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This is the last week in our movie series....maybe. This week we make Angeline watch the classic Coming to America. Guess what, she loved it! Why, because she is not a hater like Josh. Join us as we talk about the lines we quote the most, our favorite scenes and go over some trivia.
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Rebecca Smith:why are you such a dork? It sounds like when we were doing in European vacation when they're doing all of those noises and stuff.
Josh Smith:It does.
Rebecca Smith:Her bubblegum pop. That's what you sound like right now. Ya jerk. What's up bitches?
Angeline Compau:Hey,
Josh Smith:good, better movie this time.
Rebecca Smith:You gotta get closer Angeline.
Angeline Compau:Oh yeah, sorry.
Josh Smith:And
Angeline Compau:hello.
Josh Smith:Better movie. Not as good as popcorn.
Angeline Compau:You know what this picture I'm looking at says that you didn't enjoy the movie cuz you're sleeping. oh no you're gonna delete it
Josh Smith:I don't think I was asleep
Angeline Compau:you totally
Rebecca Smith:I feel like you were asleep you didn't even know that she took a picture
Angeline Compau:Nope.
Josh Smith:I saw the picture.
Angeline Compau:No you didn't
Josh Smith:Cuz she even said something about the flash or
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah whatever.
Josh Smith:suck it, bitches
Rebecca Smith:So you were faking being asleep for whatever reason.
Josh Smith:I'm tired today.
Rebecca Smith:Why are you tired Josh?
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I had too much to drink on Saturday, but I slept like nine and a half hours. I had a good workout today than I had a hike today. I think those tired me out. Being a little hungover and gotten through a workout and a hike takes a lot out of you.
Rebecca Smith:You should Facebook live this Angeline.
Angeline Compau:I don't do facebook, I could Instagram live
Rebecca Smith:or Instagram live.
Angeline Compau:How do you go live? How do you even shut it off? Because I don't want to,
Rebecca Smith:I don't know.
Angeline Compau:Oh, here's live. Oh, that's not how you do it. Those are settings. Do you guys give me a minute. I'll get
Josh Smith:I did a fun ice fishing the other day and it was it fun. I will be up north at
Angeline Compau:since we're live. Check out my shirt guys. It says flicking my bean and living the dream
Rebecca Smith:I think you. I think I've seen you wear that shirt before.
Angeline Compau:It's my favorite.
Rebecca Smith:Josh, did you enjoy our movie tonight?
Josh Smith:I did it was better.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:better than last week?
Josh Smith:Oh God. Yes.
Angeline Compau:Whatever. It was a good movie.
Josh Smith:Oh, I was sitting in the shanty, with Joe yesterday and Steve and his son were in the shanty next to us and he asked me about the move. I said I swear I would rather pay you 10 bucks take a gut punch than have to watch that movie again.
Rebecca Smith:So, have any of your friends actually seen that movie?
Josh Smith:No. And at this point, none of them are ever gonna watch it. I've ruined it.
Angeline Compau:You're stupid. All my friends like that movie.
Josh Smith:Doesn't speak very highly of your friends.
Angeline Compau:Maybe not? Maybe not.
Rebecca Smith:Okay. Well, let's talk about this week's movie. Angeline, what did you think of Coming to America?
Angeline Compau:I liked it.
Rebecca Smith:You did?
Angeline Compau:I did.
Rebecca Smith:What did you like about it?
Angeline Compau:I don't know, it made me laugh.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:And I came into it with an open mind unlike this bitch.
Rebecca Smith:Mm hmm.
Angeline Compau:I didn't go into it being like, ooh, this movie's gonna fucking suck. Which I legitimately heard on last week's episode.
Josh Smith:Listen, if the movie had been good. I would have said it was good. It wasn't good.
Angeline Compau:It wasn't bad.
Josh Smith:It was bad. It wouldn't have mattered if I went into that thing thinking this is gonna be fucking the greatest movie of all time. It's gonna be like the original godfather. Great. But I would have said something. But it was terrible. In every aspect,
Angeline Compau:curmudgeon
Josh Smith:stupid
Angeline Compau:You live up to your name, you live up to your name.
Rebecca Smith:Douche
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:yeah.
Angeline Compau:Hater.
Josh Smith:Aren't you just live in the dream flicking the bean? Is that what your problem is right now?
Angeline Compau:I wish I was, I wish I was flicking my bean right now. Better than hanging out with you.
Josh Smith:That's true.
Rebecca Smith:Burn. You just got burned.
Angeline Compau:Yup
Rebecca Smith:Straight up burned
Josh Smith:burned by Angeline.
Rebecca Smith:Okay, we're talking about our movie coming to America Angeline liked it. It was hilarious. Josh likes it.
Josh Smith:Barbershop scenes.
Angeline Compau:Oh, so good.
Rebecca Smith:Okay, so let's talk about the top most memorable scenes for you Angeline because you're the newest
Angeline Compau:Okay, best scene. For real. The Royal penis is clean. That was so funny! That was so funny.
Rebecca Smith:That's one of Josh's favorite lines
Josh Smith:"You know I met Frank Sanatra? Frank Sanatra told me, you know he told me Joe Lewis is 137 years old." That's the best line. "137, he fought him when
Rebecca Smith:He just keeps getting older "You ain't never met no Frank Sinatra" he was 76 years old!" It's such a good scene.
Josh Smith:The first time I watched it, I did not know Eddie Murphy was playing the old white Jewish dude.
Angeline Compau:Right? He did so good. I didn't know that was one of my comments at the end when I saw the credits. I hadn't No clue.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:so good. So good.
Rebecca Smith:So good.
Josh Smith:have you ever noticed that in the barber shop scene Arsenio Hall's always eating.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I did not notice
Rebecca Smith:he's always eating
Josh Smith:he's always got a plate
Rebecca Smith:he's actually eating that character is always eating because he's eating it the black awareness rally too his chicken bone
Angeline Compau:Oh, that's right he put it, "I thought it was the trash"
Josh Smith:So was the hair product and that actually a real product?
Rebecca Smith:Soul Glow isn't a real product but yes, there is a product for
Angeline Compau:similar
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Josh Smith:People at work found out about the name of this too.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, well because you wear your shirt.
Josh Smith:No, I had a shirt over so you couldn't see it.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:oh, so they could probably just google your name?
Rebecca Smith:How do you know they found out?
Josh Smith:Because she said I could be your mother.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yes, she can
Josh Smith:You are such a disturbing person. I know we are talking about the movie, but I did want to talk about my fantasy trip coming up too
Rebecca Smith:Okay, well.
Angeline Compau:What kind of fantasy trip?
Rebecca Smith:We're talking about the movie first,
Josh Smith:I can get some stories, you know, prepped for the next time,
Rebecca Smith:Oh gosh.
Angeline Compau:He's way too excited.
Rebecca Smith:I know. So yes, I think my favorite scenes are the barbershop, black awareness rally.
Angeline Compau:Oh, god. That was so funny.
Rebecca Smith:See, you didn't get that when we were singing that song before. And we said sexual chocolate. You're like I have no idea what that is.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god, the band sexual chocolate. That's the best name?
Josh Smith:Show them all the beauty they posess inside.
Rebecca Smith:I think that's when we discovered you had never seen this movie. And I'm like, That's ridiculous.
Angeline Compau:Yes. Because everyone should know who sexual
Josh Smith:I love it when the hot teenagers are walking behind chocolate is.
Rebecca Smith:I know, right? them in the bikini and the preacher looks at them all and says there's a God somewhere. There's a God somewhere. Now you know why Beck and I say and "if lovin the Lord is wrong, I don't
Angeline Compau:I did that know that. want to be right."
Rebecca Smith:We do say that we also we also I also say to you all the time," whatever you like."
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:What do you want? Whatever you Like?
Josh Smith:She doesn't mean it though.
Rebecca Smith:I don't
Angeline Compau:I'm using that from now on.
Rebecca Smith:"I know what I like, and I know that you know what I like, I wan't to know what you like"
Angeline Compau:That was so good
Josh Smith:A lot of dead animal skins.
Rebecca Smith:Ah, I love that. "This is beautiful.
Angeline Compau:"Is this velvet?"
Rebecca Smith:"What is that velvet?"
Angeline Compau:That is so good.
Rebecca Smith:That's a good one. Are we just doing lines now? I feel like we've morphed into just our favorite lines
Angeline Compau:I mean. Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:that one's good.
Angeline Compau:There's so many good lines
Rebecca Smith:there is
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:"You sweat from a Baboon's balls." When he's fighting in the beginning. "You sweat from a baboon's balls."
Angeline Compau:I did not hear that, no. I don't remember
Rebecca Smith:Oh my gosh,
Angeline Compau:that's funny, he said a lot of good insults in that scene.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Oh, another favorite scene is the bar scene when he met the girls.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:all the different women.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:"My name is peaches and I'm the best."
Josh Smith:"all the something, something, something want to touch the breats."
Rebecca Smith:"My name is peaches, and I'm the best, all the DJs want to feel my breats."
Josh Smith:That's what it was
Angeline Compau:that was so funny.
Josh Smith:Somehow she thought that was gonna work. That's the amazing part.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Good.
Angeline Compau:Arsenio Hall as the the girl
Rebecca Smith:The female one.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:Tear you apart.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:And your friend
Angeline Compau:and your friend too. So funny! That was funny. I like that they did all these extra roles.
Rebecca Smith:That's actually Eddie Murphy, this is in the trivia later but he became known for doing that like he did it in Nutty Professor
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:all of those have. He's playing multiple characters. But this was the first time he did it. So
Josh Smith:I wonder how they shot that. They had to like shoot that because you can see how doing that with give and play would work. But they really had to shoot like all their lines separately. So there couldn't have been, that would have been hard to do.
Rebecca Smith:And then it's edited in
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:good editing.
Rebecca Smith:Cuba Gooding Jr.'s first movie.
Josh Smith:What was Cuba Gooding Jr.?
Rebecca Smith:He was the kid in the barber shop. Well, there was a scene I read that he did have lines but ended up getting cut.
Josh Smith:I didn't remember him in the barbershop
Angeline Compau:I saw him
Rebecca Smith:The kid in the very first scene in the very first barbershop scene that's sitting in the chair
Angeline Compau:and I said that I said that's a young Cuba
Rebecca Smith:out loud.
Angeline Compau:I said that out loud.
Josh Smith:I usually ignore most of the things that you say
Angeline Compau:clearly. I was just talking to myself.
Rebecca Smith:What did you think of the fashions, Angeline?
Josh Smith:I liked that girls coat.
Rebecca Smith:I didn't like that coat
Angeline Compau:no, that coat was terrible
Rebecca Smith:that sheepskin coat
Angeline Compau:when they got rid of all their like royalty clothes and they dressed up like real New Yorkers, that was the
Rebecca Smith:that was funny. best.
Angeline Compau:That was so funny.
Rebecca Smith:That, Eric LaSalle had some unfortunate fashion choices in this
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yeah
Rebecca Smith:That coat that he wore to the St. John's game. What the hell was that?
Josh Smith:I think it was a man shawl.
Angeline Compau:That was weird.
Rebecca Smith:It was weird
Josh Smith:It was a shawl
Rebecca Smith:It had like fringe and it was it looked like felt. It was weird.
Josh Smith:It was tipped with, it was like felt with the little strings on it with some red tied into it. A man shawl.
Rebecca Smith:Oh another thing I always say "Oh, but you're going to spill your beverages. "You don't want to spill your beverages." When he's in line.
Angeline Compau:that is funny
Rebecca Smith:He's just somebody I met in the bathroom.
Angeline Compau:Remember when he got a hand job at the game under his coat?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, from Patrice?
Angeline Compau:Yes, Patrice.
Rebecca Smith:I liked Patrice, I liked her.
Angeline Compau:I liked her too. I just can't believe her sister was like, dogged her out like that.
Rebecca Smith:Well,
Angeline Compau:dating her boyfriend
Rebecca Smith:clearly Akeem was not into Patrice.
Angeline Compau:I know. I know.
Rebecca Smith:and then Patrice got her back by
Angeline Compau:that's true.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Angeline Compau:Right.
Josh Smith:Daryl, Daryl you dirty horndog. I like how Daryl throws the milkshake on him, "here take care of this"
Angeline Compau:That
Rebecca Smith:At Akeem.
Josh Smith:Throw my milkshake on your shirt.
Angeline Compau:I couldn't believe that!
Josh Smith:That was awesome. I would never do that, I'd do that to you.
Angeline Compau:See! You would.
Josh Smith:The doesn't count doesn't count at all. Hey, we also have we have to talk about trivia tonight, too.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Angeline Compau:we do?
Rebecca Smith:I don't know what but okay.
Josh Smith:You know about the shit talking?
Rebecca Smith:Oh, yeah, someone was shit talking us
Angeline Compau:Oh, do we need to call.
Rebecca Smith:I already told April I was gonna call and she said she refused to answer.
Angeline Compau:Oh, I'll call Rob.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Josh Smith:No, no, we just, it isn't we don't want to hear from Rob. We want to hear from somebody else about how you two are sitting there
Rebecca Smith:April needs to verify that you were dogging us
Josh Smith:literally
Angeline Compau:Okay,
Josh Smith:reliving your loss.
Angeline Compau:We were Rog and I had a talk the other night when I was over there. I went over after we recorded and he was like, man, we could have totally had them. They got the easiest cards if we would have got these easy questions. Like what's a Decepticon from like, we could have won too and I was actually i i agree. You guys had some of the easiest questions.
Rebecca Smith:You had some easy cards to don't even play. You guys got a lot of five full five answer cards.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, but you guys get more?
Rebecca Smith:I don't think so.
Angeline Compau:That's why you won.
Rebecca Smith:By the way. This is like a full two weeks after the event.
Angeline Compau:It is. We can't stop talking about it
Josh Smith:Which that's the amazing part, Beck and I've never spoken about it after.
Angeline Compau:Oh, Rob and I are bringing it up. We talk about it.
Rebecca Smith:"Remember that time, remember that time we played them in trivia and they got all the easy cards?"
Angeline Compau:"they had all these and we could we totally could have had them"
Rebecca Smith:"totally could have won"
Angeline Compau:"Totally"
Josh Smith:losers.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Yes. I'm learning that about ourselves. I'm not and I'm not mad about it.
Rebecca Smith:You're okay with it.
Angeline Compau:I'm okay.
Rebecca Smith:Yes,
Angeline Compau:yes.
Rebecca Smith:All right. Do you guys want to hear some trivia?
Josh Smith:I do.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Josh Smith:I'm ready.
Rebecca Smith:After the makeup and clothing was applied for the Jewish character, Saul, Eddie Murphy wanted to test the makeup and costume out. He got on a golf cart and drove from one studio department to another in Paramount Studios. He would get out of the cart and say his regular and say in his regular voice. Hi, I'm Eddie Murphy. No one believed him
Angeline Compau:oh my gosh, that's funny.
Josh Smith:That's good.
Rebecca Smith:Yes. The McDowell's restaurant was
Angeline Compau:That is good. actually a Wendy's on Queens Boulevard that was scheduled to be closed for renovation. The production had approved had approval from McDonald's corporate headquarters, which apparently didn't pass the word down to their local outlets. On the day that McDowell sign went up. The manager of the McDonald's one half mile up the road arrived with his lawyer and took photographs testing or telling the set dressing crew that they are going to be sued for everything they were worth. The restaurant remained in business until early 2013. The building has since been demolished. Dang.
Rebecca Smith:Okay. Angeline, the homeless man that received money from Prince Akeem. The two when he gave it to them at the end are the Duke brothers from trading places. So you need to watch Trading Places now because you haven't seen that.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I haven't seen that.
Josh Smith:That's not a bad one.
Angeline Compau:No?
Rebecca Smith:I love that. That's a great Christmas movie.
Josh Smith:It's got Jamie Lee Curtis naked.
Rebecca Smith:That's the first time you see Jamie Lee Curtis'
Angeline Compau:What?
Rebecca Smith:Boobs. Yeah.
Angeline Compau:The first time you see him again?
Josh Smith:the first time.
Rebecca Smith:I don't remember if she showed them again. Do you know?
Josh Smith:so does Jamie Lee Curtis show off ta tas again, I think not.
Rebecca Smith:I don't know. Okay.
Angeline Compau:wow,
Rebecca Smith:Cuba Gooding Jr. shot a scene in which his character boy getting hair cut, tells Clarance that he does not have the money to pay for his haircut. Clearance responds by shaving a bald patch out of the boy's hair. But to Gooding's disappointment, the scene was, cut.
Angeline Compau:oh, that would have been funny, they should have left that in. Is there an extended version of the movie.
Rebecca Smith:I don't know, I wonder if you like, buy it on DVD. Sometimes they have like they show the cut.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Scenes. John Landis, the director of this movie and Eddie Murphy did not get along, Murphy vowed to never work with Landis again. The two later reconciled and Murphy personally asked Landis to direct Beverly Hills Cop three in 94.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Rebecca Smith:he said, So Landis was his first director on Trading Places. That was his first movie that he did. And Landis was like, it was awesome. Like, he just wanted to know about everything, because it was his very first movie and he hadn't done it before and he was like, so open to learning and taking direction. And so then this movie comes along, and Eddie, Landis had just had like a string of like, flops. And so Eddie Murphy's like, I'll give him a break or whatever. And so let him direct this and they were like, he goes, he still wanted to treat me like I was a kid. And this is now what, five or 10? Five or six years later
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:or somethinglike that. And I'm not that person anymore.
Angeline Compau:Do you know who I am?
Rebecca Smith:Exactly. And so that's where they kind of butt heads, I guess. Yeah. Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall revealed during their march 2021 visit to Jimmy Kimmel Live, that Louie Anderson was cast in coming to America as McDowell's employee, Maurice, only because the studio mandated a white comedian appear in the 88 comedy. According to the actors, Paramount went so far as to give them a list of three white actors to choose from. They chose Anderson because Murphy and Hall were fans of his stand up comedy. They didn't reveal who the other options were. I would want to know that.
Angeline Compau:Yes. Yeah. But I do like Louie Anderson
Rebecca Smith:I want to know. Oh, guess who the choreographer of the film was Angeline?
Angeline Compau:Who?
Rebecca Smith:Think of an iconic like 80s. choreographer,
Angeline Compau:Janet Jackson.
Rebecca Smith:No.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Rebecca Smith:she was Janet Jackson's choreographer, though,
Angeline Compau:Paul Abdul.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Okay. Thank you. Good job. Way to redeem yourself on that.
Josh Smith:I was sweating bullets on that one myself
Angeline Compau:I was, too. Hey, she came up with that whole dance sequence in the beginning, because I loved it.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And I wanted to learn it.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:that whole dance thing was so cool.
Rebecca Smith:That was cool. Sydney Poiteir was originally considered for the role of King Joffrey Joffer. Which I liked James Earl Jones.
Angeline Compau:Me too
Josh Smith:RIP Sydney
Rebecca Smith:I know. I'm so sad that he died. Do you know who Sidney Poitier is?
Angeline Compau:No.
Rebecca Smith:Really?
Josh Smith:Lilies in the Field. And Guess Who's Coming to Dinner.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? He was really big in the in the 60s. He was the first actor to win an Oscar a black actor for Best Actor right? I think it was for Lilies of the Field
Josh Smith:He did win win in the field. Angeline, you need to wake up! Wake up and smell the history.
Angeline Compau:Oh my bad. I need to do that for sure.
Rebecca Smith:When King Joffrey Jaffer comes looking for his son Akeem at McDowell's restaurant his line: "No, do not alert him to my presence. I shall deal with him myself."
Josh Smith:Oh, that's from Star Wars.
Rebecca Smith:It's an homage to Darth Vader.
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Rebecca Smith:in Star Wars Episode Four Return of the Jedi has a similar line. "No. Leave him to me. I will deal with him myself."
Josh Smith:He's referring to Luke Skywalker. Luke I am your father.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, and then in Star Wars Episode Five. The Empire Strikes Back Vader says to an admiral or Vader kills an admiral for an error saying they have been alerted to your presence. Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I like Star Wars.
Rebecca Smith:Star Wars was good shit.
Angeline Compau:I like it. I like it a lot.
Rebecca Smith:What would you if you could keep anything from this movie? Like any prop or piece of clothing? What would you want?
Angeline Compau:Oh, those earrings.
Rebecca Smith:that's what I would say two or his lion pelts.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god.
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:definitely, um
Josh Smith:I want that lion pelt because every time I have to wear a suit, I'm fucking putting that thing on. I'm showing up to a wedding or a funeral with that lion pelt strapped across my body.
Rebecca Smith:I hope to God it's not real lion. But
Angeline Compau:no, I hope I hope so too.
Josh Smith:Yeah. If I told you what I got it, they'd be they'd be okay with it.
Rebecca Smith:Do you think so?
Angeline Compau:Do you want those crowns that look like little kids made them?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I didn't like the necklaces either.
Angeline Compau:They're cheap on the costuming there.
Josh Smith:They didn't go cheap on the animals and all that shit running around they had a lot of animals.
Rebecca Smith:Did you see? Do you know who Babar is?
Angeline Compau:Like a little kid cartoon?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, It's Babar the elephant. So when the lf the little baby elephant ran by he's like, hello Babar. did you not
Angeline Compau:I did, but I was like, I don't know. catch that?
Josh Smith:Zebras and giraffes.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Josh Smith:A lot. It was a lot of animals
Angeline Compau:it was
Josh Smith:I was very pleased.
Rebecca Smith:It was
Angeline Compau:yeah, I didn't. I caught that. But I'd like didn't know if that's why he said it. I was like, isn't that a reference to that? I couldn't even remember how old that cartoon was. Clearly it's that old
Rebecca Smith:it's from when I was kid.
Angeline Compau:I didn't know that. That's weird.
Rebecca Smith:It started out as books. It was children's books. then it was a cartoon,
Josh Smith:I would say that our podcasts are better when we don't all liked the movie.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Josh Smith:I think so
Angeline Compau:I hated it. Just kidding. Just kidding.
Josh Smith:You suck.
Angeline Compau:I know.
Josh Smith:But it was good. I mean, I wouldn't.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, there's nothing to debate about.
Angeline Compau:No,
Josh Smith:If it was on TV, I don't know that I put it on.
Rebecca Smith:Here's the thing though. Angeline has to see these because they're classics of American cinema.
Angeline Compau:That is true.
Josh Smith:I agree. That was a classic, especially the barbershop scenes. You need to see those.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, those were really good. That was hilarious.
Rebecca Smith:Yes, well, if you had to pick another movie for her, what would it be?
Josh Smith:I would pick Grumpy Old Men.
Rebecca Smith:That's not a classic.
Josh Smith:Yes it is.
Angeline Compau:I sit with one every week.
Rebecca Smith:Exactly.
Angeline Compau:I feel like I have when it came out.
Rebecca Smith:She feels like she lives it.
Angeline Compau:I was Yeah, I do. That's number one. But it came out in like 94 or something. And I think I watched it when I was four, so I don't get any of it.
Rebecca Smith:Really, you would pick Grumpy Old Men is like a classic movie?
Josh Smith:It's a great movie.
Rebecca Smith:Just because you like it.
Josh Smith:Burgess, Burgess Meredith, Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, are you kidding me?
Rebecca Smith:who are the women?
Angeline Compau:Now I know why you are the way you are.
Josh Smith:I think Sophie Loren is this is the second one not the first I don't know the woman's name and the first one
Rebecca Smith:Ann Margaret.
Josh Smith:Ann Margaret.
Angeline Compau:This is why we lost at trivia. This is why right here.
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:It's your Ace in the Hole.
Josh Smith:You know what? You're the other reason you lost? because you suck.
Angeline Compau:Nope. No, we were really good.
Josh Smith:Here's the other part. Your brother sucks. You're both sucked.
Angeline Compau:We did that day, but I bet, I bet
Rebecca Smith:we're gonna have a rematch.
Angeline Compau:Yes. And I want to pick out really hard cards for you guys.
Josh Smith:If we're gonna have a rematch honey, we're gonna literally have to bring something unopened because these two fucking guys will be at home studying every card marking cards. Like, literally, we cannot expect a fair game.
Angeline Compau:That's true. I will go buy that game just to study the cards.
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I would do that.
Rebecca Smith:Oh my gosh,
Angeline Compau:I take it serious.
Rebecca Smith:What if we play like a real trivia game? Like a trivial pursuit or something? But now like the old like a updated version?
Josh Smith:Oh, no, no, I want to play the old version.
Rebecca Smith:I wouldn't know anything in the old version except for maybe entertainment
Angeline Compau:me either, entertain Yeah, even entertainment. I'm not gonna know from the 20's
Josh Smith:I say we go at it head to head original version.
Angeline Compau:No,
Josh Smith:then I'm not playing. I'm out.
Rebecca Smith:Shut up. You're playing.
Josh Smith:I'm out!
Angeline Compau:Why are we acting like Josh not playing is like a bad thing?
Rebecca Smith:That's true.
Angeline Compau:Let's get them out of here. You're out.
Josh Smith:But you can't ever get even if I don't play. You've lost to me.
Angeline Compau:I feel like
Rebecca Smith:which makes me feel like you're not very confident in your skills.
Josh Smith:I'm confident in my skills. I just
Rebecca Smith:oh, no no, you're confident your skills because you think you know the old school version. You're not competent. anything new.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, exactly.
Josh Smith:I don't know a lot of new stuff.
Angeline Compau:Why do we have to conform for you? Let's do the new version. Because that's what the majority wants. Nobody cares what you want.
Josh Smith:I guess that's it,
Angeline Compau:I guess that's it.
Josh Smith:nobody cares what I want. we go with the majority.
Angeline Compau:Yep.
Josh Smith:The majority. What was the movie you watched last week?
Rebecca Smith:Idiocracy.
Angeline Compau:Don't answer him,
Josh Smith:yeah, that's what's gonna happen. We keep going with Angeline's, the majority we'll end up right in the middle of Idiocracy.
Rebecca Smith:What?
Josh Smith:Is that what you want? Angeline? Is that what you really want?
Rebecca Smith:this coming from a man who knows nothing about modern
Josh Smith:You want to get jerked off when you walk into Starbucks, is that what you're looking for?
Angeline Compau:Yes, yes. So I don't have to do it myself.
Rebecca Smith:So it's Idiocracy when Josh can't even play a newer version of it.
Angeline Compau:Right, right.
Josh Smith:I don't feel like this is very fair. All right.
Rebecca Smith:Ok, how about this will play Trivial Pursuit. We'll, the answer questions from modern day the the latest edition and you can answer questions from the old one. How's that?
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:since you're so comfortable with it,
Josh Smith:I'm not that comfortable.
Rebecca Smith:Well, then why are you saying that?
Josh Smith:I will play whatever game I'm ordered to play.
Rebecca Smith:You're such a dick. You're being a doucher.
Angeline Compau:No words right now.
Josh Smith:No words right now.
Angeline Compau:You are so difficult.
Josh Smith:I don't know what you're talking about.
Rebecca Smith:he's just being antagonistic.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. That's you last week
Josh Smith:I'm only antagonistic to you.
Angeline Compau:You last week about my movie.
Josh Smith:Oh, no, no, that was not antagonistic. That movie sucked. Anyway, let's talk about this movie.
Angeline Compau:Thanks.
Josh Smith:This movie did not suck.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god,
Josh Smith:that's what I would say.
Angeline Compau:It didn't I agree.
Rebecca Smith:There's nothing to talk about this movie because we're all agree in agreement.
Josh Smith:Well, let's talk about next weekend's plans for both of us. Our groups. You got a girls weekend taking place. Right here in this house.
Angeline Compau:Oh Yeah,
Josh Smith:you got man whores coming over for strip shows? I'm sure.
Rebecca Smith:I wish.
Angeline Compau:Why don't we do that?
Rebecca Smith:Do you really want a male stripper?
Angeline Compau:Kinda?
Rebecca Smith:You do?
Josh Smith:What happens if Wilbur claws has dinger?
Rebecca Smith:Oh my god, Jasper will.
Josh Smith:Oh my gosh, that'll be a snout up. The dude's gonna get literally ass raped by Jasper's snout.
Rebecca Smith:Let's make him lay down on the couch and see what happens.
Josh Smith:Oh my god. No we want you to lay down face first and then you all back away and Jasper just gets in there. You'd have to pull that dog of, oh
Rebecca Smith:snout full of butt
Josh Smith:wash Jasper's nose before I come home please.
Rebecca Smith:No,
Angeline Compau:no
Josh Smith:I don't want that dog coming up and trying to you know sniff me with man ass all over his nose
Angeline Compau:Nope, we're leaving the ass juice on.
Josh Smith:So you got strippers coming over man strippers
Angeline Compau:we should really look into that. She is nervous cuz I'm serious.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I know you are, that's why I am nervous. How much does a male stripper cost? What's the cost of a male stripper nowadays? And will they come to your house because of COVID
Angeline Compau:maybe not
Josh Smith:good point.
Angeline Compau:Maybe not
Josh Smith:although I gotta be honest, I'm not really sure that the male strippers worry
Rebecca Smith:Not sure how particular they are
Angeline Compau:looking it up
Rebecca Smith:are you looking up? What does a gigolo cost? Would you ever have sex with a stripper a male stripper Angeline, like for bachelorette party
Angeline Compau:Hell no, their dirty. No,
Rebecca Smith:yet, you want your balls in your face on your birthday
Josh Smith:Becky and I do not want you to have sex with a stripper in our house. You can take it out to your car and do whatever you want in our driveway but we don't want to happening in our house.
Angeline Compau:oh my god.
Rebecca Smith:go have some dirty driveway sex
Josh Smith:can you contain yourself enough to keep yourself dressed while in our house.
Angeline Compau:I'm not listening to you I'm googling strippers right now. I'm takeing it to you bed.
Rebecca Smith:I don't know if I want to give strippers my address.
Angeline Compau:Good point.
Rebecca Smith:you don't know me
Angeline Compau:good point.
Rebecca Smith:You don't know my address
Josh Smith:give Joe and Liz's address
Angeline Compau:yes drive here but we're gonna walk over here
Josh Smith:ah, other one is and I'm going up north for my annual man trip the eighth fantasy.
Angeline Compau:You need to come up with a new name for that
Josh Smith:annual man trip?
Angeline Compau:All right!
Josh Smith:annual Fantasy Football vacation.
Angeline Compau:That's a little better. Does't sound very like man on man action is gonna go down. Cuz that's what it sounded like the first time
Josh Smith:There's no,
Angeline Compau:The man trip
Josh Smith:there's no man on man action. It's eight old grumpy dudes that go
Rebecca Smith:didn't you guys get strippers one time on your man trip?
Josh Smith:No, never.
Rebecca Smith:Or did you go see strippers that were like up north strippers?
Josh Smith:No, I don't even think they don't think there's anything like that up there.
Rebecca Smith:I thought you did it. I thought you told me you did. You found one.
Angeline Compau:I found a website.
Rebecca Smith:Oh God. What is it called?
Angeline Compau:Detroit mailstripper.com. Why do I have this strange feeling that this is like a fake website and the cops are going to be showing up?
Rebecca Smith:Exactly. We're gonna get mugged.
Josh Smith:Most
Angeline Compau:I'm just looking
Josh Smith:likely to commit statutory rape, Angeline.
Angeline Compau:why would a stripper be under age?
Josh Smith:I don't know. That's how they put themselves through
Rebecca Smith:college?
Josh Smith:tough spots and college and
Angeline Compau:they're 18 It's, their fine.
Josh Smith:Becky, will you please make sure you ask for ID
Rebecca Smith:I'm not asking for anything. I'm not going to touch anything on a stripper
Angeline Compau:we're not getting a stripper. It's all good. We're safe. We're safe.
Rebecca Smith:who could we hire to come strip for you?
Josh Smith:Joe the cop?
Angeline Compau:Oh my god.
Rebecca Smith:Make him come in his uniform.
Angeline Compau:Joe, Joe next weekend's my birthday. If you're listening, please.
Josh Smith:He won't listen to it
Rebecca Smith:He won't listen until after.
Angeline Compau:Joe. Joe. Let's call Joe. Next week is my birthdaty. Please come over in uniform.
Josh Smith:I'm sure Liz would love that.
Rebecca Smith:Honey, call Joe and see if he's awake.
Josh Smith:I don't want to call Joe this late.
Rebecca Smith:It's 8 o'clock.
Josh Smith:I don't know what kind of shift he works. Just text him.
Rebecca Smith:Oh my gosh.
Angeline Compau:Joe,
Josh Smith:I'll text him, let me get my phone.
Angeline Compau:Joe, I know you're gonna hear this late. And you can give me a late birthday present. Please come over. I'll give you my address. slide into my DMs. Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:he was over here last night. He got to see Josh in Josh's is drunken stupor
Angeline Compau:Yeah? I wish he would have gave you one of those sobriety tests and we could see how you did?
Rebecca Smith:Well Josh basically admitted he was seeing double so
Angeline Compau:awesome.
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So what was the occasion that you wanted to get super smashed?
Josh Smith:First ice fishing trip of the year.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah, that's right, you already said
Josh Smith:Had the boys over that.
Angeline Compau:I ignored it.
Josh Smith:It was a good time, had the boys over
Angeline Compau:Wow.
Josh Smith:drilled some holes.
Angeline Compau:I bet you did
Rebecca Smith:You walked right into that one.
Josh Smith:sunk a few lines.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. drilled some holes.
Rebecca Smith:Sunk some lines
Josh Smith:Good time sitting on the ice. Chilling out.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Beautiful day out there.
Angeline Compau:drilled some holes.
Josh Smith:drilling holes and dropping lines, drinkin brewskis.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:In the shanty. It was fun.
Angeline Compau:and you call me a bad person?
Josh Smith:So I gotta text Joe Ashley.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, I texted him. He has an answered back, but
Angeline Compau:he's probably afraid we're gonna call him
Rebecca Smith:he probably is
Josh Smith:can you come over what day is it? Saturday?
Rebecca Smith:Saturday
Angeline Compau:in uniform. put handcuffs on me.
Rebecca Smith:Oh my gosh.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:I don't think he'd be allowed to wear his uniform or something like that. Unless he was actually arresting you.
Angeline Compau:Nobody has to know everyone has to put their phones somewhere. They can't have
Rebecca Smith:no phones.
Angeline Compau:no phones.
Rebecca Smith:So you're gonna have a man hole weekend next weekend, right?
Josh Smith:Oh, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:What do you guys do on these man things.
Angeline Compau:Drill some holes.
Rebecca Smith:drop some lines
Josh Smith:I will take my ice fishing equipment. But normally, we do nothing.
Rebecca Smith:Did you find a place to have it?
Josh Smith:John does John does and every year. Nobody, nobody lives a finger because we're all fucking lazy. And then John will come in and rent a place. I'll probably get there. I don't know. Nine or 10 at night on Friday. We drink beer on Friday. And maybe play cards. And then Saturday we we drink beer and eat a lot. There's a lot of eating. And then we watch football. Maybe we go ice fishing. and then we eat, that's it
Angeline Compau:Wow.
Rebecca Smith:That's a riveting.
Josh Smith:It just basically sit up there for two days and cut on each other. drilling holes.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:drilling holes,
Angeline Compau:yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Drinking beer,
Josh Smith:drilling holes, drinking beer.
Rebecca Smith:playing poker,
Josh Smith:playing poker playing cards.
Angeline Compau:I just want you to know that we are going to be having so much more fun than you.
Josh Smith:I think it's it's it's a fitting type of fun for us.
Rebecca Smith:We're going to have more fun in one night than your whole weekend.
Angeline Compau:That's true.
Josh Smith:I can tell you that. That the kind of trip I'm going on. I don't think I think I think two people shower. It's kind of like a guy trip.
Angeline Compau:Ew,
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:I don't know why I'm ewing though because I don't shower every day
Rebecca Smith:I was gonna say ew too, but then I haden't showered.
Josh Smith:do yo not shower every day.
Angeline Compau:No
Rebecca Smith:Yourshower every day.
Josh Smith:I do except once in a while on a Saturday
Rebecca Smith:when you don't have to work you don't shower.
Josh Smith:I shower if I was sweating or you know,
Angeline Compau:if I'm gross. I'll shower but I'm not gonna say I shower everyday guys. Sorry.
Josh Smith:In the summer. I don't shower. Because I'm always swimming.
Rebecca Smith:Josh takes lake baths.
Angeline Compau:I think you need to shower more in the summer Lake is not a bathtub.
Josh Smith:It is when you put soap on your body.
Angeline Compau:I've seen you use dish soap
Rebecca Smith:It's so weird
Angeline Compau:it is weird. He thinks he's like taking a shower
Rebecca Smith:No, he uses like hotel soaps and shampoos.
Angeline Compau:Oh, that's cute. I saw you use dish soap once. I thought
Rebecca Smith:you did?
Angeline Compau:I thought
Josh Smith:whatever. It's all the same chemicals.
Rebecca Smith:I think. I think you bathed Jasper with dish soap once.
Josh Smith:I did. I did. with Dawn because it's delicate enough for little baby ducks.
Angeline Compau:Remember when he called Dawn Palmolitive? remember when you did that?
Josh Smith:Palmolitive just stuck in my head.
Rebecca Smith:It's not even Palmolitiveve say it right.
Josh Smith:That's how you
Rebecca Smith:It's Palmolive
Josh Smith:Oh.
Rebecca Smith:And we made fun of you last time for calling it Palmolitive
Josh Smith:I didn't pick up on that
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh
Josh Smith:I didn't pick up on that at all.
Angeline Compau:has Joe texted you back yet? I'm really concerned. really concerned.
Rebecca Smith:He might be in bed Angeline.
Josh Smith:Angeline, He's an officer of the law. He goes to bed so that he can get up and protect us protecting and serving
Angeline Compau:does he want to protect and serve me next weekend? He's gonna hear this and be like your friend is creepy.
Josh Smith:His uh, his partner Liz is gonna hear it and think you're creepy too. That's awesome.
Angeline Compau:I know.
Josh Smith:I'm gonna introduce you to her.
Angeline Compau:No
Rebecca Smith:Liz would probably just laugh.
Angeline Compau:Ok, good cuz, I'm joking
Rebecca Smith:I'm gonna let Liz beat your ass. Liz would be like, send him over, Ok, if
Angeline Compau:She probably could. that's really what you want. Yes,
Rebecca Smith:Liz would probably come over and video.
Angeline Compau:Oh, Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Alright, so clearly, we went rogue on this because we all agree that we like this movie,
Angeline Compau:right?
Josh Smith:Was that the last of the movies?
Rebecca Smith:Yes. We're starting a new series.
Angeline Compau:We are even though I feel like I feel like I should pick out another movie.
Josh Smith:No, no I don't think we should.
Angeline Compau:What?
Rebecca Smith:You can, you want to redeem yourself?
Josh Smith:No, no,
Rebecca Smith:it's only fair. We got two
Josh Smith:how did I get two?
Rebecca Smith:well you and I got one each. That's two for her. So she should get two for us. But you're gonna have to decide now so we can tell people what it is.
Angeline Compau:Oh, I don't know. I don't know that maybe this will be a surprise one.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, maybe.
Josh Smith:I guarantee I'm not gonna be surprised. It will suck.
Angeline Compau:See what I mean?
Rebecca Smith:See, we need to put it out on Instagram you need to put up an Instagram poll for people Millennials of your generation who likes what movie would you want Josh to watch? What, do it on your Instagram.
Josh Smith:The only vote I'm interested is Greg Louganis, Greg.
Angeline Compau:Ah,
Josh Smith:what movie do you want me to watch?
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Greg.
Rebecca Smith:We'll @ Greg Louganis, and ask him and see if we get a reply.
Josh Smith:Let me know Greg,
Rebecca Smith:he's a very busy man though, I wouldn't count on it.
Josh Smith:Greg? I could use some help.
Angeline Compau:I could too actually I need a good movie. For Josh to watch. Honestly, at this point. I hope you do hate it. I hope I make you sit through another two hour movie that you hate.
Rebecca Smith:Yes,
Angeline Compau:yes.
Rebecca Smith:Don't worry about me. If I've seen it, Angeline, just pick the best movie that you think for Josh.
Angeline Compau:Twilight. No, I'm just kidding
Rebecca Smith:he likes that.
Angeline Compau:Ah, you like Twilight and you don't like Idiocracy?
Josh Smith:No, I didn't like Twilight.
Angeline Compau:oh my god.
Rebecca Smith:What?
Angeline Compau:Oh my god.
Josh Smith:I thought the first one was okay, but after that it just kind of got chintzy.
Rebecca Smith:But you watched them all
Angeline Compau:but you just said. You don't like Idiocracy. And you like Twilight?
Josh Smith:I didn't like Twilight. I didn't hate Twilight.
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh.
Josh Smith:I mean I liked the Lord of the Rings. Twilight, eh.
Angeline Compau:That's actually that is another problem I have
Rebecca Smith:but you liked it enough to watch all of them.
Josh Smith:Yes
Rebecca Smith:If you didn't like it, then you wouldn't have continued to watch the other ones.
Angeline Compau:I read all the books.
Josh Smith:I don't think I,
Rebecca Smith:Yes you did?
Josh Smith:The very last one? How many were there?
Rebecca Smith:I'm pretty sure you watched them all.
Angeline Compau:I have no shame
Rebecca Smith:I think there were three
Josh Smith:I saw the one where she had she was gonna have a baby.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, that's the last one.
Josh Smith:Which I think it's possible for a vampire to impregnate a woman.
Angeline Compau:Oh, it's not supposed to be possible. She got in a lot of trouble with Volturi. Like
Josh Smith:Ok, shhh
Rebecca Smith:get away Angeline.
Angeline Compau:Sorry.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Josh Smith:So you pick the movie, Angeline.
Angeline Compau:We'll see.
Josh Smith:I'm sure it will suck.
Angeline Compau:Probably, I hope it does.
Josh Smith:I think we should make Angeline watch platoon.
Rebecca Smith:What?
Angeline Compau:Why?
Josh Smith:It's a good movie
Angeline Compau:You know what movie I like better? Stripes.
Rebecca Smith:That's a good movie.
Josh Smith:It's a good movie. It's a little bit of a different genre than Platoon.
Angeline Compau:It's like army.
Josh Smith:Comedy. Dama. Oh, yeah, but not a lot of humor in platoon.
Angeline Compau:That's why I don't want to watch it. That's why Stripes is better.
Rebecca Smith:I'm not a big military person.
Josh Smith:I like the part in stripes where they're asking the guys you know in the line. And you know Boxers or briefs. And Bill Murray goes do you have anything in a mesh. Such a great line.
Rebecca Smith:What were you doing training, sir.
Josh Smith:You couldn't do that anymore, that movie
Angeline Compau:No,
Josh Smith:no,
Rebecca Smith:there's a lot of movies from the 80s you can't do anymore.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:But even your Idiocracy said you couldn't
Angeline Compau:Oh no, no,no, no. Not good for today.
Josh Smith:Super homophobic.
Angeline Compau:Very
Josh Smith:dirty bastards.
Angeline Compau:Very.
Rebecca Smith:I didn't know that about Louie Anderson that they made them have a white person in the movie, that's so
Angeline Compau:that's so weird, yeah, dumb
Rebecca Smith:that it had to be a white comedian.
Josh Smith:I wonder how he felt about he's like, so
Angeline Compau:I'm just here.
Rebecca Smith:I'm just here
Angeline Compau:I have to be
Josh Smith:I'm your token.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:I mean, he did it.
Josh Smith:That's because he got a check. He's like yeah I'll do it give me $150,000 I'll be your white boy.
Angeline Compau:Yep. I would too
Rebecca Smith:I would
Angeline Compau:I would do it.
Josh Smith:For $150,000 geeze ladies. That's a tough choice.
Rebecca Smith:There was something on Facebook that said would you sell your dog for $250,000?
Josh Smith:No.
Rebecca Smith:Yes. In a second
Josh Smith:never happen. Rone dog get in here
Rebecca Smith:Jasper you're getting sold.
Angeline Compau:If it was my cat 100% No.
Rebecca Smith:Really?
Josh Smith:I can't sell the rone dog.
Rebecca Smith:What if you knew was going to like a good person?
Josh Smith:No.
Angeline Compau:But then I wouldn't have her
Josh Smith:It's the rone dog
Rebecca Smith:get another one.
Josh Smith:No
Angeline Compau:My cat is so attached to me. She would never go somebody else she just she wouldn't survive
Josh Smith:you're not giving away my dog.
Rebecca Smith:I feel like a monster but I do it
Josh Smith:I would not do it can't give away the rone dog
Rebecca Smith:what about for a cool half a mil
Josh Smith:can't giveaway the bone cat either
Rebecca Smith:half a million dollars angeline for you cat
Angeline Compau:there'd have to be some loophole that I could get her back after I get the money
Rebecca Smith:No, that's not how it works.
Angeline Compau:Nobody said I had to give her away forever just for like a minute and then I get her back
Rebecca Smith:no, you have to get rid of your cat your cat goes away to somebody else
Angeline Compau:no
Rebecca Smith:for half a million dollars.
Angeline Compau:no
Josh Smith:No, can't do it.
Rebecca Smith:oh my god you guys are ridiculous.
Angeline Compau:I know
Josh Smith:loyal to our pets
Rebecca Smith:Ridiculous
Angeline Compau:Ioyal, I like the way he thinks right now loyal
Rebecca Smith:you guys make it sound like it's some fucking indecent proposal or something.
Angeline Compau:Now if it was that if it was my spouse, yes, take them.
Rebecca Smith:Anginlene would be like,
Angeline Compau:I don't even have one.
Rebecca Smith:I would do it for $50
Angeline Compau:I have no spouse but take them.
Rebecca Smith:Josh, if somebody offered you a half a mil for me, would you let them?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:No
Angeline Compau:Why?
Josh Smith:No, now, if somebody's offering
Rebecca Smith:Because I'm not worth it?
Josh Smith:If it was half a million for me, I'd say Okay, I'll do it even if it was something disgusting for us because then you know, it was disgusting. I did it for the team
Rebecca Smith:well, what if it's not somebody disgusting
Josh Smith:somebody said somebody said Josh,
Rebecca Smith:so basiclly it's okay for you to get half a million to sell yourself but not okay for me.
Josh Smith:I'd be like selling myself to some, like 70 year old man to touch me or something like but I do it for you.
Angeline Compau:Wow.
Josh Smith:I need a little more than half a million.
Rebecca Smith:what if a guy wanted you to blow him. Would you do that?
Josh Smith:I just don't think I could do it. I would have to try but I just I feel like I would just fuck. I don't know. I don't know what I would do. I can't do it.
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh,
Josh Smith:I would want to do it for us. But I can't, I can't blow a dude. Nothing against other dudes that do blow dudes that's, that's your business. I just don't.
Rebecca Smith:I don't think you know how to do it.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, you're not supposed to just blow on it. That's not how it works. Just so you know,
Josh Smith:got it. Got it.
Rebecca Smith:Can I tell you what Josh said to me one time?
Josh Smith:No, you can't tell her!
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:Don't say.
Rebecca Smith:I'm saying it.
Josh Smith:No, no. My, my sisters listen to this show.
Angeline Compau:You can edit it out so you can tell me.
Rebecca Smith:It's not bad. I mean, it was bad for him because I got super mad
Josh Smith:Work people, my work people listen to this, you can't talk about this stuff.
Rebecca Smith:It's not my fault.
Angeline Compau:The "come to daddy" that's already out there.
Josh Smith:That wasn't really sexual. It was going to be sexual until I ran into the bedpost and went down hard.
Rebecca Smith:This wasn't sexual either. This was not sexual either, because it was after the fact.
Angeline Compau:Oh, my God.
Josh Smith:Let it go.
Rebecca Smith:I'm spilling it.
Josh Smith:Let it go.
Rebecca Smith:You want to know what he said Angeline?
Angeline Compau:I mean, if you edit it out, because he's really uncomfortable.
Rebecca Smith:Like are you coming back?
Josh Smith:No, I'm getting my Metamucil
Angeline Compau:Oh, my gosh.
Rebecca Smith:Joshua we are in the middle of the podcast.
Angeline Compau:Leave that in.
Rebecca Smith:Get in here.
Angeline Compau:Unbelievable.
Josh Smith:It was unbelievable. unbelievably good. Right there.
Angeline Compau:You're talking about your Metamucil?
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:I'm talking about what you said to your wife.
Josh Smith:Literally. It was over a decade ago. You know this right.
Angeline Compau:I don't care. You should have known better.
Josh Smith:I would say a long time. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:We were just dating. And I still married him.
Angeline Compau:Why would you do that?
Rebecca Smith:I know
Josh Smith:for my money.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, you had so much money.
Josh Smith:I didn't.
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh.
Josh Smith:We had a nice little bungalow in grosse pointe.
Angeline Compau:Oh, that's cute.
Josh Smith:It was a reasonably cute house had I have been handy we could have done a lot with that house. Because it had good bones all plaster walls brick on the outside.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah it was cute.
Josh Smith:Except that the basement leaked a little bit.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Josh Smith:And that one time the sewer backed up in the toilet downstairs which was kind of gross.
Rebecca Smith:I don't think I was there for that
Josh Smith:shit everywhere.
Angeline Compau:So was that your house and then you moved into it?
Josh Smith:Yeah, but I just bought it. Yeah, then it had the cloud wallpaper.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, in the one room that we didn't ever use.
Josh Smith:My first year in that house. She wasn't there my first winter, i was like you know, I was a single guy, my heating bill's kind of high I'm like I only set the heat on like 66, 67. Golly, then finally I figured out at the end of winter. I'm like, oh, window the back rooms open. All winter long.
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh.
Josh Smith:It was Awesome.
Angeline Compau:So funny story. I Mallory had a Christmas party like a month or so ago. And a couple of guys like went around and just fuck with shit in her house. And like, like made her pictures crooked and went into her bathroom and hid the toilet paper thing because the stand like and which by like they got me with that because I went to go pee and I was like, Where the fuck is the toilet paper? But I found out later they left her window open a crack like so you wouldn't even know it but like they left it open and I was like, that is so dirty
Rebecca Smith:that is
Angeline Compau:that is dirty but it was funny. On me
Rebecca Smith:dirty
Angeline Compau:so Mallory, if your listening, your window's open
Josh Smith:my wife, My wife often leaves me with no toilet paper in the bathroom as well.
Rebecca Smith:That's not true
Angeline Compau:That's Wilbur.
Josh Smith:Wilbur, also. Fucking cat.
Rebecca Smith:No, I leave you with appropriate amount of toilet paper for someone who doesn't use half a roll to wipe their ass.
Josh Smith:I'm a very clean person.
Angeline Compau:Then you should get a bidet.
Josh Smith:I want one.
Angeline Compau:You should get one.
Josh Smith:I do. It's my dream? They've got bidet's that have heated, I've researched
Rebecca Smith:They make toilets that are that double.
Josh Smith:You know, I kind of want a separate throne. I'd like a separate bidet.
Rebecca Smith:Are you gonna we're meeting with our contractor on Thursday you're gonna request it
Josh Smith:no, we're trying to cut costs, not add costs.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, but we're not doing the bathtub upstairs.
Josh Smith:We are sticking with the hot tub.
Angeline Compau:Get in the shower, and like hose off.
Rebecca Smith:He does that too
Josh Smith:I do but not every time I take a crap.
Angeline Compau:That's what I mean. That's basically a bidet just hose your crap down.
Josh Smith:I don't have time to take a shower after I take a shit.
Angeline Compau:I didn't say take a whole shower like get the handheld things, bring it up the bunghole.
Josh Smith:So when I'm at work do I just take it attach it to the sink and somebody comes propped up on the counter doing a tripod, hosing my asshole out. just to let them know. Hey, this is what the girl in the podcast told me do
Angeline Compau:when you're at home because obviously work doesn't have bidets.
Josh Smith:No, they don't. And if they did I can't use a public bidet,
Angeline Compau:exactly, so you wouldn't do that. Anyway.
Rebecca Smith:He only poops at home on the weekend.
Angeline Compau:Okay,
Josh Smith:that's really it. I mean, most of my shits come in the work environment.
Angeline Compau:You're not gonna get your money's worth out of a bidet.
Josh Smith:I will when I retire.
Angeline Compau:Just use the thing in the shower hose off your crack.
Rebecca Smith:He does. That's where ironically, we got the name of his fantasy football team.
Josh Smith:It's true. I'm a very clean person. I like to clean my body.
Angeline Compau:What is your name?
Josh Smith:Tripod sway.
Angeline Compau:Ooh.
Rebecca Smith:At our our condo in Edmonton, I was we had obviously shared one bathroom so we shared this bathroom. And the mirror there was like a glass shower behind the mirror and I was getting ready and I'm looking in the mirror just you know doing whatever I was doing. I turn around and shit you not this is what I see from Josh. Sorry, audience I know you can't get this visual. But this is
Angeline Compau:way we can go live.
Josh Smith:No, no. Need to go live.
Rebecca Smith:This is what he was doing. So basically, he was
Angeline Compau:I can't even get you.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, that's okay.
Josh Smith:Rhythm is gonna get you first.
Rebecca Smith:He basically bent over like this.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:So he was like spreading his cheek like this. His feet were like about shoulder width apart. Bent over spreading his cheeks and then just like swaying back and forth like this. To make sure every angle of his butt hit the water.
Josh Smith:If you don't have or don't have a detachable How are you gonna get rinsed?
Rebecca Smith:And i'm like, like literally he like his back was arched. It was like,
Angeline Compau:Oh, my gosh
Rebecca Smith:he's going to town. And I'm like, What the fuck? am I watching right now? What is happening? so, yeah, he's like, Uh huh. So I said is that some kind of like tripods way that you got going on there?
Josh Smith:Yes. It's how you gotta get clean. who else do you get it done.
Rebecca Smith:You could use a washcloth.
Josh Smith:But you gotta rinse. I'm, rincing
Rebecca Smith:really had to spread your cheeks that far and bend over and arch your back and sway back and forth
Josh Smith:to get a proper rinse. I don't now, now I got now I got the hose. So i'm good.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Josh Smith:They you know, the Europeans. Were making fun of Americans that have showers that don't do that. Because they said how do you clean your bum? That was one last
Rebecca Smith:with a washcloth.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:How do you rinse?
Rebecca Smith:What do you mean? How do you rinse your body? The water is washing down your body?
Josh Smith:I don't feel good enough. Right? Obviously the Europeans agree with me on this. Europeans are with me
Angeline Compau:Next time I shower I'm trying it. I'm just gonna spread my cheeks and see how it feels.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, just for your bunghole.
Angeline Compau:Yep. That's what's happening.
Josh Smith:Do you have a detachable showerhead?
Angeline Compau:Sure. Do.
Josh Smith:You don't need to?
Angeline Compau:Well, I still want to try it. I want to try your method.
Rebecca Smith:Try the sway.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:try the tripod sway
Rebecca Smith:She doesn't have a tripod
Angeline Compau:can't do that part, but i can sway.
Josh Smith:you just did the way sorry.
Angeline Compau:Mine's the taco sway
Rebecca Smith:gross
Josh Smith:so, um more important stuff. Very important stuff where you're talking about my trip.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, God.
Josh Smith:So I want to talk about things I can take notes on to comeback.
Angeline Compau:Anything Steve says
Rebecca Smith:here's what you should do is anytime there's like a heated argument or discussion at the poker table, just click record on your phone and just set it down.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I'll have to quietly do it.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. And then we'll have to get permission slips afterwards to use it
Josh Smith:no.
Rebecca Smith:They're all gonna be talking.
Josh Smith:Those names mean nothing to our audience. We'll see.
Angeline Compau:But I mean, I'm excited for this.
Josh Smith:I am too. I'm going to have to breast pocket the phone
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:All you're gonna hear is Josh like eating all the time because
Josh Smith:we put a sub like the size of this table out and it just gets knawed on all week.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god.
Rebecca Smith:So who's buying food for this?
Josh Smith:I'm sad to say,
Rebecca Smith:Or are you going old school?
Josh Smith:No, no, we don't that I don't buy anything Frank and Steve do all the shopping.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, but don't they usually don't you guys usually pick a nice dinner to have or something
Josh Smith:we used to. And then it got kind of like, people started bitching about how much time and effort they put into cooking because then they couldn't watch. And then we got that bitchy phase.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:everybody was bitching that so and so never did dishes and then we realize all we're doing is being a bunch of bitches.
Angeline Compau:Yep.
Josh Smith:So then we just started going out to dinner. However, I just proposed this time around that. I'd be happy to if they told me what to cook. I get the stuff and cook it. You know, I'm past that stage where I really give a shit if somebody else wants to cook or not. I don't mind cooking. I don't mind doing the dishes. As we mentioned, I'm a great dish doer.
Rebecca Smith:i Why cook? Why not just get takeout and bring it home?
Josh Smith:Well, Rick, who so the champions get to pick Rick just said he's a champion. Like I just want pizza. Hey, you know, maybe. Maybe you could make stuff for us.
Angeline Compau:She's busy. Because we're having a party.
Josh Smith:Are you making food for Angeline's party?
Rebecca Smith:Mm hmm.
Josh Smith:What are you making?
Rebecca Smith:nachos.
Angeline Compau:Face
Josh Smith:you know what?
Angeline Compau:and we're getting pizza.
Josh Smith:You know what would be a really good idea for the guys. If we just took two of those stouffers Lasagnas up.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Those are dirty.
Rebecca Smith:You should make a nacho you know how to make it.
Josh Smith:I would but
Rebecca Smith:it's like 10 pounds.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:Whatever. So Frank's gonna do all the shopping like I'll always
Rebecca Smith:I can put a nacho together for you. And you can just make it up there if you want. But I don't know how that's gonna survive your car ride.
Josh Smith:It won't. So the girls party, you're making them nachos.
Angeline Compau:I'm bringing pizzas.
Josh Smith:What? pizzas and nachos So then what's what's the activities? I mean, ours are
Angeline Compau:We're gonna go bowling.
Josh Smith:You're gonna throw the rock? do you still have fireball?
Rebecca Smith:No, I don't have fireball. I have Juliette's old ball
Josh Smith:Do you know where your bowling bag is?
Rebecca Smith:It was up in the attic.
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:You can get it down for me though.
Josh Smith:You'll have to remind me but I'll get it down on Thursday for sure.
Angeline Compau:I'm gonna put my fingers in them dirty balls.
Rebecca Smith:Dirty Balls
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:You better wash those fingers. Here's the thing.
Angeline Compau:Oh,Yeah,
Josh Smith:nobody washes their hands. There's fecal matter in that ball.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:they disinfect them.
Angeline Compau:No,
Josh Smith:They don't disinfect them
Rebecca Smith:Yes they do
Josh Smith:they don't spray they spray the shoes.
Rebecca Smith:did you not watch. What was that movie? There was movie that did it. Yeah, they spray the shoes. They spray them all.
Josh Smith:they don't spray the holes.
Angeline Compau:I'll bring my own micro ban.
Josh Smith:What's a micro ban.
Angeline Compau:It's like Disinfectant Spray.
Josh Smith:no just wash your heads.
Angeline Compau:Oh, okay.
Josh Smith:Just wash your hands before you eat
Rebecca Smith:we're dressing up. 80s
Angeline Compau:or neon.
Josh Smith:Are ou gonna wear leg warmers?
Rebecca Smith:I Should
Josh Smith:you totally should wear leg warmers?
Rebecca Smith:I don't have anything 80's.
Angeline Compau:I don't either. I bought a cute little neon top
Josh Smith:Girls just a wanna have fun
Angeline Compau:I bought, I bought body paint and going I'm gonna go ham.
Rebecca Smith:I'm totally doing my hair 80's though
Josh Smith:How much of your body are you gonna paint because it's winter so you're gonna be like covered up a little bit?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:I think what did Kayla say, she's just wearing black and then you guys just kind of splatter paint on each other.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Oh, on your shirts, but not on your bodies?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, my body too.
Rebecca Smith:On your arms and legs and things that are exposed.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:I don't think she's gonna paint around her nipples or anything.
Angeline Compau:Oh, no
Josh Smith:it's winter. This is how I don't understand how you're gonna paint.
Angeline Compau:We have to go out on the ice. And do it.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, well, unless you want to in your yard.
Angeline Compau:You want to in your yard? It's washable. Yes, washable
Rebecca Smith:Fine, well do it on the deck.
Josh Smith:Watch out for the, no. Watch out for the dog shit.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah. Okay, nevermind. Yes. But yeah, so I bought body paint.
Rebecca Smith:I figured it'd be easier to throw shit at each other on the ice.
Josh Smith:For sure. For sure.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I can do that, too. Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:put your back into it.
Josh Smith:So your plans are body paint and bowling.
Angeline Compau:Yep.
Rebecca Smith:All right. I'm glad we'll be here for that.
Angeline Compau:We are to
Josh Smith:wait. Wait.
Angeline Compau:That's the only thing I wanted for my birthday is you not be here.
Josh Smith:You're getting what you want. Who's the crew.
Rebecca Smith:Kayla.
Angeline Compau:Yep,
Josh Smith:know her don't like her.
Angeline Compau:Any party that like requires someone to bring food or not. Uh, Kayla is on it. Like with the snacks she is
Josh Smith:I don't think has ever come over here without a snack.
Angeline Compau:No, that's what I mean.
Josh Smith:You have a lot, just so you know. I've been tracking and you're not doing well.
Angeline Compau:No, not at all. I'm terrible.
Josh Smith:I Ask you bring over one coke every time you come
Angeline Compau:you did not ask me
Rebecca Smith:you did not
Josh Smith:It's a Standing Order.
Rebecca Smith:How is she supposed to know that.
Josh Smith:Coke classic.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I don't know. And I don't want to stop every time
Josh Smith:well stock up at your house.
Angeline Compau:Okay, fine.
Josh Smith:I can't have them here I'll drink them
Rebecca Smith:Why don't you just buy your own fucking coke?
Josh Smith:because I will drink them all
Rebecca Smith:Stock up at your house.
Josh Smith:I drink they won't last.
Angeline Compau:Get some self control.
Josh Smith:I don't have it.
Angeline Compau:I don't have it.
Josh Smith:I suck. I like Coke. Audience I don't drink a lot of coke. Oh,
Rebecca Smith:Joshua, you know when we record?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:So there's no reason
Josh Smith:I thought about it today
Rebecca Smith:you can't go out and get your own fucking coke. Before we start recording
Josh Smith:after the hike today. I just sort of put it in low gear.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, you were kind of napping when I got here.
Josh Smith:Which I still slept nine plus hours last night. But I did.
Rebecca Smith:Well, you were wasted.
Josh Smith:So I woke up with a twinge of a hangover and I had I worked out and
Rebecca Smith:I gave him a liquid IV.
Angeline Compau:Oh, did that help? Did you like it?
Josh Smith:Oh, yeah, I'd like to take some of those up north.
Rebecca Smith:I only have a few more. You can buy them though.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, order them on Amazon.
Josh Smith:if you have A few more. why don't You just give them to me. You're not gonna use them.
Angeline Compau:They'll be here in two days.
Josh Smith:She doesn't drink.
Rebecca Smith:I'll give you what I have. But you might want more babe, That's what we're saying.
Josh Smith:Anyway, I pushed through that workout like a machine because it was tough. In the beginning.
Angeline Compau:I wouldn't have been able to do that.
Josh Smith:No. It's tough.
Rebecca Smith:I would have thrown it up for two days. if It was me.
Josh Smith:Yeah. I usually don't get hang like, you know, usually can just push through it. i had 30 ounces of coffee.
Angeline Compau:I get headaches
Josh Smith:some water, no I don't get headaches.
Angeline Compau:I get headaches.
Rebecca Smith:Alright, I'm shutting this shit show down.
Angeline Compau:I know.
Josh Smith:I love you all.
Rebecca Smith:We'll decide if we're gonna do another movie or not.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:and I'm gonna have some stories.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Josh Smith:all right.
Angeline Compau:You better, if you don't
Rebecca Smith:focker out,
Angeline Compau:I'm going to punch you in the balls. bye Greg
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