feel like you do have to be prepared
Rebecca Smith:
but if you're in a pinch
Angeline Compau:
if you go all the time
Rebecca Smith:
if somebody steals money out of your wallet like I spend money out of yours for egga
Angeline Compau:
What if you go next time, what if you go
Josh Smith:
I wonder what happened to all the money my wallet just seems to be getting
Rebecca Smith:
I only took $6 Calm down and I told you about
Josh Smith:
and it was destined for truck cash, truck cash it
Angeline Compau:
what if you go the next time and the guy that you said you were gonna get isn't there
Rebecca Smith:
then you wait until he is there because you go there all the time.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Josh Smith:
Angeline and I are not high on the waitlist? You better have your shit high and tight before you go to the car wash
Angeline Compau:
This is why I don't go to those car washes I go to the quarter wash and I do it myself. I tip myself
Rebecca Smith:
I'm just saying, we were bamboozled by Joe
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, that was a
Rebecca Smith:
Joe pulled a Josh and did not give full
Josh Smith:
I don't understand how I'm being indicted here information.
Rebecca Smith:
because you do that you do that all the time. You do. Angeline Becky said this
Josh Smith:
I feel like
Rebecca Smith:
Becky said she wants you to do this. When it's not true
Angeline Compau:
She said she wants egg nog
Josh Smith:
Oh yeah, I lie. There's no doubt, I lie to get what I want
Rebecca Smith:
I feel like this was a lie.
Angeline Compau:
You're such a brat.
Josh Smith:
What, I'm just honest.
Angeline Compau:
You're a brat, you're honest. You're honest about how you're dishonest
Josh Smith:
because here's what happened. Joe lied. We all agree
Angeline Compau:
yeah
Rebecca Smith:
Joe lies
Josh Smith:
and how somehow I'm a brat, I just don't get it, I didn't do it.
Angeline Compau:
I didn't do it.
Rebecca Smith:
But you would you would do that
Josh Smith:
I did have a topic we have another show tonight and I don't know
Rebecca Smith:
You said you had two so what's your first one?
Josh Smith:
I'm gonna go with the one that's not as good because then I can save the good one for the next show. So we were talking about Juliette being a unanimous turd Beck and I before you got here. We were talking about Beck and I were eating something I was eating these chips which I put Romano cheese on because we didn't have enough cheese
Rebecca Smith:
We were just talking about this
Angeline Compau:
Yes, we were
Josh Smith:
and it's a stinky cheese I'm just gonna
Rebecca Smith:
It smells like feet
Angeline Compau:
that's gross.
Josh Smith:
And
Rebecca Smith:
then you don't clean out the sink and so that's why it still smells like feet in the kitchen
Josh Smith:
I clean out the sink at the end of the night. So I was thinking about the time that we were in the food court this is this is like five six years ago you Joe Juliette and I were in the food court which I love by the way favorite it's like that's like Disneyland to me a food court just surrounded by 20 different fast food chains you can go to anyone you want me that's got all of them no it's that's it doesn't get better. It seriously is awesome. And everybody went their different ways. And we all met back at a table and I don't know what I got probably some sort of Chinese food because that's what I always go for the food court and Beck got her you know chili cheese fries or whatever this is not a clean eating day. Joe Joe comes back with something and Juliette comes back with something so we're all you know excited about our food and looking to get a few morsels off somebody else's plates everybody say hey this is what I got. You know you're kind of proud like first day of school Show and Tell Hey, I got this new comb I'm seven years old check out my comb or you know whatever it is. Juliette proudly shows hers and Joe makes that you know, typical Joe face where he like his upper lip curls up he's like Juliet that looks like shit. her whole her whole demeanor just was just just goes right out of her. He was all saddened up. He could have been like, oh, that doesn't look good. Just literally Juliette, that looks like shit. It was awesome. She was so mad. That was one of my best
Rebecca Smith:
And that recently just happened again right? Wasn't it in one of our she texted that he did it to her again. She's like I just had another moment where Joe did the same thing to me
Angeline Compau:
Just sucked the joy out of her soul?
Josh Smith:
it was funny.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
it's very funny
Angeline Compau:
why you gotta do that Joe,
Josh Smith:
he is like that he was just I love him to death but sometimes you're like dude the you don't have to say that. I'm no better though.
Angeline Compau:
If you are one of those people where like somebody is really excited about something and you bring them down you're an asshole
Josh Smith:
I think that's why he and I get along because we're both pretty bad
Rebecca Smith:
Josh does that too.
Josh Smith:
I'm pretty bad.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, somebody is excited about something and they're really happy
Rebecca Smith:
Josh will just stomp all over your parade.
Josh Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
You're a bad person
Josh Smith:
I am I am. You know who's parade I enjoy stomping on?
Angeline Compau:
Mine? I know every day
Josh Smith:
I was telling people at work because I heard some people at work were listening to show
Rebecca Smith:
Oh yeah, get this, what did that guy say to you?
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
so there's two updates the one this one nice lady wants to call Beck to get you know like how she set this up? And I was like no, you can't talk to my wife because I don't mix work and pleasure
Rebecca Smith:
You're mean
Josh Smith:
then the payroll clerk really great young guy really like
Angeline Compau:
Is he single?
Josh Smith:
no, married
Angeline Compau:
dammit
Rebecca Smith:
Sorry Angeline.
Unknown:
We I didn't know he listened to podcast but I was texting him and the sales manager back something and I said you didn't know I said something. Probably mean or whatever. And I said, you didn't know I was funny did you? He said I've listened to your podcast. Angeline is the funny one. Dagger
Angeline Compau:
Damn
Josh Smith:
his ass is fired!
Angeline Compau:
oh my god. How do you like them apples
Rebecca Smith:
we got a comment on our website.
Josh Smith:
About?
Rebecca Smith:
from not Joe.
Josh Smith:
I love not Joe.
Angeline Compau:
I love not Joe too wherever you are not Joe.
Rebecca Smith:
Not Joe because we were ahead on our thing and not Joe had been listening. And he listened to the ones where you all three of us were doing it for the movie podcast and not Joe said is the podcast name being changed to I could be your mother and father.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
now that Josh is a full time fixture PS liking Twilight is grounds for suspicion.
Josh Smith:
Let me address this a few ways. Number one. I didn't like pod, uh Twilight.
Rebecca Smith:
Yes you did. We established this you watched them all
Josh Smith:
I always watched shows in the supernatural or sci fi and I grew up reading sci fi and fantasy books.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh man,you are such a liar. I'm shaking over here, I want to butt in so bad
Josh Smith:
it was better than anything else. I had to watch.
Angeline Compau:
Josh, there's like five sequels to that movie. You watched them all
Rebecca Smith:
Joshua do you know how many shows you leave in apple that are unfinished? unwatched? I got tired of watching it.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
I didn't want to watch it. So when you take the time to watch all of them, then you like it. You have no ground to stand on here.
Josh Smith:
Let me put in perspective.
Rebecca Smith:
You are a pre-teen girl, just admit it. You are a little, little girl.
Josh Smith:
When we watch things like you know the new Star Trek into the darkness. You know, I'm doing like I'm like in for that shit. It's waiting for the first day out like you know, lights off. Wait for Becky to leave. Make sure Jasper and Wilbur are fed. And boom,
Angeline Compau:
I put my dick in my hand and I start going up and down.
Rebecca Smith:
And I'm ready.
Angeline Compau:
And I'm going
Josh Smith:
I did not jerk off to Star Trek or Dune.
Angeline Compau:
you sure?
Josh Smith:
No, I'm sure
Angeline Compau:
I don't know, the blankets are crusty.
Josh Smith:
I got a kitten mitten for that. So Twilight is one of those things where it's Sunday or Saturday. I got nothing to watch when it comes on. And I'm not doing anything else. It's not like a no, it's
Rebecca Smith:
why are you afraid to admit you like Twilight. It's okay to like Twilight
Angeline Compau:
It is okay. I like it. I read all the books.
Josh Smith:
You can read?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh gosh.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, you know what? I could read just a small bits. Like maybe a sentence at a time. I'm real slow, but I can do it.
Josh Smith:
Really? Really? That's awesome.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
Really, really glad to hear it
Rebecca Smith:
just saying
Josh Smith:
Oh, thanks.
Rebecca Smith:
Just saying
Angeline Compau:
yeah, she has an excellent point.
Josh Smith:
Okay. Actually had four topics two good ones, too lame ones that looks like shit was a good one.
Rebecca Smith:
And Sarah, by the way, Sara from my high school to also listen to our John Wayne Bobbitt podcast and that it was pure gold.
Angeline Compau:
Yes. So good
Josh Smith:
good job, Sarah.
Rebecca Smith:
Thanks for listening, Sarah.
Josh Smith:
I do want to give a shout out which is my lame topic because this past month as 30 days the past 30 days, our neighbors have plowed our driveway twice and I found out one time it was Millar.
Rebecca Smith:
Yes. I told you that one.
Josh Smith:
It was Jim and Kati with their four wheeler they put a plow on a four wheeler because I was out on the ice. Watching Jim come down a hill on the four wheeler and that was Kati was getting out there and and I said, Hey, and I'm like, you guys got a plow. And that's when I found out they plowed our driveway for us.
Rebecca Smith:
Are you sure they did it? Are we sure? Millar did it.
Josh Smith:
Oh, no. They said they saw Millar do it one day. They did it the next day. So good job.
Rebecca Smith:
Thank you.
Josh Smith:
So we have one neighbor who snowblowers our driveway puts a gigantic penis in it
Rebecca Smith:
We have good neighbors.
Angeline Compau:
you guys do.
Josh Smith:
Yeah. Geez. I used to do Ray and Naomi's, the'yre gone now.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
And I did do Joe's the one day when he was out of town. We do have a good neighborhood. It's kind of a group where you wouldn't really fit in Angeline
Angeline Compau:
No, I wouldn't
Josh Smith:
Your kind is not wanted here. We do not want your kind. I don't want to blow my super topic on this episode. I gotta save it
Angeline Compau:
your super topic.
Josh Smith:
I will say and I don't what you guys to talk about it. I don't want you guys to talk about it. We talked about it after the last podcast. And I told you the story. That's all I'm gonna say. Don't talk about
Rebecca Smith:
I don't remember, I tune you out mostly. Which Okay, can I bring up something else too. This is what I hate this is a safe space. about Josh
Josh Smith:
This is what I hate about Josh?
Rebecca Smith:
This is going to be my curmudgeon
Angeline Compau:
Okay
Josh Smith:
are we in the tree are we the nest?
Rebecca Smith:
we're in the tree. So I'm taking a nap. it's a nice morning.
Josh Smith:
What morning was this?
Rebecca Smith:
This is last week.
Josh Smith:
Last week?
Rebecca Smith:
Yes. Taking a nap. Just enjoying my time. All of a sudden, I hear. Clonk, Clonk, Clonk. Coming in, open the door BECK and then slam the door and then done. And so now I'm awake. Can't sleep or anything.
Josh Smith:
Let me explain.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, no, So then he comes in. I'm like what the hell Dude, what are you doing? I said I was trying to take a nap and all you do is yell
Josh Smith:
it's not true.
Rebecca Smith:
It's true.
Josh Smith:
Nose blow,
Angeline Compau:
nose, just gotta go honk it. There's literally nothing that angers me more than when I'm napping and somebody does.
Rebecca Smith:
And then today he's downstairs. He had put the dog, you can hear him honking it in the background. He had put the dog out on the leash
Josh Smith:
I gotta clear it.
Rebecca Smith:
Explain this to me. You put the dog outside on the leash or downstairs working out and all of a sudden I'm in the shower taking a shower. All of a sudden you hear ROANE! the dog is outside.
Josh Smith:
I forgot he was outside. First off when I work out normally Jasper is down there and then Wilbur lays up high and judges the whole time.
Rebecca Smith:
I said I know why you don't want to go to the gym and workout. Because then you can't make your workout sex noises. he goes, Uhg
Josh Smith:
first of all those
Angeline Compau:
What's wrong with you?
Josh Smith:
I'm really sore, too.
Rebecca Smith:
When he's doing his push ups he does it and then he comes upstairs to get more water like
Angeline Compau:
what is wrong with you?
Josh Smith:
I do a lot of high rep lightweight things
Rebecca Smith:
Why do you have to moan?
Angeline Compau:
you can't do it quietly?
Josh Smith:
I'm 47.
Rebecca Smith:
So you have to do sex moans when you work out?
Josh Smith:
I do
Rebecca Smith:
no you don't
Josh Smith:
that's why I call Jasper downstairs and Wilbur down
Rebecca Smith:
so he can listen to you?
Josh Smith:
It's just the men of the house or downstairs
Angeline Compau:
you get off on the animals watching.
Josh Smith:
Wilbur's more like a judge trying to trying to please him and he's just never happy is just a constant frown on his face.
Angeline Compau:
I love it.
Josh Smith:
Jasper is more or less down there as just moral support. You know
Angeline Compau:
I don't understand why you gotta make all these noises
Rebecca Smith:
exactly me neither.
Josh Smith:
That's what I do. Everything I do is loud.
Angeline Compau:
It's true. What is with all your unnecessary noises?
Rebecca Smith:
Okay, so as to answer my question. Why do you open the door and shout my name and then just shut the door.
Josh Smith:
Let me clear this up. Let me clear it up. This was the Saturday last Saturday right?
Rebecca Smith:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
So I woke up. Had a pot of coffee.
Rebecca Smith:
You went to the store to get your ice fishing stuff you came in, yelled my name slammed the door and left
Josh Smith:
I got a solid workout in and a solid hike with the dickhead.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Josh Smith:
Then I come back in and I wasn't sure she had left yet. So
Rebecca Smith:
my car was up there.
Josh Smith:
I hadn't gone into the garage or didn't notice it so I
Angeline Compau:
why do you need to know where I am.
Josh Smith:
What if you're hurt what if she fell down and broke her hip?
Rebecca Smith:
Really?
Josh Smith:
Right?
Rebecca Smith:
Really
Josh Smith:
you fall down a lot over the years, you've taken some spills
Rebecca Smith:
really? And I've always texted you or told you what happened.
Josh Smith:
Checking, vigilance.
Rebecca Smith:
No
Angeline Compau:
Can you do like maybe not
Josh Smith:
audience, vigilance,
Angeline Compau:
you know, like an audio like, pat down have me do an ocular pat down
Josh Smith:
here's the problem. So my
Angeline Compau:
not audio,
Josh Smith:
my boots are eight inches high and they're the full laces with the, you know, takes a bit to put them on and off
Rebecca Smith:
If you don't want to take them off and just don't come in the house.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, how bout just don't know where she is for a minute.
Rebecca Smith:
You could go upstairs and look at my
Josh Smith:
that's a lack of vigilance
Rebecca Smith:
you could have just walked up there and seen if my car was there.
Josh Smith:
lack of vigilance
Angeline Compau:
how about oh, from now on from now on, just assume she's always napping. And don't yell
Rebecca Smith:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
Yeah, not sure. I'm willing to put her safety at risk.
Rebecca Smith:
Good. Do it.
Angeline Compau:
You know, she's awake. Cool. But for now, I'm just assume she's always napping. There will be no yelling
Rebecca Smith:
every time, I'll be just watching TV in the bedroom. Josh has to come in every five minutes. Hey. Hey,
Josh Smith:
what's going on? You guys hanging out?
Rebecca Smith:
What are you doing? I'm watching TV the same thing.
Josh Smith:
Jasper follows me and checks things out. Let's get out and he follows me.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. And so then he stands there and it's like talking to the dog while I'm trying to watch a show or something. I'm like, What the fuck are you doing? Dude, get out. You don't need to come in here and have a conversation with the dog. What I'm trying to do something. It's okay. You don't need to come in here every five minutes. Or he just comes in there and he looks at me, just looks
Josh Smith:
just like Jasper.
Rebecca Smith:
So last night I went down
Angeline Compau:
I would die
Rebecca Smith:
I went downstairs workout. I'm like listen, I'm going downstairs to workout here's what I don't want. I don't want you coming downstairs. I don't want you to ask me what you're doing. I don't want you watching me just coming down and staring and I don't need that
Josh Smith:
sometimes I sit at the foot of the stairs. I grab a beer and I watch
Rebecca Smith:
I need 25 minutes to do my workout without interruption.
Angeline Compau:
Is that like your guys's foreplay if you're watching her over and all Yeah,
Josh Smith:
slugging down Miller lights
Rebecca Smith:
not for me.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, you guys are into some weird shit. Cool.
Rebecca Smith:
We no not we
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, he likes watching you. Do your stretches
Josh Smith:
stretch.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, just some lunges. Yes, yep.
Rebecca Smith:
I don't make the sex noises like he does
Josh Smith:
no I do that.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, so weird.
Josh Smith:
It's my mating call
Angeline Compau:
are you peacocking
Rebecca Smith:
for Jasper? Cuz I know we're not mating when you do that.
Josh Smith:
Putting the vibe out
Rebecca Smith:
it is not happening.
Josh Smith:
I was really sore today so
Rebecca Smith:
Jasper's all up in it but not me
Josh Smith:
hauling that shanty up the hill yesterday after the workout and the hike. I thought I was gonna have a heart attack. I was dying.
Rebecca Smith:
Why not just leave it out there on the ice.
Josh Smith:
I can get it up the hill, it's just so much snow just like pulling it through just drift after drift. A steep hill.
Angeline Compau:
It is
Josh Smith:
I need a four wheeler, I really need a four wheeler. Audience listen, here's the deal. Getting older that shanty is so heavy and I have so much shit I have to pack in it.
Rebecca Smith:
You need to donate to us.
Josh Smith:
You need to get me a four wheeler. Here's the deal
Rebecca Smith:
We're gonna Jim and Tammy Faye this, listen,
Angeline Compau:
not buy me a coffee buy me a four wheeler.
Rebecca Smith:
The Lord is telling me so the Lord is speaking to me right now. He wants us to have a four wheeler. If you could just donate if you could just double your donation of zero to $1.
Angeline Compau:
Amen
Josh Smith:
and really, you know I don't need anything fancy just to be able to pull my shit a deer need to be able to get a deer on it. And then I need to be able to pull my shanty.
Rebecca Smith:
I'm not going to hold my breath for that one.
Josh Smith:
Listen to the 400 listeners. We have over 50 listeners one of you has gotta be super rich, hook me up. That's all
Rebecca Smith:
you know 50, 5 Whatever. In between.
Josh Smith:
I don't know if I want to waste 50 minutes so
Rebecca Smith:
I can edit. What are you wasting?
Josh Smith:
I talked about this once I need to bring it up again because it's coming up a lot. Listen, people if when you go to work, they're paying you to work. When you come in and you try to sell shit from another thing you're doing whether it's
Rebecca Smith:
oh, like girl scout cookies?
Josh Smith:
makeup, Girl Scout cookies or calendars you made friends or your kids,
Angeline Compau:
your pyramid schemes?
Josh Smith:
you know, uh, you know, Tupperware, Don't bring that shit to work. It's inappropriate. leave that shit at home.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
do not bringing into the workplace.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
I just can't
Rebecca Smith:
speaking of which, I bought football squares. From April.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Really?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
What's a Square cost
Rebecca Smith:
20 bucks.
Josh Smith:
So you bought us how many?
Rebecca Smith:
Deuce.
Josh Smith:
Nice. Nice. Do your numbers yet?
Rebecca Smith:
No.
Josh Smith:
Can we trust, can we trust Rob
Rebecca Smith:
No
Angeline Compau:
I don't know
Rebecca Smith:
It's for Ryders fundraiser
Angeline Compau:
I forgot all about that.
Josh Smith:
This is one of those ones where when you when you lose because you have to give the money back because you feel bad.
Rebecca Smith:
No
Angeline Compau:
no
Rebecca Smith:
I'm not giving it back. I don't feel that way
Josh Smith:
you know those 5050 5050 so little Johnny can get a bone marrow transplant. I feel sorry for a little Johnny, you buy the ticket you win, you know you're not going to take the money. You don't want to be that dick?
Rebecca Smith:
I would totally take the money.
Angeline Compau:
I would too I'd be like, Thank you.
Rebecca Smith:
Thanks.
Josh Smith:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
you got it.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, okay, then don't do a 5050 raffle and just ask for money.
Josh Smith:
I agree. Totally.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, don't don't don't do that. If you're not expecting them to take the prize money.
Josh Smith:
Don't do it.
Rebecca Smith:
That's why I don't feel bad
Josh Smith:
You want to take the prize money from Little Johnny.
Rebecca Smith:
I do Johnny can go fuck himself. I'm kidding.
Angeline Compau:
I was really just glad you said it. Because I feel like I'm always the asshole. I'm glad she said cuz I was thinking it. I wasn't gonna go there.
Josh Smith:
She'll cut that out for sure. You guys look like a couple of zeros.
Angeline Compau:
Who are rich from 5050
Rebecca Smith:
I'm just saying if you're gonna have it, like you said, if you're gonna have a 5050 then that's a 5050.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Yep,
Rebecca Smith:
I want to win a 5050 at the lions game. That would be
Josh Smith:
right?
Angeline Compau:
Fuck yeah.
Josh Smith:
yeah. You're not taking away from anybody. Walk away. Yeah. You know what I want to do? I want to find a cheeseburger in my coat pocket at a Lions game. Like so much better. So much better to get those cheeseburgers at the, high school football game. I'm going to start here's my commitment to this podcast. I'm going to go to three or four games next year. If as long as food prices remain the same.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Jasper nobody's talking to you.
Josh Smith:
That's why he's pissed.
Rebecca Smith:
It's because angeline stopped petting him.
Angeline Compau:
Yep. I know.
Josh Smith:
He nipped at a guy today not like bit him, but kind of mouthed him and then I was like I just sit and then that he you know, got all friendly. He likes to
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
cuz Josh lets him
Josh Smith:
some guy was out on the path today. And he's out there with his loppers. You know,
Rebecca Smith:
Josh is a bad dog owner.
Josh Smith:
And he's cutting everything down. So I'm trying to get around him. He's listened to a stereo in the middle of the woods, cutting branches down. And I was like, Hey, I'm gonna slip by you. He's like yeah, I have been out here for four years trimming this and look at the fucking
Rebecca Smith:
Is it the guy that lives up in the corner
Josh Smith:
I don't know I've never met him before. I've been hiking these woods for almost 15 years,
Rebecca Smith:
There's a guy that hikes them like every morning at like 767 Am and he's out there every morning and he likes to talk about how he maintains the trails.
Josh Smith:
Yeah, you don't need to maintain them just keep walking. That's it like
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Yeah, nobody
Rebecca Smith:
sometimes trees and branches do fall which by the way, you need to trim the branches on our walkway because I hate shoveling past there and I can't because the branches are brushing me
Josh Smith:
Duck turn to the right, 30 degree angle
Rebecca Smith:
How about just trim them
Josh Smith:
can't do it.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, you can
Josh Smith:
nature.
Angeline Compau:
I don't like your neighbor. Now. He thinks he deserves like a cookie or something because he
Josh Smith:
He was talking to me the whole time. Just let it go. I let it grow and walk around and when a tree falls new path forms
Rebecca Smith:
not necessairly. No, not necessarily. No, not necessarily.
Josh Smith:
Yeah. Which one of us hikes?
Rebecca Smith:
I do.
Josh Smith:
Which one of us hikes out there every single Saturday and Sunday
Rebecca Smith:
Josh, If a tree falls on that path, there's not always a clear path to walk around
Josh Smith:
there will be as people trample down new paths
Rebecca Smith:
why can't you just move the branch wouldn't it be easier to move the branch on the trail that's already established.
Josh Smith:
let nature take its course don't we Jasper.
Rebecca Smith:
Shut up.
Angeline Compau:
Sometimes you guys get in these lovers quirrels and I'm right here just like
Rebecca Smith:
Because he's a dick.
Angeline Compau:
What am I doing? I don't know what to do with my hands
Josh Smith:
you're normally supporting her
Angeline Compau:
Wilbur just came in cuz
Josh Smith:
traitorous Bitch
Rebecca Smith:
Wilbur just came cuz mommy and daddy are fighting
Angeline Compau:
I am a bandwagon hater. And if it's the bandwagon is hating on you then yeah. Yep.
Rebecca Smith:
Suck it
Josh Smith:
suck it. Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Sometimes I take your side on stuff
Josh Smith:
you do? Cuz you know i'm right
Angeline Compau:
cuz I'm, I'm a hater. So yeah.
Josh Smith:
I hate you.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, I'm fine.
Josh Smith:
You know McDonald's does have delicious ass coke.
Rebecca Smith:
she asked if you wanted one
Josh Smith:
because we were having beers. So I was good with that. But did you stop at McDonald's though?
Angeline Compau:
no. Cuz I was going to I was gonna get a snack
Rebecca Smith:
especially for you.
Angeline Compau:
Well, I was going to get a snack
Josh Smith:
What would you tell me about a snack? What would you get?
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I was definitely gonna get some fries.
Josh Smith:
Okay. solid choice.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. And maybe like a chicken from the dollar menu. Or like a McDouble? Maybe? I don't know. I didn't know.
Josh Smith:
I mean, it's all good.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
but the Mcchicken. Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Do you know what is so good about the MC chicken? They like slather on the mayonnaise
Josh Smith:
they do. They do a good job.
Angeline Compau:
Yes. I love mayo
Josh Smith:
Is the double cheeseburger still a dollar.
Angeline Compau:
I thought it was
Rebecca Smith:
do they have a spicy chicken,
Angeline Compau:
not the double cheeseburger. You got to get the MC double. That's on the dollar menu.
Josh Smith:
That's better than the chicken though. That's my point.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah, yeah,
Josh Smith:
the fries solid.
Angeline Compau:
Sometimes I'm in the mood for chicken sometimes a burger
Josh Smith:
I miss the original fried ass apple pie that this baked horseshit, they serve the old days that apple pie like, a decade ago, they dropped that fucker. Then it had to be deep fried. And then it was in that cardboard box and pull that thing out.
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
And it would it would. It would snap when you bit it was so good.
Angeline Compau:
I haven't tried this, but I heard get some like, vanilla McFlurry thing and put the apple pie in it. Yeah, yeah.
Josh Smith:
I could do that.
Angeline Compau:
I could too I would fuck that shit up.
Josh Smith:
I could
Angeline Compau:
right in my mouth.
Josh Smith:
In the immortal words of Alison cauldron.
Rebecca Smith:
Caldarello
Josh Smith:
Caldarello, I would eat the shit out of that.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, yeah.
Josh Smith:
That's a that's a Yeah, yeah, I would not do that with a straight up vanilla shake.
Angeline Compau:
No, no. No, the shakes. No. Can't do a shake. It's got to be the ice cream. Yeah,
Josh Smith:
I could do that.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, make a flurry with the apple pie.
Josh Smith:
I like it.
Angeline Compau:
Yep,
Josh Smith:
I do like McDonald's soft serve
Angeline Compau:
me too
Josh Smith:
like a lot.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, andit's not real ice cream so it doesn't upset my tummy.
Josh Smith:
What is it? Just it's just chemicals that just they figured out?
Angeline Compau:
Like, I don't know milk, gelatin
Rebecca Smith:
ice milk.
Angeline Compau:
I don't know. Something.
Josh Smith:
carved up foot bone.
Angeline Compau:
Probably saw dust
Josh Smith:
all right, I'm not gonna save this shithole of a podcast where you two you know,
Angeline Compau:
we save you every week.
Josh Smith:
Oh, totally.
Rebecca Smith:
We carry you
Angeline Compau:
we carry you
Rebecca Smith:
because everybody says their favorite segment is Josh's
Angeline Compau:
You carry us pretty much
Josh Smith:
I do have the most sex appeal on the show.
Angeline Compau:
If everyone can only see you rubbing your moustache on the microphone right now.
Josh Smith:
It's not really a moustashe anymore.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, you trimmed it but you're you're still trying to rub it
Josh Smith:
I groom once every two weeks hair, facial
Angeline Compau:
balls
Josh Smith:
I groom, I groom up those daily
Rebecca Smith:
gross. Hey which by the way did you try the taco sway Angeline?
Angeline Compau:
I did and it works.
Rebecca Smith:
It does
Angeline Compau:
it does work. I turned the pressure like super high up on my showerhead I just swayed and
Rebecca Smith:
spread of the cheek.
Angeline Compau:
hit all the right places
Josh Smith:
are talking about you adapted my technique.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
And
Angeline Compau:
yeah, I liked that.
Josh Smith:
So you ridiculed me for it. Now you realize hmm,
Angeline Compau:
yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
You still look ridiculous doing it
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't do it in front of somebody. But yeah, I'll do it.
Josh Smith:
If you can then that's the one you should marry. that's the main, you don't think Rob busts the tripod swayed in front of April all day?
Angeline Compau:
Those guys. They do everything in front of each other. They don't care. They do not care. But I that's what I like about them.
Josh Smith:
That's why I told you that whole family is naked in the hot tub.
Angeline Compau:
The older kids for sure not.
Josh Smith:
There's seven naked people in the hot tub. Yeah, don't get in there
Rebecca Smith:
are they the naked family.
Josh Smith:
Don't get in that hot tub.
Rebecca Smith:
Alright,
Josh Smith:
alright,
Rebecca Smith:
later bitches
Angeline Compau:
bye Greg
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