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Ok, so maybe not live...but, you know! This week, Rebecca tackles the complicated story of Watergate. Is it 100% correct, probably not! We have fun talking about it though! Josh joins in to discuss dinner parties, proper footwear, and if he is a racist. We quiz Angeline on how she would handle her duties as an aunt in given situations. Be sure to comment to possibly get an invite to the dinner party of the year!! Just go to our website to leave us a message!
Hi
Angeline Compau:Oh, welcome back.
Rebecca Smith:Jerry is that you?
Angeline Compau:No,
Rebecca Smith:Jerry Warren G. Harding's penis is that you?
Angeline Compau:I hope not. If that came knocking at my door I'd say bye bye. So we're recording episode two now in the same night because Angeline is going to be out of town. So throwback to that Warren G Harding reference. Yeah, really! Yeah, we're still on that are still on it.
Rebecca Smith:By the way from last week John Stamos is 58 so, not quite 30 years older than you.
Angeline Compau:That's okay. It's close enough.
Rebecca Smith:He is cute, though.
Angeline Compau:I will take him home
Rebecca Smith:I feel like he doesn't age.
Angeline Compau:yeah, I will take him home.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Who else could I take home?
Rebecca Smith:Like think of it like Tom Cruise?
Angeline Compau:How old is he?
Rebecca Smith:I don't know. He's gonna be up there.
Angeline Compau:How old is Brad Pitt? I'll take him home too
Rebecca Smith:Brad Pitt. Is 57
Angeline Compau:taking him home.
Rebecca Smith:Tom Cruise.
Angeline Compau:George Clooney is 60. I'll take him home.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, yeah. There you go.
Angeline Compau:I'll take him. I got a zit. And I've been fussing with it.
Rebecca Smith:Tom Cruise is 59.
Angeline Compau:See? Here's the thing about Tom Cruise, I don't love him. So i'm gonna pass. Rob Lowe's 57
Rebecca Smith:Oh, Rob Lowe. Yeah, yeah,
Angeline Compau:yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I'm gonna take him home. Um, Kevin Costner is 66
Rebecca Smith:He's pretty cute.
Angeline Compau:He's not bad. I will take him. um
Rebecca Smith:Robert Downey Jr. Not bad.
Angeline Compau:Oh, I was good to say Dennis Quaid, but he's not aged well. I never liked Dennis Quaid. I did
Rebecca Smith:I was never like attracted to him.
Angeline Compau:I liked him. Because he was in the Parent Trap. I loved him. He was the dad. And I was like, you could be my daddy. But yeah, he's not, he's not looking so good right now. Sorry, Dennis.
Rebecca Smith:I can't believe you don't, like Nikki Sixx, man.
Angeline Compau:Oh I gotta look him up. Let me see. Let me see what he looks like. I was bleaching my teeth like the last couple days. They're like super sensitive now.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:it hurts to talk. Does that happen? I don't. I think it can. That's him and his wife. His wife is super young. Yeah, no, I can't.
Rebecca Smith:I could totally do him.
Angeline Compau:No. What's with the, his facial hairs? Gotta go.
Rebecca Smith:Okay. Yeah. The rest of him. It's okay.
Angeline Compau:I like clean cut boys.
Rebecca Smith:You do?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:See and I like band boys.
Angeline Compau:Yes, you do.
Rebecca Smith:I like Machine Gun Kelly he's cute.
Angeline Compau:Gross.
Rebecca Smith:He's cute you don't think he's cute?
Angeline Compau:He is not, no.
Rebecca Smith:really?
Angeline Compau:He looks like he just woke up in a crack house in Detroit.
Rebecca Smith:That's what I like
Angeline Compau:Gross
Rebecca Smith:That's what I like
Angeline Compau:MGK gross. Travis Barker. Gross. Oh my god. I'm looking at him right now. I just cannot. You are so gross.
Rebecca Smith:I am not!
Angeline Compau:No, not you. Machine Gun Kelly. You're gross. I'm talking to you. No, you're not. I am.
Rebecca Smith:No you're not.
Angeline Compau:I don't I can't. I don't like Travis Barker though. No, I don't like him either. He creeps me out. Honestly, like every time I see a picture of him I'm like
Rebecca Smith:Pete Davidson.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, that's him. Yeah, I was just, what's up with him? He his face you're sorry Pete.
Rebecca Smith:apparently
Angeline Compau:your face
Rebecca Smith:him and Kime Kardashian are pretty close now.
Angeline Compau:I, It's disappointing me. I don't find you attractive. Pete Davidson. No offense.
Rebecca Smith:no, but I I get it like, I get it. Alright, enough about
Angeline Compau:no
Rebecca Smith:celebrities we'd bang.
Angeline Compau:Pete Davidson is just one of those celebrities,
Rebecca Smith:Pete Davidson,
Angeline Compau:I wish would go away.
Rebecca Smith:you're a lovely individual. I'm sure.
Angeline Compau:I just wish you'd go away though. Like, go away. I don't think he's funny. I don't think he's
Rebecca Smith:Why? cute Oh, I think he's funny. I like him on Saturday Night Live but,
Angeline Compau:no everything I've seen him and I'm just like, okay.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:You know who I really would like to? Yeah, whoI think is cute?
Angeline Compau:Who?
Rebecca Smith:Andy Samberg.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, 100% You know why cuz he's funny. He's actually funny.
Rebecca Smith:And he's cute
Angeline Compau:yeah that too. He's. He's cute.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Enough of that.
Angeline Compau:Oh, he snuck in
Rebecca Smith:Oh, Jasper
Angeline Compau:He snuck in.
Rebecca Smith:Out. Go on.
Angeline Compau:Your Valentine is not here for you today. Not till it's your turn. I wonder how old Bradley Cooper? I'd bang Bradley Cooper too. Oh, he's only 46
Rebecca Smith:So Bradley Cooper is only 46 so you can't date him,
Angeline Compau:right. I can't.
Rebecca Smith:he's too young for you.
Angeline Compau:He's too young for me. Do you have like an age cutoff? My like, age cut off for realsey is like 40
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:because anything, anything over that? I just, you're my brother's age. So. Like, that's weird to me.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I won't set you up with, Brian then. Nope. It's gonna be a no dice
Rebecca Smith:no dice.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I thought about that before. I was like, would I date an older dude maybe?
Rebecca Smith:But maybe an older man would be good for you. You never know.
Angeline Compau:I just, I don't know
Rebecca Smith:older men are experienced lovers. well, you would hope
Angeline Compau:you would hope that's not always the case.
Rebecca Smith:Alright,
Angeline Compau:I would rather be a cougar and date somebody way younger.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:that'd be cool.
Rebecca Smith:That'd be where it's at.
Angeline Compau:That would be where it's at. But alass that will never happen, because look at this face today. Look at these zits all over my face.
Rebecca Smith:yeah, but you're only 31
Angeline Compau:too these young hot stud muffins. They're not looking for zit faced old ladies. That's what I'm saying.
Rebecca Smith:Please. Any number of dudes would still do you.
Angeline Compau:With a bag on my head. I mean, the lights would have to be out. The lights would have to be off but everything else still works just fine.
Rebecca Smith:That's horrible.
Angeline Compau:Yes. At least you have a nice body though. Like that's I couldn't even do that. I have been told before. I am a butterface.
Rebecca Smith:You uh, You have not
Angeline Compau:yes, kid you not.
Rebecca Smith:You have not!
Angeline Compau:I have.
Rebecca Smith:by who?
Angeline Compau:I mean it was long time ago. Like in like high school. Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:that's horrible.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, that's the only thing I have going for me.
Rebecca Smith:I did have sex with a guy once, he was like yeah, we're just, i'm just, let me just turn the lights out. I'm like, ok.
Angeline Compau:That's terrible! maybe maybe it was for himself though maybe he didn't want to see his performance
Rebecca Smith:I doubt it.
Angeline Compau:you never know I could I, I've been like that before where I'm like, I want the lights out because I'm self conscious. I'm just saying like could be. We don't want to assume
Rebecca Smith:he didn't strike me as the type to be like that.
Angeline Compau:Okay, then fuck him. Fuck him.
Rebecca Smith:Nowadays, I'd be like, yeah, lights out.
Angeline Compau:yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Complete and total darkness.
Angeline Compau:I never understood the lights out thing until I got like, way older because I was always like, I feel like that'd be a fun game to play. Like, where's the dick? Like, let's find it. And then I realized later what that meant, and I was like, oh, okay, so it's not a fun game. Okay.
Rebecca Smith:It is not.
Angeline Compau:Well, you learn something new every day.
Rebecca Smith:That you're disgusting hosebag and nobody wants to see you when they're having sex with you
Angeline Compau:that no, that's a no, no. That's today's lesson kids. No. No.
Rebecca Smith:All right, back to the topic at hand. Speaking of hosebags,
Angeline Compau:yes, your topic today. Tell me tell me tell me. I'm Watergate. I'm excited for this. I wouldn't be because it's gonna be a shit show. Cuz there's so much information. Yeah, it's a big one.
Rebecca Smith:I just couldn't do it all
Angeline Compau:it's a big one. This is why I give you all the big ones.
Rebecca Smith:So we're giving you the gist of it today because, yeah, basically. Okay, so this is 1972, 73, 74.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Richard Nixon is the president. Key players are G Gordon Liddy, who was the finance counsel for the committee to reelect the president, which is the CRP. John, I don't know how to say the last name Ehrlichman, who was a former aide, Jeb McGruder, which was the CRP acting chairman, John Mitchell, the Attorney General, and who later became the CRP chairman, and then John Dean, who was Counsel to the President. So those are the main key players in the beginning.
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Rebecca Smith:Okay. So January 1972. G. Gordon Liddy presents a plan to all of these people proposing several illegal acts against the Democratic National Committee.
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Rebecca Smith:So the Democratic National Committee has offices in the Watergate Complex, and he proposed doing a bunch of shit. And basically, later on, it was whittled down. And Mitchell, who was the attorney general approved, this scaled down version of his plan, which basically involves breaking into the Democratic National Committee's offices and planting wiretaps and like copying documents.
Angeline Compau:Scandalous.
Rebecca Smith:So these are pretty high up people in the Republican Party, obviously, May 1972, James McCord. He's the CRP security coordinator assigned Alfred C. Baldwin III to carry out this operation. Okay,
Angeline Compau:okay.
Rebecca Smith:McCord arranged for a building like for his team to stay in like the hotel or building across the street from the Watergate to like scope it out. So they started carrying out these burglaries. The first one was done on May 28. They wiretapped two phones later, they discovered that one of the phones had some kind of issue. So they were planning on going in a second time. June 17. is I guess the the night that they were planning on doing this second burglary. So they go in, and they put tape on the doors so that the doors don't lock. Well, a security officer that was walking around, notice the tape on the doors, and he was like, fuck is that? So he takes it off.
Angeline Compau:Nice.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. And then does like rounds comes back later, and sees that the doors are taped again,
Angeline Compau:shut up.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. He called the police.
Angeline Compau:Oh, my God.
Rebecca Smith:So yeah. So the police come. And it was like it was a couple of I think that they were like plainclothes officers. They were dressed up like hippies or whatever. They were doing some kind of undercover thing. But they were the closest ones in there. So they show up. The funny part of that is, the burglars were in the building. They had a guy across the street, who was supposed to be like the spotter. And he was supposed to be on the lookout for anything coming or going out of the building. Right?
Angeline Compau:Oh, boy.
Rebecca Smith:So basically, he's in the room across the street. And he's watching a TV show called attack of the puppet people.
Angeline Compau:Where can we watch that? I want to watch that right now. I'm YouTubing it. So he was watching attack of the puppet people and failed to see the police arrived. He was supposed to be the look out way to go. why you had one job to do. You have one job. Oh my god, the police go in and they end up capturing the guy's like in mid act of all this stuff. Because of attack of the puppet people. Oh my gosh, it is a movie from 1958 I see it or maybe is that a movie? This is crazy. That maybe I would have been distracted too. I kind of understand. Right? Okay, so they were captured, then all hell breaks loose. So now it becomes an issue of Okay, so the you have the these people soon enough, they were saying well, we were hired by so and so and so and so and so then it becomes oh, they gave it up,
Rebecca Smith:then it becomes like how high up does this go? So initially, President Nixon comes out and you know, they want to further themselves from any anything to do with it. And they deny, deny, deny. And he says like, you know, the the Attorney General he's he? He said, Oh yeah, he's done a wonderful job with the investigation. And this guy had never, like hadn't done a thing. And the President's like giving the speech and like, yeah, we praising him like he did a really good job with the investigation and no investigation was ever done.
Angeline Compau:that was why he did a good job. I mean, it was all just like, so stupid. That's funny.
Rebecca Smith:So what do you know of Richard Nixon?
Angeline Compau:Um, not a whole lot.
Rebecca Smith:no?
Angeline Compau:what, what number president was he? Oh, I don't know. 70s. So. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. So he was in the 70s.
Rebecca Smith:Early 70s.
Angeline Compau:Neat.
Rebecca Smith:37th.
Angeline Compau:Uh huh. Oh, the 37th. President. I feel like when I'm on Jeopardy one day, I'll need to know that. That's how I remember they just put that in my knowledge bank for later.
Rebecca Smith:So you don't know anything about, did you know anything about Watergate?
Angeline Compau:I knew he was the president when this all went down. And he was.
Rebecca Smith:Did you know what Watergate was?
Angeline Compau:Not exactly. But I knew that it had something to do with them bugging an office and trying to get information, naughty, naughty people.
Rebecca Smith:So Nixon's reaction to the break in was one of initially skepticism. So the prosecutor James Neal said later that he was sure that Nixon didn't know that the breakin was going to occur. He cited a conversation that was taped on June 23, between the President and his chief of staff, HR Haldeman. In which Nixon asked who was the asshole that did that? Right. But then, subsequently, he ordered..
Angeline Compau:I need to remember that line. I want to use that. Yeah, what hassle did that oh my god, that's great.
Rebecca Smith:but after that, he ordered Haldeman to have the CIA block the FBI investigation into the source of the funding of the burglary because it's gonna come out that
Angeline Compau:it was him
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, it was the RNC that
Angeline Compau:yeah,
Rebecca Smith:the or the presidency CPR. I called CPR. CRp that
Angeline Compau:CPR.
Rebecca Smith:Right. So of course he saying Nixon deny deny deny everything. Then it goes into like this weird thing that so the one guy Mitchell, who was let me come back so many people. John Mitchell was the attorney general. Later the CRP. His wife, it comes out was like kiddnapped by the people that carried out the burglary. So Martha Mitchell, the wife of the Attorney General, was aware that this all was going on. So she said that she was going to leave her husband. She was leaving her husband until he resigned from the CRP. Phone call ended. She was talking on the phone with some lady the phone call ended abruptly. So later it comes out that she was tracked by a news reporter because I think she was talking to a news reporter on the phone tracked by a news reporter, and she appeared to have been like beaten, and then she had visible bruises. She said that the week following the Watergate burglary, she had been held captive at the Watergate Hotel, that the security card the security guards ended her call by pulling the phone cord out of the wall. She made several attempts to escape via the balcony but was physically accosted and injured, forcefully sedated by a psychiatrist. Following the conviction for his role in the burglary in February 1975. They admitted that she had been basically kidnapped and corroborated the reports of the event. So she knew what was happening. She was trying to I guess talk to the press
Angeline Compau:oh,
Rebecca Smith:about it, when all of the investigating was going on, and she was beaten for that
Angeline Compau:shut your mouth.
Rebecca Smith:So the reason how it all got unraveled was they were caught when the burglars were caught they had money was on them. It was like $2,500 or something like that. But it was like in consecutive bills like this, the numbers on the bills were consecutive. And that's like, I guess unusual for
Angeline Compau:Ah, that's true,
Rebecca Smith:then they had I don't know that they somehow traced it all back. I think they had checks too somehow and I please people correct me if I'm wrong. But somehow they trace it all back that like they had donations that were given to the CRP. And those donations were put into like the secret fund or whatever. But they had like checks from the donors on them. And so it was all somehow traced back to the CRP, the money that was given to this these people to fund this operation.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Rebecca Smith:yeah. I mean, it was a whole big investigation.
Angeline Compau:Oh, that's this is another thing I knew this whole thing was so complicated, I would say I don't think I'll ever understand it. The part that I knew the most was this part the the role of the media. So you have Woodward and Bernstein. Do you know them from? Did you ever see that movie all the presidents men? with Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman? No
Rebecca Smith:good movie. This is what this movie is based on.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Rebecca Smith:so this is from Wikipedia. So the connection between the break in and the re election committee was highlighted by media coverage. In particular, an investigative team Woodward and Bernstien from the Washington Post, and The New York Times. So they relied on anonymous sources so they were being fed anonymously information. They uncovered information suggesting that knowledge of the break in and attempts to cover it up, lead deeply into the upper reaches of the Justice Department, FBI, CIA and White House. Woodward and Bernstein interviewed Judy Hoback. Miller, the bookkeeper for Nixon's reelection campaign, who revealed to them information about mishandling of funds and records being destroyed. They started meeting with their chief anonymous source who was identified as deep throat.
Angeline Compau:Oh, man, I do remember that.
Rebecca Smith:Yes. So 33 years later, in 2005, Deep Throat came out was Mark or William Mark Felt Senior Deputy Director of the FBI during that period of the 1970s. When that was
Angeline Compau:we watched that movie together. It was weird.
Rebecca Smith:we watched the porn version. Yes.
Angeline Compau:Yes, we did.
Rebecca Smith:Not the same,
Angeline Compau:no. But isn't that where they got that from?
Rebecca Smith:I yeah, I think so.
Angeline Compau:From the
Rebecca Smith:isn't that what
Angeline Compau:Linda Lovelace?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:yeah.
Rebecca Smith:So felt met secretly with Woodward several times telling him of Howard Hunt's involvement in the Watergate break in Howard Hunt was a big wig and that the White House staff regarded the stakes in Watergate is extremely high because they were trying to cover it all up.
Angeline Compau:Oh, for sure.
Rebecca Smith:Felt warned Woodward that the FBI wanted to know where he and other reporters were getting their information as they were uncovering their web of crimes. All the secret meetings between Woodward and Felt took place in an underground parking garage. So that became like a famous,
Angeline Compau:that's where that's where people meet and like movies and stuff. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Yep. He also anonymously planted leaks about Watergate in Time Magazine, Washington Daily News. So he's kind of trying to get it out there without you know,
Angeline Compau:gotcha
Rebecca Smith:getting it when they first started reporting this so nobody believed them like nobody really They picked up the stories. Nobody thought it was that big of a thing. And then all of a sudden it like, broke. And they became like, national.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:So they're breaking these news scandal keeps escalating. Nixon keeps denying he was creating other conspiracies in effect to cover up what was actually happening. He would give press conferences, he went on TV saying, I'm not a crook and all that other stuff.
Angeline Compau:I do remember that, oh, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:yeah. So when it finally comes out that they had tapes, I guess, like conversations were recorded in the Oval Office. And so they find out that these tapes exist, and there's pressure on him to release the tapes. And so people can know what was said and this and that, and they're trying not to and so I think they eventually did release like, edited portions of the tapes, and then that became a whole shit show as well. Okay, so Monday, July 16. In front of live televised audience. Chief minority counsel fred thompson asked Butterfield whether he was aware of the installation of any listening devices in the Oval Office of the President Butterfields revelation of the taping system, transformed the Watergate investigation. So now they know that all of these conversations are recorded. Cox immediately subpoenaed the tapes as did the Senate, but Nixon refused to release them citing his executive privilege as president. Where have I heard that before? and ordered Cox to drop the subpoena. Cox refused. So now he's trying to say that the he tried to order like the Attorney General to fire Cox and all this stuff. So this is called the Saturday massacre. He was trying to order all these people to fire Cox so that he wouldn't have to release the tapes. And as soon as he said, you need to do fire Cox, the guy would resign. Then he said, Okay, you need to fire Cox. That guy resigned.
Angeline Compau:Wow,
Rebecca Smith:so all these people just kept resigning.
Angeline Compau:Nice.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. So because of the people resigning, he met a lot of criticism from the public. On November 17, he stated I'm not a crook. He released the tapes, they struggled to decide what to do, because now they were under Supreme Court subpoena to release all of these.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Recordings. They agreed that all pertinent information should be released. They wanted to edit out the profanity and vulgarity which I mean, okay.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:his legal team favored releasing the tapes, unedited. But the press secretary preferred an edited, edited version with expletives deleted, but they thought okay, but if you're going to do that, then how do we know that you're not deleting other things. So after several weeks of debate, they decided to release the edited version, Nixon announced announced the release of the transcripts and
Angeline Compau:no Oh, yeah, yeah. I've heard of that. in a speech to the nation in 1974. He noted that any audio pertinent to national security information could be redacted from the released tapes. So initially, people were like, okay, yeah, he's gonna be honest, he's gonna release what he did. But then as people started hearing, and reading the transcripts the're like holy shit, now, so he fastly lost supporters, political community called for his resignation or impeachment. Vice President Gerald Ford said, while it may be easy to delete characterization from the printed page, we cannot delete characterization from people's minds, with the wave of a hand. So everybody's calling for his head, he ends up getting impeached. All of the the whole versions of the tapes are released. And you can go on like on Wikipedia, they have like snippets of them like you can listen to and stuff like that. There was one that was called the smoking gun tape. So
Rebecca Smith:You can hear, yeah. Everything. So they released the tape. So he was impeached by the house. I think it was the house. And he was about to be impeached by the Senate. But then he ended up resigning.
Angeline Compau:Ah,
Rebecca Smith:ultimately so then.
Angeline Compau:not cool.
Rebecca Smith:He did not I don't think he faced I think he did face criminal charges, but ultimately was pardoned by Gerald Ford. Yeah.
Angeline Compau:What a nice guy you are Gerald. Right. Jerry,
Rebecca Smith:Jerry. Jerry. Jerry Ford,
Angeline Compau:Jerry.
Rebecca Smith:So that's like in a super condensed nutshell.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Watergate. So now that then becomes a national thing. And now everything is something gate.
Angeline Compau:Yes. i Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:It's the Watergate of our time or you know, nothing is now referred back that becomes like a reference point of, yeah,
Angeline Compau:nipple gate.
Rebecca Smith:Popular culture. Yeah, that movie All the President's Men was really good. With Dustin Hoffman.
Angeline Compau:Never heard of it
Rebecca Smith:and Robert Redford. It's from I want to say maybe late 70s, early 80s. It's got to be 80s.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:yeah. It was good.
Angeline Compau:Have you ever watched Drunk History No, but i've heard of it. Oh my gosh, they do a Watergate one. And it's so good.
Rebecca Smith:It's just like, well, I feel like I'm on Drunk History right now. I feel like everything that I just said is like, Yeah, and so then....and this is what happned
Angeline Compau:that show I've learned so much from that show.
Rebecca Smith:Isn't that amazing things you learn things from
Angeline Compau:I love that show. Everybody go and watch it. It's on Hulu.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:The Watergate ones on there. That was that was my point, though, that they did that.
Rebecca Smith:I forget which one I watched. I did watch one of them. But I don't remember what the topic was.
Angeline Compau:It's so funny.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. I've been doing the whole big mouth rabbit hole.
Angeline Compau:Oh, I'm waiting. So my my bus ride down. I have saved up shows. So I have things to watch.
Rebecca Smith:Do they have Wi Fi on that?
Angeline Compau:Well have unlimited data? So whatever, but I'm gonna watch Big mouth. I got a lot of shows lined up.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:that's a good one.
Rebecca Smith:So that's
Angeline Compau:at night. I'm gonna put on scary movies. Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:for your big Disney bus ride
Angeline Compau:They said I could have my own seat. I guess. I hope
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, that's what Joe was saying that that or no, you were saying that?
Angeline Compau:Well, Joe. Joe was on the
Rebecca Smith:he was on the meeting. Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Why did he even get on the meeting? I think he found out later that he wasn't going to be able to go. Joe you bum. I know. So by the time this airs, you will have been back
Rebecca Smith:A week or so
Josh Smith:Uh huh.
Angeline Compau:I will have been gone and back.
Rebecca Smith:What are we gonna do for Christmas? holiday? Holiday horror. You can do JonBenet
Angeline Compau:No, I don't like doing too big of cases that because I will fudge them up and then
Rebecca Smith:no you, not JonBenet you can't fudge up JonBenet
Angeline Compau:no, I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:we can do it together.
Angeline Compau:I don't want to fudge it up. Yeah, we'll have to think of yeah, we'll have to record a bunch of them because we will be taking our holiday break.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Or here's what we could do too. Audience let us know what you want. We have a bunch of unedited from the when we first started
Angeline Compau:I don't know about those guys. I don't know about those. My Brittany episode was a disaster. I don't even remember what I said my views could have changed by this time.
Rebecca Smith:I know, right
Angeline Compau:so I don't even know about that.
Rebecca Smith:I did what did I Oh, I did that cult one I did the Jonestown Massacre.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah. I like that one.
Rebecca Smith:there's no curmudgeons on those but
Angeline Compau:no, we didn't have it we didn't have him there yet. We were just practicing.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I thought there was another one. But yeah,
Angeline Compau:I think we did have
Rebecca Smith:like three
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:maybe someday we'll release those unedited
Angeline Compau:all those bad Those were some bad
Rebecca Smith:bad recordings.
Angeline Compau:Well, the
Rebecca Smith:bad sound
Angeline Compau:well, that was yeah, that cuz we were learning still those were.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Well, I can't think of the word but yeah,
Rebecca Smith:not that the sound today is great.
Angeline Compau:Why? What's wrong with the sound today?
Rebecca Smith:Your jacket and my chair and Jasper and wilbur? Thank you. Sounds great.
Angeline Compau:I guess I have been a little fidgety today.
Rebecca Smith:No, it's okay. I it's so funny because like I said, I see that on Facebook. Like everybody like makes me sound booths to record in and I'm just like, we're not that, we're not those people.
Angeline Compau:I don't sound good when I listen at work.
Rebecca Smith:I just feel like we're not those people. We're not like super serious professional.
Angeline Compau:No, we're not trying to get monetized. We are looking for cups of coffee, but not, not,
Rebecca Smith:We appreciate that coffee.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, we love coffee. But we're not looking to like get hugely famous. I happen to enjoy forklifting so that's where I'm gonna stay.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I know. And then I read like everybody on the thing is looking do you guys have an editing assistan?. I'm like, what?
Angeline Compau:do we need that
Rebecca Smith:no
Angeline Compau:I was gonna say you do a good job.
Rebecca Smith:I can do it in like an hour.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:which means I'm not really doing very good
Angeline Compau:It sounds good. You're cutting out on my, my bad words that I say that I shouldn't say.
Rebecca Smith:And Josh too.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:I was thinking too, like if ever we if ever we do get our house done, then we'll have a different space to record in and we can record downstairs like on a couch or something a little bit more comfy. Then
Angeline Compau:that'd be fun.
Rebecca Smith:Then we can video and we can do Patreon. Not that anybody would pay to hear us.
Angeline Compau:right?
Rebecca Smith:But if we could if we did if we recorded the podcast and did video ones, then we could put that on Patreon as unedited
Angeline Compau:We could call it live from the bone hole
Rebecca Smith:you have to pay for that bone hole shit.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I like that.
Rebecca Smith:Welcome to the bone hole people.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, that's what we call it the bone hole.
Rebecca Smith:But then we'd have like the edited versions free for everybody too. No video though. You have to go to YouTube to watch our snack box videos if you want to see our faces.
Angeline Compau:Yay.
Rebecca Smith:Which I still have editing to do on those.
Angeline Compau:Or just follow us on Instagram. See what our faces look like? Yeah, or Facebook. Oh, which by the way, Facebook now as podcasts, so I added our podcast to Facebook. So if you follow us on Facebook, every time we release an episode, you'll get a notification, which means we're going to have to keep my mom off of that.
Rebecca Smith:Uh does she follow us on Facebook?
Angeline Compau:I don't know. But but we just if you does she follow you?
Rebecca Smith:I don't think so.
Angeline Compau:Okay, good. Cool. She'll never see it. Because she can never see it. You love your mom you don't say to. I mean, no, it's not that. I don't no. It's got nothing to do with me talking about her. But she would be like, I can't believe you said that. That is
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:that is not lady like you did what?
Rebecca Smith:Well,
Angeline Compau:she can't know that much about my life.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, that's true.
Angeline Compau:I'm already the black sheep of the family
Rebecca Smith:can't get any darker.
Angeline Compau:I can't show she'll disown me.
Rebecca Smith:No,
Angeline Compau:I'll have to come live in your basement
Rebecca Smith:if she hasn't disowned you by now, I don't think that's gonna happen.
Angeline Compau:That's true. I don't know though.
Rebecca Smith:I'm just sayin
Angeline Compau:she just can't hear
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:cannot know my biz.
Rebecca Smith:I don't think she'd be interested in this though do you?
Angeline Compau:no and I, I don't think she could figure out how to work a podcast to be honest.
Rebecca Smith:Well, if it's on Facebook, though all she has to do is press.
Angeline Compau:That's what I'm afraid of. But if she can't find it,
Rebecca Smith:yeah,
Angeline Compau:that's good.
Rebecca Smith:She doesn't know the name of it.
Angeline Compau:That too good.
Rebecca Smith:Don't tell her
Angeline Compau:good.
Rebecca Smith:So yeah, so follow us on Facebook Instagram. You can go to our website
Angeline Compau:Yep.
Rebecca Smith:We want your feedback people
Angeline Compau:ICBYM podcast.
Rebecca Smith:Right
Angeline Compau:.com or just put an @ sign in front of that.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, @icbympodcast. Yeah,
Angeline Compau:yep.
Rebecca Smith:Or www.icbympodcast.com.
Angeline Compau:Yep. All of that.
Rebecca Smith:All that good stuff. Look at us promoting ourselves this week because we always forget to do that.
Angeline Compau:Go Team.
Rebecca Smith:Alright, let's get douche.
Angeline Compau:Okay. Check,
Josh Smith:Check,
Rebecca Smith:I played the right for you that time.
Josh Smith:Check one, check two.
Angeline Compau:We need to say hi to Greg Louganis.
Josh Smith:You know, I had that as a note, like, first off, Greg, it's just because you haven't posted in a while. So we just want to let you know how it felt to be ignored.
Angeline Compau:We did not acknowledge you and I'm so sorry.
Josh Smith:Well, I'm not sorry. Because Greg, you've ignored us for a while. We just wanted you to have felt. But come back to the fold. Greg. Come back to the light.
Rebecca Smith:Poor Greg Louganis
Angeline Compau:Miss you Greg
Josh Smith:I think what happened is, he's Slavic. And he's offended by my
Angeline Compau:oh my god.
Josh Smith:comments
Angeline Compau:Oh my god.
Rebecca Smith:He might be
Josh Smith:Sorry, Greg. And he probably knew about my Italian faux paux.
Angeline Compau:Oh, boy.
Josh Smith:Which we didn't cover?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, we gotta talk about it.
Josh Smith:So there's a Seinfeld episode, where Elaine calls somebody vegetable lasagna. And it
Rebecca Smith:because their Italian?
Josh Smith:No, I think because they, they didn't even order vegetables lasagna. But forget why
Rebecca Smith:you made led me to believe it was because they were Italian.
Josh Smith:No
Rebecca Smith:That is true!
Josh Smith:Here's the point, calling somebody vegetable lasagna. It's happened many times in public as a result of that Seinfeld episode. So I didn't know how to pronounce an Italian person's last name. So I said the vegetable lasagna. And I don't feel like that's racist or mean, or I deserve to be canceled. And what's funny to me, or actually worring to me? Is everybody has been disagreeing with me. They're saying that's over the line.
Rebecca Smith:I think it is in. Okay. Go ahead finish.
Josh Smith:That's it, I don't know,
Rebecca Smith:here's what I think
Josh Smith:I didn't scream you vegetable lasagna, you know, wap something it was just, you know,
Rebecca Smith:it is cultural appropriation I think. And in a setting like us, like if it was just us,
Angeline Compau:I can hear you drinking.
Josh Smith:It's good, i'm sorry
Rebecca Smith:If it was just us, like around your friends or whatever. I mean, okay, because we get the reference.
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:But in an office setting with people that probably don't know the reference. They're just gonna look at you as like, Dude. They're Italian and you just call them vegetable lasagna. That's racist.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Can you be racist against Italians?
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Josh Smith:Wilbur's sniffing your head. Literally sniffing your head.
Angeline Compau:I love it.
Josh Smith:What's in here?
Rebecca Smith:Shut up!
Angeline Compau:Vegetable lasana,
Rebecca Smith:why do you think why do you think you can't be racist towards Italians?
Josh Smith:I don't know. It just doesn't feel right.
Angeline Compau:There was a Family Guy reference
Josh Smith:so to all you Italians out there that our listeners I apologize. By the way I do like lasagna and I appreciate that. You've added that to the culinary world. And
Angeline Compau:do you watch Family Guy?
Josh Smith:No, Beck does from time to time.
Angeline Compau:there's a family guy where they were making fun of Italians and that the only thing they say is boppity boo. oop, and it was really funny, but I feel like it was offensive. And
Rebecca Smith:Family Guy is offensive though.
Angeline Compau:Oh yeah. It's meant to be offensive.
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:Erica, if you are listening, my friend Erica, she's Italian. Tell me if that's offensive.
Rebecca Smith:Yes, Erica, Are you offended?
Angeline Compau:Are you offended right now?
Josh Smith:And do you have hobbit feet?
Angeline Compau:No. I actually, I'll tell you right now Erica has very nice feet.
Josh Smith:Okay.
Rebecca Smith:Why would Erica have hobbit feet?.
Josh Smith:I don't know, the last time we talked, we're on the subject of hobbits
Angeline Compau:of the hobbit feet?
Josh Smith:so it just thought.
Angeline Compau:No, Erica's got nice feet, she takes care of herself.
Josh Smith:Good deal. I would also like to give Joe a shout out for these pants he gave me I have now worn them. Like every weekend hiking, somepoint I will have to wash them
Rebecca Smith:You've worn them for a good three days in a row.
Josh Smith:I think I take these pants off. They're gonna keep walking around on their own. Like, they're gonna need a washer here. But they're friggin awesome.
Angeline Compau:You're in Joe's pants.
Josh Smith:No, he gave me these pants.
Angeline Compau:You're in his pants.
Josh Smith:I am in his pants. That's what i said
Rebecca Smith:your balls are where joe's balls have been
Angeline Compau:that's weird.
Josh Smith:My boys are bouncing where his boys have bounced.
Angeline Compau:That's weird.
Rebecca Smith:That's alright
Josh Smith:It's alright. So shout out to Joe pants are
Rebecca Smith:JT Money. awesome.
Josh Smith:Really cool. And I did want to talk a couple other things. So first one, Lions game. Thanksgiving to our viewing audience all 6000
Angeline Compau:Is there?
Josh Smith:Thank you. Six thousand
Angeline Compau:are you sure that's not listens?
Josh Smith:Well done. Audience. What do you think the lions are likely to go? 0- 17 which would be worse than the 0- 16 They went since there's an extra game. And
Rebecca Smith:did they play today or did they have a bye
Angeline Compau:it could be week? I think they had a bye
Josh Smith:by week. So we could go to a Lions game with cheap tickets. It's not like we're gonna be watching a great game because we suck.
Rebecca Smith:Well, who are they playing?
Josh Smith:Doesn't matter.
Rebecca Smith:Well, if it's someone on my fantasy team, I might want to know
Angeline Compau:we want to know
Josh Smith:That's a good point. So the question is, if they're playing somebody Becky wants to go to do we go? Or do we wait for a good year? I think we go.
Rebecca Smith:I don't see why we wouldn't go.
Josh Smith:We should not stay the night. But make a day of it.
Rebecca Smith:I think last week we said we would stay the night and then
Josh Smith:but, we'd need a dog sitter.
Rebecca Smith:Angeline
Josh Smith:Angeline
Angeline Compau:And what if I'm busy? I don't know.
Josh Smith:Angeline really?
Angeline Compau:I might be
Josh Smith:unless you're going on a bus to Florida.
Angeline Compau:I am.
Josh Smith:I mean,
Rebecca Smith:not at Thanksgiving.
Josh Smith:I'll tell you what, if you're busy, you can bring your company over here. Just hang out watch some TV. Get away from your mom for the night. How bout them apples. I'll put some rubber sheets down for you
Angeline Compau:Thank you, I need them
Josh Smith:get some rubber sheets and the gerbils
Rebecca Smith:gross..
Josh Smith:But we do want you to remove the gerbils from the house. We don't want them left the house.
Angeline Compau:They'll come with me.
Josh Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:Take them with me.
Josh Smith:Good.
Rebecca Smith:No, we said we would stay the night and then you wanted to do the turkey trot.
Angeline Compau:You want to Turkey trot?.
Josh Smith:If I'm going to run that. It's too late. I can't I can't get ready in time.
Rebecca Smith:It's a 5k
Josh Smith:I'm out of shape.
Rebecca Smith:You don't have to run the whole thing.
Josh Smith:Well you don't just run half of it.
Rebecca Smith:Why can't you run for 10 minutes and walk for five minutes and run for 10 minutes and walk for five minutes.
Josh Smith:No, I'm gonna drink beer like I did last year.
Angeline Compau:You guys
Josh Smith:I'm far better at drinking beer
Angeline Compau:You guys ever turkey trotted before?
Rebecca Smith:No. I have done a 5k before but I didn't run the whole thing.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I didn't either. I did a 13.1k
Rebecca Smith:Ooh,
Josh Smith:did you really?
Angeline Compau:I did.
Josh Smith:Why?
Angeline Compau:exactly. I don't know. And I never did it again.
Josh Smith:I Never heard of a 13.1k
Angeline Compau:it's a half marathon
Rebecca Smith:it's a half marathon.
Josh Smith:That's a 30.1 mile. Big difference.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, that's right.
Josh Smith:I try to help I try to try to encourage but at some point, you know, this little birds got to fly on her own. I'm worried like when we kick her out of the nest it's gonna be a flat nosedive.
Angeline Compau:That's me.
Josh Smith:we'll work a little more.
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Rebecca Smith:I didn't get it either Angeline, I'm like, yeah, it's a half marathon.
Josh Smith:I kept thinking 26.2 do they really run 13.1k somewhere, am I crazy?
Angeline Compau:No, Half Marathon. I did that once. I
Josh Smith:that's crazy.
Angeline Compau:I did the running a little bit and then I walked around and yeah
Josh Smith:where'd you do this?
Angeline Compau:Detroit. So the Free Press half marathon and marathon where you run over the border you run up the Ambassador Bridge and then run back through the tunnel. It was so cool.
Josh Smith:All right.
Angeline Compau:It was the coolest thing ever.
Josh Smith:Did everybody pass out in the tunnel from the carbon oxide or were they putting the fans on?
Rebecca Smith:I think they probably didn't have cars there.
Angeline Compau:No Yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, they shut down the bridge and the tunnel
Josh Smith:geez louise you're so forceful your nose is like a torpedo just trying to nuzzle into me like a missile.
Angeline Compau:He's very needy tonight
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, Angeline. Stop doing that.
Angeline Compau:It's not me
Josh Smith:Angeline, keep your schnoz out of my armpit so it would be interesting for our audience in which thoughts areoin the lions game
Rebecca Smith:will it be?
Josh Smith:I'm kind of a yes on it right now. But I just kind of want to do it low key I'm down if the if the hotels involved with the hotels to be the night before not tonight after
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:you know what I mean?
Rebecca Smith:Why would you do it the night after?
Josh Smith:I don't know
Rebecca Smith:Oh, because you're gonna get drunk at the game? but we don't really do that.
Josh Smith:I get a buzz on the first half and then mellow out the second half. That's always my deal. What hotel? Marriott
Rebecca Smith:Well, yeah.
Josh Smith:I don't even know if I still have points, but we're gonna try
Rebecca Smith:we do
Josh Smith:boom. That Marriott's. Cool.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:really cool.
Angeline Compau:I don't think I've stayed there before
Rebecca Smith:at the Renaissance Center.
Angeline Compau:I don't believe so.
Josh Smith:They don't take your kind. Slavics.
Angeline Compau:Okay. I was like, be specific.
Josh Smith:By the way for if I've offended if I've offended the Slavics what we were told by our friends who went to what
Angeline Compau:we we went over this in last week's podcast
Josh Smith:anyway.
Angeline Compau:but it's been a week, we might need to know this
Josh Smith:But they said the men and the women were beautiful there.
Rebecca Smith:No, They said women were beautiful
Josh Smith:they were 12's out of 10's
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I think joe said the men were good looking too
Rebecca Smith:oh, really
Josh Smith:yeah
Rebecca Smith:well hey, let's go there.
Angeline Compau:That's what I should do
Josh Smith:by the way, Joe Ashley wore tennis shoes. No socks last night.
Rebecca Smith:Were they tennis shoes?
Josh Smith:I don't know what you would classify them as they were sort of in between you know what I mean?
Rebecca Smith:He did it for Josh.
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:he wore no socks for Josh.
Josh Smith:Yes,
Angeline Compau:your shoes smell.
Josh Smith:Yeah, they do when you go you know if they're like your running shoes and you just gonna go take them and stick with the water and leave them in the sun all day then I get that.
Angeline Compau:No,
Josh Smith:no, my sister sunny does that.
Rebecca Smith:I feel like they weren't really like tennis shoes
Josh Smith:yeah, but I don't know what you classify them as you got your tennis shoes, you got your dress shoes. I don't know. What's that in between
Angeline Compau:sneakers?
Josh Smith:That's like a tennis shoe though,
Angeline Compau:no, it's different.
Josh Smith:You've got Boots topsiders? They were both shoes. Oh, really? What is it bougie?
Angeline Compau:yeah, so bougie
Josh Smith:honey can I get a pair of sperries for the boat this next summer?
Angeline Compau:I don't know why you don't have boat shoes
Rebecca Smith:why don't you wear boat attire?
Josh Smith:the boat has carpet
Angeline Compau:we need to get you a captain's hat.
Josh Smith:I do. I fucking need a captain's hat.
Angeline Compau:Why don't you have one of those
Josh Smith:I will wear that capts gotta be white
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I don't want some fucking brown one. I want
Rebecca Smith:why would you have a brown one?
Angeline Compau:What captain's hat is brown?
Josh Smith:some of the Navy captains hats are brown like I want the white you know straight up one with a badge on the front.
Angeline Compau:Yep, you're getting
Rebecca Smith:we need to go to like an Army Navy store and see if they have captain's hats
Angeline Compau:Yeah, we're gonna get you one
Josh Smith:I'm totally gonna wear it.
Angeline Compau:and I want the little sailor hat like Gilligan from Gilligans. I wanna be Gilligan
Rebecca Smith:you could probably get that at Disneyland with your name embroidered in it
Josh Smith:Angeline you are definitely our Gilligan
Rebecca Smith:I used to have one of those.
Josh Smith:You don't have to worry about that
Angeline Compau:You'd be Skipper?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. No, I'm going to be Maryanne
Angeline Compau:Okay, you can be Marian
Josh Smith:the millionaire and his wife.
Rebecca Smith:you just sounded like, you know what you sounded like? singing that he sounded like the If I were the King of the forrest.
Josh Smith:Dean Martin? Okay. I love that
Rebecca Smith:Josh can do it perfectly do it.
Josh Smith:I don't know if I can do it now
Rebecca Smith:yes you can, just try
Angeline Compau:pressure
Josh Smith:it's a lot of pressure, If I were the King of the forrest. It's the best song in the Wizzard of Oz. I don't even watch the rest of the movie when that comes on? Not not king or Duke no, what does he say?
Rebecca Smith:No Queen or Prince or Duke or something like that.
Josh Smith:not queen. Or Duke. That's great song. And then they smash the pot. But it's great. That makes me laugh. I don't know why I also want to talk a little bit about some more things. These are things I think we need to get the audience involved. theirs 6000 of you as well. And when Greg comes back with 6001
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:I haven't had dinner party while and the threat of COVID is not gone. But the threat of me not having any immune system is gone. So that's good. And I want to do a dinner party. And here's who I'm thinking about inviting. So I think we have Rob and April, again, if they're willing to come. This time we invite Angeline.
Angeline Compau:I'm in.
Josh Smith:we invite Joe and Liz because they listened to our podcast.
Angeline Compau:I'm coming but I'm not going to be a servant.
Josh Smith:No, no, these are podcast listeners. And I think Rob and April, Joe and Liz, that would be enough. And if I'm fortunate I will try to do the same way that she cooked the meat lady last night that we learned from
Rebecca Smith:in our cooking class
Josh Smith:and try to do the backstrap that way though, I'm worried that it was not marinated. But she's a chef. She's a real live chef like a wizard
Angeline Compau:woha.
Josh Smith:And I will tell you something. All she did this was pretty fascinating to me because it didn't take a lot of it didn't seem like it took as much work as some of the other stuff that we try to do on our own She took what's the kind of butter?
Rebecca Smith:Clarified Butter.
Josh Smith:Clarify butters still don't know what it looks like or packet hurts called flea or Brie
Rebecca Smith:Ghee
Josh Smith:But I don't even know where is it coming like the same like sticks?
Rebecca Smith:No, it's in a jar.
Josh Smith:Alright, so
Rebecca Smith:you can buy it at the store
Josh Smith:clarified butter and apparently because it can get hotter without smoking still smoke, and then you she put a half a shallot. Here's things she peal it she was cut in half, right? And
Rebecca Smith:you learned so much, I;m so proud of you
Josh Smith:she put the garlic is that a clove what are the little guys.
Rebecca Smith:clove
Josh Smith:Not like the whole big bulb like cloves and didn't peel it either. Or take the skin off and let it sit in the oil. And then she didn't have the oil. She didn't have the oil like steaming hot. What else were the spices? Salt, pepper,
Rebecca Smith:thyme and parsley
Angeline Compau:Bam, bam.
Josh Smith:parsley. And it smelled delicious, didn't it? I And I asked him like, you know, would you mean it was in like deep the aroma and then you fire it up to like super high. Boom, boom and your cast iron pan, both sides. marinate? Wildgame She's no this is way to cook it. And it was it was probably one of the tastiest steaks.
Rebecca Smith:Whe was really nice. She let us ask her questions afterwards. stuff about Wildgame meat.
Josh Smith:She was going on her very first hunt in her life later on this week, I think right?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:It's the time to do it. It's rut season.
Rebecca Smith:She's going to Kentucky.
Angeline Compau:Nice
Josh Smith:Kentucky.
Rebecca Smith:Milla waukee
Josh Smith:Zilla Waukee. Bridge. Yes, she's going on her first it is not the rut there, though. It's getting closer i
Rebecca Smith:is it runt or rut?
Josh Smith:rut. If I the rut is later in the southern states compared.
Rebecca Smith:Jasper
Josh Smith:That dog loves Angeline when you're here, house sitting does he get on the couch and lay his head on your lap?
Angeline Compau:sometimes. He also likes to just lay on the other couch.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:yeah.
Angeline Compau:He did his own thing.
Josh Smith:He likes to roam around a little bit. He definitely like when you come in. And he doesn't meet you at the door. Like he'll realize and you'll see him come out of the downstairs bedroom peek his head around like oh, hey guys
Rebecca Smith:yeah,
Josh Smith:he takes naps.
Angeline Compau:He's a napper.
Josh Smith:He's a good dog.
Rebecca Smith:Um,
Josh Smith:wait, go ahead.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, no, its you.
Josh Smith:So do Rob and April listen to our show?
Angeline Compau:No, I don't think so.
Josh Smith:Well then they can't be invited.
Angeline Compau:Okay, good deal.
Josh Smith:So we invite Joe
Rebecca Smith:out.
Josh Smith:And Liz because Joe listens
Rebecca Smith:why are we limiting our people?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I don't know. Is it a formal dinner party?
Josh Smith:no. It's for listeners.
Rebecca Smith:We're gonna invite Joe and Juliette then.
Josh Smith:Oh, that'd be good. Angeline and Joe together. I like where it's at. I can actually feel the sexual tension.
Angeline Compau:Oh, god, that's not sounding good.
Josh Smith:Could you pick Joe out of a lineup?
Angeline Compau:No,
Josh Smith:that's awesome. That is fantastic. we don't even know what jelly is.
Rebecca Smith:So, yeah we have to invite Joe and Juliette. Maybe Jon and Jodi
Josh Smith:Joe, Juliet. John and Jodi, don't listen to the podcast.
Rebecca Smith:Jodi does
Angeline Compau:listeners only
Josh Smith:All right. And Liz, and Joe because Joe does. That's a nine person crowd.
Angeline Compau:Wait, we should have we should have a competition. Or like a raffle for a free ticket to
Rebecca Smith:the dinner party.
Angeline Compau:The Dinner Party for the listeners and one lucky listener can come to the dinner party.
Josh Smith:I'm fine with that unless Greg Louganis asserts his rights as our number one fan.
Rebecca Smith:Here's the thing people you have to comment on this episode. If you want to be invited to the dinner party,
Josh Smith:Greg, I'm really pulling for you. And look, you know, we don't have a super awesome house. So we're not gonna ask you to stay here and you probably wouldn't want to either. But here's the deal. And there's not a ton of hotels out in Ortonville. Where's the nearest hotel?
Rebecca Smith:Probably that Express Inn, right at the Great Lakes.
Angeline Compau:Sashabah has one now.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, there you go
Angeline Compau:right by Taco Bell.
Josh Smith:But there are a bed and breakfast. There's a lot of bed and breakfast in Clarkston. That would be more Greg's
Angeline Compau:Yes. There's Airbnbs out here. Maybe some millionaire.
Josh Smith:I think Greg's kind of a b and. a bed and breakfast guy.
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Josh Smith:What do you think?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:So there's lots of those in Clarkston and some other things Greg, I'll look up places with you just give me a heads up. And we're thinking this dinner would be kind of in January.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, it is?
Josh Smith:Well, first I have to kill the deer.
Rebecca Smith:What happens if you don't kill a deer is the dinner off?
Josh Smith:Ah, I'm just gonna smoke one with the truck one night.
Angeline Compau:Okay, yeah, you gotta let me know
Rebecca Smith:Road kill
Angeline Compau:when you gotta let me know in January is a busy month for me.
Josh Smith:Why's that?
Angeline Compau:I'm trying to get myself a trip going. It's my birthday month.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:new year's
Josh Smith:trip going where?
Angeline Compau:I don't know. I was hoping Cancun that's the plan ish
Josh Smith:alone.
Angeline Compau:No My I have a friend that's going down for like a festival. And I was like, I don't care much about the festival. But if you're going to be there, I would like to go.
Josh Smith:When is this festival? That's that's I don't know,
Rebecca Smith:January
Josh Smith:I'm not sure Cancun is a safe bet these days.
Angeline Compau:It's probablyn not, but it's warm,
Rebecca Smith:and Sandy
Angeline Compau:and Beachy.
Josh Smith:Okay. Well, here's what we'll do. We can't do February because we have our own. We are also going to the Caribbean.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:we're going to the keys,
Josh Smith:which is in the Caribbean.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:I know. But it's not like, foreign.
Josh Smith:It's so much better because it's not like,
Angeline Compau:oh,
Josh Smith:so we'll have to find some, you figure out. Give me a couple of open dates.
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Josh Smith:I have to plan, I have a lot of work to do.
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Rebecca Smith:Also, we were going to talk about your store opening.
Angeline Compau:I want some Stiiizy merch.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, yeah. Angeline went online and looked up Stiiizy and saw that they had a bunch of cool shit.
Angeline Compau:Yep. Cool shit that I didn't get offered any of it. That was probably at the party, but we didn't get any of it. Yeah, I'm really upset
Rebecca Smith:We weren't invited
Angeline Compau:Stiiizy's a cool brand and they had cool merch.
Josh Smith:They do have cool merch.
Angeline Compau:I'm upset.
Josh Smith:But you have, to be a customer to get that merch
Angeline Compau:I will be.
Josh Smith:I didn't have one kind of curmudgeon thing. I was asking about it. Who paid? I noticed? You know, every kid has a cell phone and I get it. There was no cell phones around. We were kids, hence we didn't have them. But it's a natural thing to evolve. But what's it cost a month for cell phone? ballpark?
Rebecca Smith:A lot? Depending on your plan.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:What's, what's an average plan?
Rebecca Smith:I don't know.
Josh Smith:What do we pay a month for mine?
Rebecca Smith:A lot?
Josh Smith:What's a lot?
Rebecca Smith:A lot.
Angeline Compau:Okay, I'll tell you for just
Josh Smith:I'm getting scaredhere.
Angeline Compau:for just me. And now I pay, like, a stupid amount. Because I apparently pay for my phone per month too. But like, and I have unlimited, I have unlimited data,
Rebecca Smith:which we do too.
Angeline Compau:And I'm paying for my phone. And whatever else I have, it's like $130 a month,
Josh Smith:are we more or less
Rebecca Smith:well, we're two. So that's more.
Josh Smith:So what's a cheap plan? 75 bucks a month. So who the fuck is paying? Like I realized these kids that are like 12 and 13. And I was like, they all have cell phones. I'm like, how do they do? Like I think about
Rebecca Smith:There on a family plan.
Angeline Compau:And you can do can limit your data like that? Or what however it works,
Josh Smith:is that what parents do to keep the cost?
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:down for their kids, they
Angeline Compau:make them hooked up to Wi Fi though. Like you as a family as a whole. Maybe you get like eight gigs of data instead of unlimited like me,
Rebecca Smith:right.
Josh Smith:Okay, cuz I was I was noticing this. I was like, Holy crap. These parents like they have three kids. They've now got like, $300 cell phone bills a month. That's a car payment
Angeline Compau:And if you go over your data, though, for the month, you got to pay for that. So it's like, you're going over every month.
Rebecca Smith:Now they have a thing where they can shut the phone off. If it's about to hit data.
Angeline Compau:Okay,
Rebecca Smith:the phone shuts off.
Josh Smith:I'm totally blown away by this.
Rebecca Smith:You can limit the usage too
Angeline Compau:Yeah, that's what you should do.
Josh Smith:Yeah, it's amazing.
Angeline Compau:It's crazy.
Josh Smith:Yes, yes. And I think it's kind of like, you know, when we were kids, like the big deal, like when you started thinking, when you really started kind of trying to act not like an adult but imitate adults on certain things. The key for us was when you started to be able to drive. Right, you had that little key twirl. Right. And I noticed now that the kids almost have a an air of like they're aloof when they're on their phones. So adulty
Angeline Compau:Oh, my gosh,
Josh Smith:I don't know if you've picked up so you have picked up on it.
Rebecca Smith:Now that you say that? Yeah.
Josh Smith:Like yeah, but you don't pay for that. So it's not really adult to pick up on that. I have I don't know how I feel about it. But not very good. Not Very good.
Angeline Compau:Not very good.
Josh Smith:No, no. And I had a question does Ryder work?
Angeline Compau:He did this summer.
Josh Smith:What did he do?
Angeline Compau:He was doing like some landscaping.
Josh Smith:See? That makes sense. You know, good parents make your kids go work
Rebecca Smith:He has a friend that owns that company. His friend's dad owns the company. So they worked for him
Josh Smith:That's good. That's good. I don't know if A lot of teenagers work now. I have no idea.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, they do.
Angeline Compau:Very.
Josh Smith:A lot of teenagers
Rebecca Smith:when they have cars. They do.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Is it more than
Rebecca Smith:a lot of girls at the studio have jobs?
Josh Smith:Do you get the sense that more rural kids have cars versus the city kids that don't now because they just don't want cars?
Angeline Compau:I don't know. Well, city kids. There's public transportation. We don't have public transportation out here.
Josh Smith:In general, I get the sense that when we were kid like turning 16 was like your like that was it? It was It wasn't about 16 It was about
Angeline Compau:we didn't have the I didn't have the option to say I don't want to get my license. My parents, like you're gonna need to get your license. You're going to start driving yourself. Yeah.
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:I think that's an issue with the parents nowadays as opposed to the children.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:but you wanted like, I couldn't wait to get the freedom of a car. I mean, it was like the biggest thing in the world.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:And I don't know but they have that feeling anymore. I don't get it.
Rebecca Smith:The thing is, is parents rarely nowadays I think they know when their children wants to go somewhere. And so that's why I wanted to be able to drive like I, if I couldn't drive myself then I wasn't probably going to get to go because my mother wasn't going to take me everywhere.
Angeline Compau:Oh, man, my mom told me no
Rebecca Smith:nowadays
Angeline Compau:all the time.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, nowadays, kid, I think I feel like parents take kids everywhere.
Josh Smith:Really?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Or arrange like carpool or whatever.
Josh Smith:I do notice parents arrange a lot. Like, I don't think my parents ever arranged a party or anything for me. It was figur it out for yourself. You want to hang out with people figure it out?
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Josh Smith:And I think parents take a lot of that on.
Rebecca Smith:And that's why I mean, so if you're a kid, and everything is done for you, why would you want to do it?
Angeline Compau:That's true. I'll tell you what, else
Josh Smith:what?
Angeline Compau:There are days when I get home from work, where you cannot get me out that door, you will not get me back in my car. There's no flipping way. So if I had a kid that was like, Hey, can I go to Johnny's house right now? And I just got home from work. I'd be like, No, you can sit there and eat a dick. I'm not going anywhere. I have just I'm not getting back in the car. It's not happening.
Rebecca Smith:It was always Oh,
Josh Smith:little Johnny, you're going to be eating some dick tonight.
Angeline Compau:It was on us to do it. And it'd be like, ah, Jill's mom can pick us up if you take us. And it was like, that's how you would have to ask, like, I we have half of it figured out and you would be the other piece, but would you take us If so and so picked us up. we had to figure it out on our own? Yeah.
Josh Smith:Would you like to know what Jane's answer was to every time I asked her that Jane who comes from a place of no,
Rebecca Smith:no.
Josh Smith:Hey, Mom Can I? no.
Angeline Compau:I like it
Rebecca Smith:that's how I would be
Josh Smith:Hey mom, no.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Like I could have said, Hey, Mom, can I give you $1,000, no. My mother said no to everything as fast as it could come out.
Angeline Compau:That's how I'm gonna be.
Josh Smith:Yeah, the only thing I could do is she would take me to sports but other than Hey, Mom, can I spend the night? No, hey mom, can I have somebody. Nope.
Angeline Compau:Oh, no, we weren't. We wouldn't be able to have people spend the night or spend the night at other people's houses
Josh Smith:my parents were so much stricter than everybody every other parents. Nobody wanted to spend the night in my house because they were so strict.
Angeline Compau:My mom always was like, someone can come here and I'm like, nobody wants to flipin and come here
Josh Smith:No. Nobody wants to be here at our house with our rules.
Rebecca Smith:I loved hanging out at Jennie Hamilton's house because we were listened to records and even though like her dad and my dad were both math teachers and they knew each other and stuff like that. We can never really
Josh Smith:I didn't have a Nintendo so.
Rebecca Smith:i That's where I had my first drink was at Jenny Hamilton.
Angeline Compau:Ohh
Josh Smith:I had my first drink at Jennie Hamilton's too.
Angeline Compau:ooh
Josh Smith:Oh Jenny,
Rebecca Smith:her brother snuck us beer because her parents were having a party and her brothers snuck us Corona.
Angeline Compau:You know,
Josh Smith:Jasper,
Angeline Compau:you think having older brothers that they would sneak me alcohol?
Rebecca Smith:They didn't?
Angeline Compau:No
Josh Smith:I feel like Rob, Rob's not a big partier.
Angeline Compau:No, no, neither is Rick really.
Josh Smith:And April to me is probably the more party of that family if I had to guess.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. She's always down for a good time.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Josh Smith:I don't know how that's gonna come across here. you might wnat to feel like how that edit.
Angeline Compau:April's down for a good night.
Josh Smith:April, we did not mean that in the sexual way.
Angeline Compau:I did. I did.
Rebecca Smith:Yes we did.
Angeline Compau:you're so bad Angeline.
Josh Smith:Sorry. Oak, sorry oak, that's all right.
Angeline Compau:Rob is super fun. He just doesn't really drink. He's always down for a good time.
Josh Smith:He likes Coke, right?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, he likes his coke Coke Cola. Yes. Not that what do you call them?
Josh Smith:Booger sugar. you want some booger, Sugar.
Angeline Compau:I almost called it Sugar boogers again. I was like it's wrong. Don't say it
Rebecca Smith:it's wrong.
Angeline Compau:No, he likes Coca Cola.
Rebecca Smith:I don't know, I
Josh Smith:I like coke too.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I think Rob does like to have a good time but he doesn't like to leave the house.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, that's true. He likes it at his house.
Josh Smith:I get your Rob. I llike it at my house too
Rebecca Smith:He likes when good times are had
Angeline Compau:He likes a good time but at his house which I mean his house is super nice.
Josh Smith:It is super badd ass
Angeline Compau:so, that's gonna be the party house. I know it.
Josh Smith:I don't think so.
Angeline Compau:Now will Rob and April ever, like go out of town and Ryder would have a party? I hope so. I hope so.
Josh Smith:Why?
Angeline Compau:except for April's parents usually are there. So probably not
Josh Smith:He can't you know why he can't do it. Jimmy sibling someone's gonna rat you can't there's too many people to rat out.
Angeline Compau:Oh, and there's a there's a tattletale.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, there's is
Angeline Compau:There is a Tattle tale there so one of them will definitely snitch.
Rebecca Smith:I'm wondering like if they get older like when the young ones are older like when walkers maybe Ella's age. Do you think that that like Levi would have a party?or Lola would have a party?
Josh Smith:It's too hard
Angeline Compau:But you see, here's Okay, here's a
Rebecca Smith:Oh but There's such an age gap there.
Angeline Compau:If they were smart, like Ryder right now, if he wanted to have a party while we're all in Disney and maybe his grandparents aren't staying there. And okay, he should call me say, hey, take these young ones to your house.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I'm gonna be at a friend's house. I'm putting that in air quotes
Rebecca Smith:but you would know that.
Angeline Compau:I would know. I would know if
Rebecca Smith:he could tell you like,
Angeline Compau:yeah,
Rebecca Smith:he could tell you the plan.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:I'm gonna have a party.
Angeline Compau:Yep.
Rebecca Smith:And you will take the kids
Angeline Compau:and I would be cool
Rebecca Smith:and you would aid and abet
Angeline Compau:I would be cool. Yeah,
Josh Smith:would you be cool, because you know, shit could get out of hand. Then you're gonna be responsible.
Rebecca Smith:But no,
Angeline Compau:I didn't know.
Josh Smith:You just did
Angeline Compau:I didn't know shit
Rebecca Smith:she would lie through her teeth.
Josh Smith:You would lie to your brother?
Angeline Compau:I didn't know anything. I just knew that I was
Josh Smith:what if somebody got hurt.
Angeline Compau:having the kids over
Josh Smith:what if somebody got hurt you'd feel really bad about that?
Angeline Compau:Why is it my fault?
Josh Smith:You were the adult
Angeline Compau:I wasn't there
Josh Smith:You enabled it?
Angeline Compau:No, I you have your fun
Josh Smith:if we turned, hey, if we turned a blind eye to evil and it grows aren't we to blame as well.
Rebecca Smith:I feel like Ryder would be responsible enough to say listen
Angeline Compau:Ryder's so responsible, he would never have a party.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I know.
Josh Smith:All right Ryder
Rebecca Smith:would Ella
Angeline Compau:Ella might. Ella might I think Tracy tried to have a party once.
Josh Smith:We had parties all the time. When I was growing up.
Rebecca Smith:You did?
Josh Smith:Oh yeah.
Angeline Compau:see I would
Rebecca Smith:I didn't rat. I don't think I ratted her out. Or I think somebody ratted her
Josh Smith:were all three in high school at the same time. So we had so many things stacked up against each other. We each so we definitely practiced mutually assured destruction in our house. Like I know enough about the things my sister's did like like Go ahead and rat me out. My list is as long as yours and Ginny was the worst about well I'll Just tell mom and be like alright, so when you calm down you would think about that for a minute. Let's talk about what that means for both of us. Ginny would be the hot head and you're like No, you need to think about it. What I got on you
Angeline Compau:Are you inviting Ginny and Kevin to the party.
Josh Smith:We absolutely have to invite Ginny and Kevin.
Rebecca Smith:see, our list is getting longer
Josh Smith:although, their not listeners. No one in my family's a listener
Angeline Compau:I hope any of my nieces and nephews if they decide to have a party that they include me in on it because I will help you plan a badass party
Josh Smith:I'm just gonna go on record and say
Angeline Compau:I'll even be here as the adult I suppose
Josh Smith:all these are bad ideas Horrible idea
Rebecca Smith:yeah, I think that would be a better idea if you're gonna have a party let me come over so I can like
Angeline Compau:chaperone
Rebecca Smith:I'll go over me and Angeline can hang out like in the basement or whatever.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:watch movies, whatever and that way to make sure it doesn't get out of hand.
Angeline Compau:no shits going down on my watch
Josh Smith:this cannot happen because then I don't want to be at all on call to be called to help.
Angeline Compau:Why?
Josh Smith:They're not my kids. I don't know these kids?
Angeline Compau:we got it under Control? We don't need you.
Josh Smith:Oh my god, Angeline. Literally, you're going to make whatever problem they would have. Worse.
Angeline Compau:Angeline would just film it?
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I would. I'd be like,
Josh Smith:fight fight. Angeline is gonna be like, no, he's down. Kick him like you're gonna be the worst ever.
Rebecca Smith:It's on Tik Tok,
Josh Smith:you're gonna go spit on the loser of a fight?
Angeline Compau:I would. I would. But I'm pretty good about knowing what's gonna get me in trouble and what's not and I know when to
Josh Smith:when to what?
Angeline Compau:Adult.
Josh Smith:I just don't have a very good feeling about this.
Angeline Compau:I mean, that's a good thing to be worried have. Yeah, I'm okay. I understand your concern. I do. I do. I could. I could be a really good party. Party mom. Yeah. I'm gonna say petrol
Rebecca Smith:party patrol
Angeline Compau:party monitor. I'll be the party monitor.
Josh Smith:I don't see you doing it.
Angeline Compau:I can do it.
Josh Smith:I don't think so
Angeline Compau:I could do it.
Rebecca Smith:I feel like Angeline would be there doing shots with the kids
Angeline Compau:I'm not buying them alcohol that could get me in trouble
Josh Smith:and forcing shots down their throats
Rebecca Smith:No, but if th y brought alcohol.
Josh Smith:Passing out condoms and doobies
Angeline Compau:isn't that what they do at high school parties? Probably but then I don't want to be involved in it. And then I'm gonna leave because I don't want to know that. That's going to get me in trouble. They're going to assume I supplied
Josh Smith:I got my finger stuck in Jasper's
Angeline Compau:now anus? Now if I know that this is this is a if it's like it'd be a smaller group. And I know and it's like none of y'all are leaving because I don't want any of this getting out. I'm taking your phones. I'm taking your keys because I don't want any of this recorded.
Josh Smith:and I'm taking your pants
Angeline Compau:not taking that you leave everything on. Now. I'm taking phones. I'm taking keys. And it's a small party. And
Rebecca Smith:now let me ask you this. Let's say everybody's out of town and Ryder says I want to have my girlfriend over and spend the night
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:boy girl party style.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Everybody's telling everybody that we're saying the night everybody's house.
Angeline Compau:Yes,
Rebecca Smith:but they're all gonna stay at Ryder'ss House. Would you allow that?
Angeline Compau:a mysterious box of condoms would be on the counter. They wouldn't know how it got there but their there
Josh Smith:the French tickler?
Rebecca Smith:what is that?
Josh Smith:or the
Angeline Compau:be responsible
Josh Smith:or the what's the Magnum?
Angeline Compau:so you would? Would you stay there and be like I'll let this happen. No, I don't want to stay.
Josh Smith:I don't want to listen in
Angeline Compau:No, I don't want to be there but like, are you gonna take all their keys and phones and stuff? like, is it, Everybody's gonna be there just one giant orgy?
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Oh, that's gross
Josh Smith:there's going to be dicks everywhere.
Angeline Compau:not necessarily an orgy but I mean there's enough rooms where everybody can have their own room. Oh my god. I need earplugs.
Josh Smith:Angeline, a lot of skeet. It's gonna be a skeet show
Angeline Compau:What the fuck
Josh Smith:skeet flying everywhere
Angeline Compau:no, there's not supposed to be
Josh Smith:French ticklers.
Rebecca Smith:What if Josh and I are out of town and Ryder's house sitting for us,
Angeline Compau:okay.
Rebecca Smith:And he says Angeline, I'm gonna invite Jacqueline over.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Would you cover for him? Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Oh, look at you.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, yeah.
Angeline Compau:If he needed to get it in, I'm there. I'm here for your buddy.
Josh Smith:Whoa, sorry. I don't know that the way you said that's gonna make a lot of sense. That was disturbing.
Angeline Compau:Sorry.
Josh Smith:And I can tell you right now that they're gonna have a tough time getting romantic because Jasper is going to be up in that
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, jasper will be all up in between them.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Jack, ah Jackson gave me a Red Rocket look the other day
Angeline Compau:gross
Josh Smith:I was like you sex offender get out of here.
Angeline Compau:Sex offender
Josh Smith:He's just sitting there red rocketing walking around, I'm like get outta here.
Angeline Compau:That is so sick
Rebecca Smith:Poor Jackson
Josh Smith:I had already turned outside hoses off otherwise I would have hosed him down.
Angeline Compau:that is sick.
Josh Smith:Yeah, I don't want to see it.
Angeline Compau:You know what? I gotta say? I'm a lot of talk. I don't know. We'll see what happens if that day ever comes where somebody needs me to to cover for them with having their lady or partner of whatever. What if Ella comes to you and says Angeline, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:I want to go on birth control. But I don't want my mom to know. Would you take her to Planned Parenthood?
Josh Smith:Can't do it, Angeline, Over the line.
Angeline Compau:Oh, that's a hard one.
Josh Smith:No. It's over the line. You know why? Because not your daughter.
Angeline Compau:Exactly. Exactly. That's putting them on medication.
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:That's a hard one. But I would say I'd say listen. I know how your mom was. And I think she'll be cool. Let's go to her
Josh Smith:April. You just got called out
Angeline Compau:Oh, I'm sorry. Not just her mom. Her dad. Also. Her mom and dad. They were
Rebecca Smith:bunch of horn dogs.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Horn dog.
Rebecca Smith:Wow.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:The Oak spreads his seed well, it's apparently, apparently
Angeline Compau:very well. We know that
Josh Smith:5 kids kids
Angeline Compau:exactly with five
Josh Smith:You guys are like a baby machine over there. Are they gonna have six.
Angeline Compau:No hope not. That's what
Rebecca Smith:we were talking about yesterday.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. We were like I said, I'm gonna see you at 48 years old, Popping. Popping out another kid. She was like,
Josh Smith:April's 48?
Angeline Compau:No, I said, I could just see.
Josh Smith:Oh, wow, she doesn't you know look 48 to me?
Angeline Compau:No, I was just saying that I could see that happening. With her. She was saying she's super fertile. And with Rob's seed, he's apparently also fertile. I was like, well, here it is. You're gonna be 50 years old.
Josh Smith:I traveled 500 miles to plant my seed in you. I really thought my skeet party was right up your alley. So just wanted you to know that. Not my skeet party.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. What?
Josh Smith:the high school skeet party
Angeline Compau:That's worse. I'm not going to a high school skeet party.
Josh Smith:Well, it's what you're talking about having all those kids over there. You're supervising the skeet show.
Angeline Compau:No, that's why I said I don't want to be there for but then you guys were saying that I need to
Josh Smith:did she not just say I was gonna have a box of condoms.
Angeline Compau:I said I was a mysterious box would just show up on the counter so everyone could be safe.
Josh Smith:You gonna hide in the closet and videotape this your fucking sicko.
Angeline Compau:no, nah uh
Josh Smith:yeah,
Angeline Compau:no.
Josh Smith:Audience I'm worried. Worried. Alright, so we got the dinner party set. Iv'e got to kill a deer.
Angeline Compau:Got the skeet party set. If you want to be invited, you got a comment on our website?
Josh Smith:Yeah, we would like some
Angeline Compau:better yet. Leave us a voicemail as to why you think you should be invited to the party. That's great. What What would you bring? That is like a dish, but like, as like,
Rebecca Smith:what do you bring to the party?
Angeline Compau:Yeah. What do you bring to the party?
Josh Smith:Do you have hobbit feet? If you have hobbit feet and you're willing to go barefoot in the snow? That's a big plus. Like if you're saying, I will show up to your house and walk through snow barefoot because I have hobbit feet. I'll move you to the top of the list. I'll get you'll get my vote. Right.
Angeline Compau:Okay,
Josh Smith:but you got to set a picture of hobbit feet. Like for judging.
Angeline Compau:I was thinking like if you bring funny jokes, or
Josh Smith:I think hobbit feet would be better.
Angeline Compau:Okay, fine. That's fine. Hobbit feet are good.
Josh Smith:Maybe you want to bring a dish.
Angeline Compau:And if you have like a good good dish
Josh Smith:or a good bottle of wine that goes well with venison.
Angeline Compau:No, we don't need that.
Josh Smith:What about a bread?
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:Your French bread maybe like an Italian bread.
Angeline Compau:How about some good tequila for good margaritas?
Josh Smith:I don't know that that's gonna go well with vennison
Rebecca Smith:Why?
Angeline Compau:margaritas go well with everything.
Josh Smith:Yeah I do you like margaritas?
Angeline Compau:hell yeah.
Josh Smith:I so wanted to drink Liz's Dirty Martini.
Angeline Compau:You guys should have a new year's. Dinner Party.
Rebecca Smith:Are we gonna be here?
Angeline Compau:Oh, I don't know
Josh Smith:where we gonna be?
Rebecca Smith:Oh, I didn't know how late we were staying with.
Josh Smith:We normally just stay here because we're lame.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah or go to Joe and Juliette's. Angeline, what are you doing for New Years?
Angeline Compau:I don't have plans yet.
Josh Smith:Angeline can't you find yourself a good snap? Good
Rebecca Smith:party whippersnapper,
Angeline Compau:I could
Josh Smith:good you better get to looking
Angeline Compau:I could do that
Rebecca Smith:She's got options.
Angeline Compau:I got lots of options.
Josh Smith:Do you want to take Jasper for the night?
Angeline Compau:No. He's a cock black
Josh Smith:what do you think rone dog?
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh.
Rebecca Smith:That was his tail
Angeline Compau:Hey,
Josh Smith:Angeline, that dog loves you so much.
Angeline Compau:I love him too.
Rebecca Smith:All right. All right. I'm cutting off the Jasper talk.
Josh Smith:So that's my topic for the night. I did not have as many as I would have liked.
Rebecca Smith:good job Why?
Josh Smith:I've been in a happier place lately, so I'll try to get that
Rebecca Smith:so basically we've established that yes, you are racist.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god. Yeah.
Josh Smith:Oh, I did. I did look up aliens in between the shows and there's a lot of fucking obvious evidence out there
Rebecca Smith:for aliens?
Josh Smith:Yeah, a lot. And there are a lot of reputable people that say yes, they you know that have either seen them or seen UFOs like a lot of reputable people from either intelligence. US Israeli astronauts, UK astronauts, few American ones. Pilots are like there's no way there's not aliens, like the stuff we've seen. And that's pretty amazing. So
Angeline Compau:I'm interested, I want to hear more about this.
Josh Smith:We're not sure that you're not an alien.
Angeline Compau:I told you that I was.
Josh Smith:Alright, that's all I got.
Rebecca Smith:All right. Later bitches
Josh Smith:later. See you later, Greg.
Angeline Compau:bye Greg Louganis
Josh Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:wow.
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